A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 259 Needs Bodyguards

The young couple, who had been deprived of sex for several days, were now so engrossed in their passionate lovemaking that they had lost all sense of time and place.

From the moment the door to the bed in the secret room was closed, clothes kept falling off the two of them.

When they got to bed, Xiao Yuan was left with only his pants and Jiang Xinyu was left with only her undergarment.

The two people, caught up in their passion, were both rejected by the review process and could not be written; therefore, 30,000 words of action description are omitted here.

The two of them entered the secret room in the afternoon without telling anyone, and after fooling around until midnight, they simply slept in the secret room.

It was almost evening when Bao Beibei finished browsing the warehouse. Xiao Die had someone send the selected items back to the guest courtyard before accompanying her back to Jiang Xinyu's courtyard.

When they returned, they couldn't find anyone. Not only was Jiang Xinyu gone, but Xiao Yuan was nowhere to be found either.

Bao Beibei scratched her head in confusion, "She left me and my husband to go out and play on my very first day here as guests?"

"Damn, so what if you have a man?"

Xiao Die, who had been with Jiang Xinyu all along, naturally knew this person's background. She didn't show it on her face, but she couldn't help but complain in her heart.

Despite their special circumstances, their supervisor is quite capable in that area, sometimes needing water four or five times a night.

In addition, their wives were also very lustful.

Having observed a vegetarian diet at the temple for so many days, it's obvious what they're going to do now.

However, she wouldn't tell Bao Beibei this; she would only coax him back to the guest courtyard and tell him that Madam had returned.

Although the Marquis's mansion was strict, they were afraid that others might overhear them. Apart from Xiaodie, even Jiuyue and Chunxing did not know Bao Beibei's true identity.

After being bumped into by Ye Xiao and He Zhang, Bao Beibei put on her disguise again, and others only thought she was a tall girl with masculine features.

The next day, Xiao Yuan went to work satisfied, while Jiang Xinyu waited for Bao Beibei, who looked miserable, while she rubbed her back.

The two exchanged a knowing glance; Bao Beibei raised an eyebrow with a mischievous grin.

"Wow, your husband's pretty good, he's even massaging your back?"

Hehe, how many times?

Jiang Xinyu first made a three and then a two.

Bao Beibei sighed enviously, "When will I be able to eat meat too?"

Jiang Xinyu rolled her eyes. "What's there to envy? If you want to eat meat, you can eat it anytime."

I envy you. If I had a guy like that, he'd be the one begging for mercy.

Bao Beibei's eyes lit up. "Tell me in detail, is there anything that I, as the eldest daughter, cannot hear?"

"What's there to go into detail about? Don't you already know that I love you the fourth time?"

"Hiss, logically speaking, men should have more difficulty with that than women, so why can't I outdo him?"

Bao Beibei immediately exclaimed, "Holy crap, so you mean 'three and two' means you 'went up to him twice' and he 'went up to you three times'?"

That's incredibly awesome! I'm completely blown away by your skill.

After saying that, Bao Beibei fawned over Jiang Xinyu, massaging her lower back while whispering,

"Your husband looks so assertive, would he really let you do that?"

Jiang Xinyu winked smugly, "This is love. Why bother with all this 'top' and 'bottom' stuff? It's a matter between husband and wife."

Didn't you say that a man's character needs to be trained?

My husband used to be incredibly shy; taking off his pants was like taking his life.

Now, she's even willing to wear a red bellyband.

I'm even thinking of making him a set inspired by my sexy lingerie and open-crotch pants.

She must be both innocent and alluring!

Bao Beibei let out a wail, "I'm still single, how can you eat so well?"

"Don't say another word, or I'll break off all ties with you."

Jiang Xinyu was practically laughing herself to death. "I'm afraid my sister will suffer, but I'm also afraid she'll sleep with Daniel Wu?"

You insisted on asking, but you weren't happy when I told you.

Okay, let's be a little more lenient with the conditions. If it's time to act, then act. Even if it's a forced decision, it's fine.

If you can't unscrew it, ask your brother-in-law to help you. Our family still has some influence in Da Jin.

Don't worry about whether it's sweet or not, as long as it quenches your thirst.

"Yes, as long as it quenches my thirst, that's fine. Sister, you're so kind. It feels so good to have someone to rely on."

Bao Beibei puffed out her chest and declared, "From now on, I'm going to enjoy the shameless life of stealing men and dominating women."

When I'm old, I can still write a memoir, "My Days as a Playboy in Ancient Times."

Jiang Xinyu highly praised his ideals and then told him some unfortunate news.

Being a playboy is fine, but it's not good to just laze around and wait to die. It would be a waste not to use such a powerful Thunder King.

The succession to the throne in the Great Jin Dynasty was not smooth, with two waves of princes rebelling.

Although the throne has been decided, there are still quite a few people who are eager to seize power.

In particular, the Second Prince's maternal family is powerful, and there are already rumors that they are secretly contacting the maternal families of other princes in an attempt to gain favor by supporting the new emperor.

That's what they say, but in reality, they just want to replace Xiao Yuan and Jin Zekang with someone they can control.

For a subject, regency is the highest position they can reach.

If a little child, only a few years old, sits on top and doesn't care about anything but handles all the affairs of state, how different is he from the emperor?

Xiao Yuan and Jin Zekang, who had already secured their positions, became the first people those people wanted to eliminate.

It even took precedence over Emperor Jin Zeyu.

Killing the young emperor is pointless; Jin Zekang can simply push another child onto the throne.

Therefore, since the new emperor ascended the throne, Jin Zekang and Xiao Yuan have faced numerous assassination attempts.

Xiao Yuan was alright; he was highly skilled in martial arts and came from the Eastern Depot.

He's been the subject of numerous assassination attempts ever since he became the supervisor, a job that's been hated by many. He's become quite experienced at it.

For him, simply increasing the intensity is nothing.

Jin Zekang had a harder time.

He had always remained behind the scenes, playing the fool while secretly plotting against others. Although he had strong security around him, he had no experience of being assassinated.

Fortunately, Xie Zhuo was quite skilled and stayed close to him. Even if he couldn't defeat the assassin, he could at least buy some time for rescue.

To prevent this scapegoat from getting hurt, Xiao Yuan sent over some of the East Depot's top experts.

This has left me in a very difficult situation.

When Bao Beibei said she didn't want to be a monk anymore and wanted to live in Dajin, Jin Zekang was the first person she thought of.

There's no need for his best friends to be like bodyguards, always by his side.

At most, I would drop him off at home and occasionally pick him up after work.

Most importantly, I could stay in the same courtyard with him at night, as the peak time for assassinations was at night.

A few days ago, Jin Zekang and his friend slept in a secret room at night, and dared not go out if there were fewer than twenty people around.

The Eastern Depot's department, which monitors the martial arts world, reports that two top assassins seem to have taken on jobs in the capital.

If it weren't for Bao Beibei, Jiang Xinyu would have wanted Jin Zekang to live with them.

After all, she couldn't split herself in two; who knew whether those two experts wanted to kill Jin Zekang or Xiao Yuan?

After listening to her story, Jin Zekang stroked his chin with great interest.

"Your son found a male daughter-in-law, and your sworn brother found you a male sister-in-law."

Alright, alright, your capital of the Great Jin Dynasty used to be called Chengdu, right?

Besides streets, what else is straight?

Jiang Xinyu chuckled, "My man is straight!"

However, it seems she has a knack for attracting gay men.

Are any of the men she's close to straight?