A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 258 Vinegar Essence

Best friends are a magical relationship; when something happens, you can really laugh at it.

Bao Beibei's inability to accept women psychologically and men physiologically is a vicious cycle with no solution.

Jiang Xinyu said she couldn't help with this, but if Bao Beibei took a fancy to someone in the future, she could help her win him back.

Bao Beibei gave her the middle finger, "Even if you have the heart of a woman and the body of a man, you are still stunningly beautiful."

Do I need to fight over whoever I want?

My face and personality alone could easily charm him!

As he spoke, he even pulled down one shoulder of his shirt and gave her a flirtatious wink, which almost made Jiang Xinyu gag.

"Big brother, please stop with your supernatural powers. You're not a mature woman anymore, so this action is a bit disgusting."

Are you planning to live a cross-dressing life from now on?

If you ask me, you might as well stay a man.

I'll have some capable people from the Eastern Depot adjust your facial features, and then you can grow your hair back. In a year or two, nobody will recognize you.

"don't want,"

Bao Beibei refused without even thinking, "It's too uncomfortable to act like a man. If I act according to my nature, I'll definitely be seen as a sissy."

Anyway, his face is beautiful enough that if he trims his eyebrows and puts on makeup, no one can tell he's a man.

The dresses and hair accessories of this era are absolutely gorgeous! I finally have the chance to wear them to my heart's content, and I certainly don't want to wear men's clothing.

Jiang Xinyu slapped her forehead. Oh right, she had forgotten that Beibei was a fan of period dramas and always loved beauty.

only……

"Sisters, most women in this era are petite."

Honestly, I've been here for so long and I've never seen a tall, beautiful woman who's 1.76 meters tall.

I think you're even more conspicuous than a sissy.

“Then I want to be a girl too. So what if I’m tall? I’ll stand out from the crowd.”

Bao Beibei plucked one of Jiang Xinyu's hair ornaments and fiddled with it in her hand.

"Hurry up, hurry up, get the wig ready for me first, then have someone take my measurements and tailor it."

We swore an oath back then that if we became rich and powerful, we would never forget each other, and that we would raise our sons frugally and our daughters lavishly.

As the eldest daughter of the legitimate wife, my treatment must not be worse than that of your son.

His clothes must be made of Shu brocade, they look so elegant and luxurious, and his jade pendants and hairpins are also exquisite.

"My demands aren't high; I just want to be treated like a princess."

Jiang Xinyu rolled her eyes in disdain.

"The scope is too small; the tributes are all leftovers that I have to pick out before they reach the princess."

"Go to the storeroom and choose for yourself in a little while. If I get a bite of meat, you'll get a sip of soup."

Upon hearing this, Bao Beibei's eyes lit up, and she pounced on Jiang Xinyu, giving her a quick kiss.

"As expected of my dear friend, Little Raindrop, I absolutely adore you."

How can you be so good to me? I don't know how to repay you.

"How about I lend you my seed? With Miaowu's looks, the child will definitely be beautiful."

"Damn it, this is called repaying kindness with enmity."

Jiang Xinyu rolled over, pinned Bao Beibei down, and started choking her.

"What's the difference between making me give birth in a place with such poor medical conditions and murdering me for money?"

"If you dare bring this up again, I'll take you down with me."

"I was wrong. I am guilty."

Bao Beibei quickly begged for mercy, but her hands were still restless as she scratched Jiang Xinyu's ticklish spots, and the two sisters laughed and joked together.

Supervisor Xiao at the door was so angry he almost crushed the door frame.

This is terrible. Having a sister-in-law like this will shorten his lifespan by ten years.

The two finally saw Xiao Yuan's dark face and simultaneously raised their hands:

Hi!

Damn it, the more in sync these two are, the more suffocated Xiao Yuan feels.

Jiang Xinyu could tell at a glance that her little jealous girl was being acidic again.

He quickly pushed Bao Beibei away, hugged Xiao Yuan's neck, and gave him a loud kiss.

Bao Beibei greeted her brother-in-law warmly, without showing any sign of reluctance or displeasure.

Xiao Yuan was unable to catch his breath.

If it were a real love rival, he might have resorted to underhanded tactics, but unfortunately, it wasn't.

He was so angry that he felt like his liver was about to burst from being allowed to be so affectionate with his wife.

Jiang Xinyu quickly called Xiaodie over and asked her to accompany Bao Beibei to the warehouse to pick out clothes, fabrics, and jewelry.

Bao Beibei gave a meaningful smile and gave me a look that said, "I understand everything."

However, considering the good stuff, she overlooked the fact that her best friend was heartless because of the opposite sex.

She's sensitive, insecure, jealous, and super clingy—but what can you do when Raindrop likes this type?

As soon as Bao Beibei left, Xiao Yuan immediately covered Jiang Xinyu's mouth in a fit of anger, kissing her until she was breathless before stopping.

Jiang Xinyu buried herself in his arms and laughed maliciously.

"Why wait until Beibei leaves before kissing her? Kiss her in front of her, that's a good way to assert your ownership."

Xiao Yuan then nibbled at Jiang Xinyu's neck twice more.

"Didn't we agree that he would stay at Jin Zekang's place?"

When should we send them off?

Even if it's your sister, she's still in a man's body. Seeing you two hugging makes me uncomfortable.

Wow, her husband's gotten quite the direct approach now.

Jiang Xinyu kissed his face affectionately, "We should at least make some suitable clothes for Beibei and dress him up before sending them over."

Didn't I already tell Jin Zekang that Beibei is a girl? She should at least act like a girl.

"How's the situation at Huguo Temple? Has anyone had any doubts?"

"Don't worry, the water basin under the debating platform has long been removed, and all traces have been swept clean."

A rainbow appeared out of the sky, a bolt from the blue, and hundreds of people witnessed it. Whether it was the high monks from Nanzhao or our side, none of them doubted it.

The Nanzhao monks have already packed up the relics and left. I sent a small team from the Eastern Depot and two hundred guards to escort them.

They probably sent a message to Nanzhao themselves, and someone should be able to meet them halfway there.

Jiang Xinyu exclaimed, "Is it really that hasty?"

Even if their imperial advisor turned into a few pebbles, they should still perform some kind of ritual, right?

Is it really okay to leave so soon?

"Not fast. If they didn't have to pack their things, they would have run away the moment they saw the relic."

Xiao Yuan smiled sarcastically, "You didn't see how shameless those old monks at Huguo Temple are."

They insisted that Miaowu attained Buddhahood through a fortuitous encounter at their Huguo Temple, implying that they wanted his relics.

Even if I stopped those Nanzhao monks on the grounds of diplomatic relations between the two countries, I still wouldn't feel at ease.

Seeing that everyone looked like they wanted to rob and kill him, he quickly ran away.

That's good too. The people who were most familiar with Miaowu are gone, and those who have only seen him a few times probably can't tell the difference either.

If Bao Beibei appeared in women's clothing, no one would suspect Miao Wu.

"My husband is amazing!"

Jiang Xinyu knew that Xiao Yuan's arrangements were crucial to the smooth progress of the matter, and she did not hold back her praise.

The two hadn't made love since they went to the temple, and now that his wife was snuggling in his arms, Xiao Yuan felt a surge of lust.

"Honey, I can't wait until tonight, I want it."

As he spoke, Chief Supervisor Xiao's hands began to wander, and in no time he had aroused Jiang Xinyu's desire.

This girl's lust is no less than Xiao Yuan's; if Xiao Yuan is lusting after her, how could she not be?

She's shameless; she doesn't care about anything as trivial as daytime debauchery.

However, she still managed to make Xiao Yuan stop when she was being kissed until her whole body was weak and she was covered in fragrance.

She hadn't forgotten that there was someone in the manor named Bao Beibei, who was even more shameless than her.

If she were interrupted during that time, she would really want to kill someone, so going into a secret room is the safest option.