bullyxtreme Chapter 257 Oddballs +1
Chapter 257 Oddballs +1
With Jiang Xinyu's turbulent personality as a model, these two little ones can probably guess what Bao Beibei is like.
The other person didn't seem serious at all, and after exchanging greetings, the two tried to slip away.
Bao Beibei was quite reluctant to part with it.
She's a fujoshi herself, and her eyes practically lit up when she saw such an eye-catching couple.
Fortunately, Jiang Xinyu still had a conscience. In order not to scare the two little ones with her bad friend, she quickly changed the subject and gestured for them to run away.
This time, Ye Xiao was quick-witted. Upon receiving the signal, he grabbed He Zhang and disappeared in a flash.
Bao Beibei clung to Erkang's hand on the door frame with regret, "Nephew, come visit your aunt when you have time, and your wife can come too."
Jiang Xinyu covered his mouth and dragged him into the house, saying, "What are you shouting for? What are you shouting for? Do you think you can be seen in public with your big bald head?"
"Let me tell you, the people from Nanzhao Kingdom haven't left yet. If you don't want them to capture you and take you back to eat cornbread three times a day, you'd better shut up for a bit."
Bao Beibei immediately clung to Jiang Xinyu and pretended to cry, "Little Raindrop, you've changed. Don't you love me anymore?"
You can't even satisfy my one and only hobby? Does changing my body mean I'm no longer your eldest daughter?
Sure enough, once the girl got married, she went from being a pearl to a fish eye.
I never imagined you'd neglect your best friend for your husband and son.
Jiang Xinyu chuckled, "I risked war between two countries to smuggle you out of the country, and you still dare to say I'm not being fair?"
Even rabbits don't eat the grass near their burrows, so why do you have to go around messing with your own family?
Let me tell you, my son was also born a eunuch and suffered trauma as a child, making him very sensitive.
He and He Zhang finally got together, so you're not allowed to say anything that might offend him.
It's not so bad if they like watching male-male relationships.
In this era, male prostitutes are legal. I'm rich, you can choose your favorite top and bottom and I'll buy you several pairs to perform for you every day.
"They'd be thrilled to have someone supporting them and not have to entertain clients; it's a good deed for you."
Bao Beibei's eyes lit up. "As expected, you understand me best. This is a good idea."
Hey, Raindrop, to be honest, have you actually gone to play there?
Jiang Xinyu sighed, "I'm not as lucky as you. I transmigrated with superpowers and became a favored prince."
My original body was a vicious female supporting character whose mother died and whose father didn't care for her, but unfortunately, my superpowers have been restored and I'm about to get married.
The man I was supposed to marry had an affair with my half-sister. The whole family was waiting for me to get pregnant so they could sabotage the delivery room and make me die to make room for my half-sister.
My half-sister's aunt is in charge of the backyard, and I'm completely powerless. The wedding is in three days, and this is a complete disaster.
Luckily, the family next door was having a wedding on the same day as me, which allowed me to plan a marriage exchange and marry Xiao Yuan.
Don't let Xiao Yuan's current puppy-like appearance fool you; he's just the result of his sisters' training.
He used to be such a scoundrel, but on our wedding night he knocked me unconscious.
Later, as my powers gradually returned, we went through many misunderstandings and dangers before we got to where we are today.
Bao Beibei curled her lips speechlessly, "Showing off your love leads to a quick breakup, you love-struck fool, get lost!"
Why are you showing me your love story when I ask you if you've ever been to a brothel?
Waiting for me to give you a like?
Jiang Xinyu exploded, "Damn it, I've been getting all emotional and you're ruining the mood? Are you even human?"
Bao Beibei succinctly stated, "Get to the point!"
"The main point is... I didn't dare to go."
Waaah, actually I've been curious for a long time, but I couldn't bear to see my little jealous one upset.
You have no idea how good my husband is at it. When he's angry, his eyes turn red and he complains to himself.
The domineering factory beauty instantly transforms into a pitiful little puppy—who can resist that?!
"Hehe, sorry, I don't like that one, I don't get your appeal."
Bao Beibei shrugged as she looked at Jiang Xinyu's starry-eyed expression. "I like the resilient and courageous wild grass type."
"Your husband, who holds a high position yet is always so sentimental and clingy, isn't my type."
After so many years of being best friends, everyone knows each other's taste. Jiang Xinyu didn't argue with her; these things are a matter of personal taste.
"I'm so glad my man isn't your type. Come on, there's definitely something for you at this whole table outside."
Upon hearing this, Bao Beibei also smelled a strong aroma. In the small flower room separated by a door, a table was already full of delicacies.
Upon seeing delicious food, how could the high monk, who had been vegetarian for so long, possibly remember any male prostitutes or wild grass-type male prostitutes?
"Only when you're well-fed and warm can you think about lust," she thought, "and she couldn't think about that before she had a full stomach."
Jiang Xinyu's powers have recovered very well and she no longer needs to eat a lot.
But these superhumans can eat more than ordinary people, and Bao Beibei is no exception.
Adhering to the principle of not wasting food, the two of them managed to finish all 20-plus dishes on the table.
The servants in the inner courtyard of the Marquis's residence were all old-timers from the Governor's Mansion, so they were used to it. After clearing the table, they even brought over a lot of fruit and snacks.
Bao Beibei let out a satisfied burp, "This is the life a human being should live. I used to be afraid to eat too much because of my image."
Damn it, who said that becoming a high monk means you have to be untainted by worldly affairs and look like you're about to ascend to immortality?
Do high-ranking monks not need to defecate or fart?
Who can get full if they eat thin porridge, steamed buns, stir-fried mushrooms, and mixed vegetables every day?
It wasn't until I became a monk for a few days that I understood why people used to say that when they were poor, they didn't even feel the urge to pee anymore.
Seriously, Raindrop, you don't know, but when people eat a vegetarian diet for a long time, their urine really tastes very faint.
That's enough! Jiang Xinyu finally understood what it felt like to have them listen to her.
Can't they talk about something that helps with digestion since they've just finished eating?
Who would smell their pee at the same time, you bastard!
After Bao Beibei finished eating, she was too lazy to move. The two of them leaned back on the chaise lounge in the outer room and finally had time to talk about what had happened since they parted ways.
When they met at Huguo Temple, they acted like thieves, focusing solely on discussing important matters and having no time for casual conversation.
Jiang Xinyu then realized that although Beibei had died around the same time as her, Beibei had transmigrated two years earlier.
After transmigrating, he first used illness as an excuse to merge with the memories of his predecessor and learn to be a man. After that, he wandered around trying to find his teammates.
Unfortunately nothing was found.
An examination of various aspects, including business literature, anecdotes, and strange tales, revealed no particularly unusual individuals within the six kingdoms.
Later, as her family pressured her to get married more and more, she had no choice but to come up with the idea of becoming a nun.
She originally wanted to pretend to be gay, since she really couldn't accept girls.
But finding a high-quality homosexual isn't easy.
Temperament, personality, appearance, talent, authenticity, and inclination all need to be examined, and I haven't found a suitable one in a short period of time.
It's true she likes handsome men, but asking her to be the dominant one, to use something she never had before...
Damn, just thinking about it makes me weak-willed, I can't bring myself to do it!
Being the submissive partner is quite difficult; she's not only afraid of pain, but also of anal fissures, hemorrhoids, anal fistulas, and rectal prolapse...
Jiang Xinyu wants to change her name to Jiang Wuyu.
Wasn't that what she said to scare Jin Zekang back then? There really is someone who can't be the top and can't be the bottom!
Poor baby, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die laughing!
Hahahaha!