bullyxtreme Chapter 260 The cross-dressing was a success.
Chapter 260 The cross-dressing was a success.
Xiao Yuan was riding high on a night of passion, and Jin Zekang could tell from his face that he must have had a very enjoyable night.
However, he was more interested in Miaowu than in exploring Xiao Yuan's private life.
He had heard about what happened yesterday: a bolt from the blue, a rainbow encircling, lightning and fire forging a golden body.
Nowadays, the story of Master Miaowu attaining Buddhahood at Huguo Temple is being told everywhere.
He hadn't forgotten that Xiao Yuan had told him Miaowu was a woman; it would be a miracle if she really became a Buddha.
There's no doubt about it; it's probably the work of that greedy younger sister.
Xiao Yuan smiled mysteriously at Jin Zekang's gossip.
"What's the rush? I estimate it will be delivered to you today."
"Send it to me? Send what?"
"Didn't you say you had a wonderful epiphany? My wife specially staged a magic trick to intercept her, just for you."
Brother-in-law, aren't you touched?
Jin Zekang swallowed hard. "What kind of trouble is she trying to cause now?"
She can keep what she intercepted for herself, but let me make it clear first, I don't want it.
Regardless of gender.
The thought of Miaowu's male body and female heart made Xiao Yuan's smile even more malicious.
"Miaowu is Yu'er's sworn sister, and you are Yu'er's sworn brother. So, you and Miaowu can be considered siblings."
Whether to stay or not, we should meet with them first.
Don't be in such a hurry to refuse. Miaowu is a top expert whose abilities are no less than my wife's.
We sent her to your palace to ensure your safety.
Jin Zekang's eyes lit up. "A master on par with my sister?"
"It's a rare breed."
Xiao Yuan nodded with a smile.
Isn't it a rare breed?
Not only in martial arts skills, but also in their fiery and unruly personalities, they are equally matched in every sense.
The person who could go to such great lengths to save Jiang Xinyu must have extraordinary abilities.
Moreover, Miaowu was already well-known, which greatly piqued Jin Zekang's interest.
However, no matter how interested they are, they can't live without each other now.
Xiao Yuan has been neglecting his duties lately and has accumulated a lot of reports; the two of them need to get down to business first.
In the Hou Mansion.
Bao Beibei had changed into a light purple ruqun (a type of traditional Chinese dress).
Because it was a wig, I didn't dare wear too much jewelry. I just styled my hair into a neat single bun and wore a light hair ornament.
Two tassel earrings accentuated his slender, white neck, and a jade bracelet on his wrist looked very elegant.
Miao Wu's face is fair, smooth, and flawless, so she doesn't even need makeup. She only needs to shape her two heroic eyebrows into crescent shapes, and her whole face immediately becomes softer.
With a light touch of pink blush and bright red lipstick, she instantly transforms into a striking and elegant beauty.
That is to say, this Adam's apple is not easy to hide.
Jiang Xinyu applied some dark powder to her face and then put a gorgeous necklace on her head.
The necklace hangs above the chest and is quite brightly colored.
People's eyes are always drawn to things that are conspicuous, and with such a large gem shining brightly, few people would look at the Adam's apple.
Bao Beibei spun around excitedly several times.
"You're stunning, Little Raindrop. Do you think I'm beautiful enough to support a brothel?"
Jiang Xinyu was speechless. "What kind of description is that? You should change your voice first."
"Silence can charm an army, a single word can terrify any warlord."
Bao Beibei immediately cleared her throat and said softly,
"My voice was damaged by a cold when I was young, please forgive me, Madam."
"Listen if you want, otherwise cut off your own ears and stop spouting nonsense."
Miaowu's voice was originally soft and pleasant, but after Bao Beibei deliberately slowed it down, it immediately became androgynous.
Not all girls have high-pitched and clear voices, so this is enough to fool them.
However, the sarcasm in her speech was unlike that of a young lady; in the entire Great Jin Dynasty, only Jiang Xinyu could compare.
Money can make the world go round.
Although the measurements were only reported yesterday, the embroidery workshop has already delivered several pieces of clothing, along with matching shoes, socks, underwear, and a bib.
Jiang Xinyu circled Bao Beibei twice, feeling awkward, until she saw the bellyband and suddenly realized what was going on.
Miao Wu's pectoral muscles aren't developed enough to fill out this dress, making Bao Beibei's chest look too flat.
So the embroidery workshop received a new order: a bowl-shaped corset filled with cotton.
Fortunately, it was already autumn, otherwise having two big clumps of cotton on my chest would definitely have given me prickly heat.
Once a girl has changed into new clothes, gotten a new hairstyle, and put on full makeup, she's unlikely to sit quietly at home.
Wearing fine clothes at night is a waste; putting on makeup and not going shopping is an even bigger waste.
Given Bao Beibei's current appearance, even the monks of Nanzhao probably wouldn't recognize her, let alone anyone else.
Unable to resist her nagging, Jiang Xinyu and her husband embarked on a shopping trip after lunch, with Jiang Xinyu carrying the money and Jiang Xinyu leading the way.
In the past, Jiang Xinyu would always bring a lot of people with her when she went out to avoid trouble.
Now that his powers have been restored, Xiao Yuan no longer needs to fear anyone and only brings Xiao Die, who won't hold him back.
If she were to encounter a spoiled brat who steals men and women, she would actually have something to do, thus contributing to purifying the atmosphere of the capital.
Street food in this era is nothing special; it doesn't attract princesses and princes in the palace to linger like it does in TV dramas.
Those with truly good skills were either recruited by officials to work as private chefs in their mansions or hired by restaurants.
The skills of those who can consistently set up stalls on the street are generally mediocre; at most, the wealthy and powerful will only enjoy something new.
Bao Beibei tried two snacks but lost interest, but bought a lot of handmade ornaments instead.
Shopping is indeed a woman's nature. Before, when I didn't go shopping with Jiang Xinyu, I was more restrained.
With her best friend by her side, the two of them explored almost the entire West Market.
Since Xiao Yuan became the Marquis of Zhenguo, Jiang Xinyu has gone out for a stroll a few times, but she has never encountered any playboys harassing her. She thought that the capital of the Great Jin Dynasty did not have this characteristic.
I never expected to run into this today.
Jiang Xinyu rolled her eyes in annoyance at the flamboyant playboy across from her, who was holding a fan and grinning lewdly.
No wonder she didn't run into him the last few times she went shopping; it turns out that the hooligans didn't even notice her looks.
Bao Beibei gave her a "Are you kidding me?" look and asked, "Are you sure you fell in love with me at first sight?"
"Brother, take another look."
Upon hearing this, the thug's smile grew even more lewd. He looked Bao Beibei up and down, paying particular attention to her long legs.
This is amazing! It's practically tailor-made for me.
Bao Beibei looked at him with a puzzled expression, as he was practically drooling.
Although she has a nice face, she is too tall and has a flat chest, which probably doesn't fit the mainstream aesthetic.
If she were out alone, it would be fine, but standing next to Yudian, most men would probably be attracted to her.
Why did this guy ask himself why he came here?
Based on the principle of sharing both good times and bad, Bao Beibei sincerely asked her doubts.
They asked this spoiled brat if he wanted to take her sister away too.
Jiang Xinyu was both amused and exasperated, knowing that Bao Beibei had finished thinking and then winked at the playboy.
Unexpectedly, the thug looked disgusted.
"This kind of vulgar woman is not worthy of me. You are much more to my liking."
Don't worry, even if you become a concubine, I won't treat you unfairly.
Judging from your clothes, you're not from a poor family.
"How about this? My father is the Minister of War, after all. If you're willing, I'll offer you the position of my concubine. What do you say?"
The other party's lackeys immediately started jeering, as if becoming their young master's concubine was a windfall.
Before Bao Beibei could react, Jiang Xinyu rushed forward.
A scoundrel dared to look down on her; this forced her to rid the people of this scourge.