A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 256 Weird Aunt

Ever since Xiao Yuan married Jiang Xinyu, not only has he gone astray himself, but his son has also started to go astray.

In the past, Ye Xiao would have already lost his temper in this situation.

And they will swiftly kill the adulterer to defend the color of his father's hat.

And then... he was beaten so badly his own father wouldn't recognize him.

Now, he's gotten used to Jiang Xinyu's unpredictable ways.

So even when I heard those explosive remarks, I subconsciously felt that they weren't what they meant.

Despite her young age and seemingly lack of morals, her mother truly loves her father, making it unlikely that she would cheat on him.

Moreover, even if it were true, he would have to feign indifference to keep the person calm.

He's just a pretty boy; his father is the first wife's son, and he believes his father can definitely make it. (? ?_?)

Indeed, family status is determined by one's power.

Ye Xiao himself didn't realize that he had already shifted the dominant position in the family from his father to his mother.

He used to be afraid that his father would take a concubine.

His mother wasn't a tolerant person; if his father had an affair, the family would definitely fall apart.

Now they're afraid his mother will support a stepfather.

Whether from an emotional or political perspective, his father can't live without his mother now.

If his mother really falls for someone else, it won't be easy for his father to win her back.

After all, if the hardware doesn't meet the standards, the competitiveness is too poor, and the only thing that others can respect is power and status, which he doesn't lack.

With his mother's own abilities and her relationship with the regent and the young emperor, he had nothing to fear from his father, the Marquis of Zhenguo.

He didn't want any more trouble after his family had finally settled down.

Jiang Xinyu looked at Ye Xiao, who was struggling to suppress his anger, and He Zhang, whose eyes were full of conspiracy theories, and waved her hand wearily.

"Whatever you two are imagining right now, shut your minds right now. It's not what you think."

This isn't enlightenment, uh... no, this used to be enlightenment, but now it's your aunt.

Uh, that’s not right.

This is Bao Beibei, nicknamed Baby, my best friend and close sister.

There's a long story behind how she became the Zen Master Miaowu, but of course, it can also be told in a short way.

There's a reason why it's in our house... well...

Jiang Xinyu couldn't make up any more stories, so she nudged Bao Beibei, signaling her to introduce herself.

The main reason is that Miaowu's body is indeed male, but she doesn't want anyone other than Xiao Yuan to know that she is male.

Therefore, a reasonable explanation needs to be given for why Miaowu is a woman.

Birds of a feather flock together; the fact that Bao Beibei and Jiang Xinyu are best friends shows that they are quite similar in terms of integrity and behavior.

Having received her sister's signal, Bao Beibei gave an OK sign, cleared her throat, and began her performance.

In short, it's a melodramatic story of a cat replacing the prince.

The young prince died unexpectedly, and the favored concubine, not wanting to lose favor, found a similar little princess to replace him.

Therefore, Miaowu is a woman.

Gone!

Ye Xiao rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Why don't you make up another one?"

"I'd have to be out of my mind to believe you."

Bao Beibei smiled charmingly, and a few tiny flashes of lightning appeared in her palm.

"It's not that we can't give it a try, nephew. Would you like to try my Thunder and Fire Palm technique?"

He Zhang subconsciously pulled Ye Xiao behind him, looking at Miao Wu with wary eyes, his whole body tense and ready to strike.

Jiang Xinyu covered her face in exasperation, "Can you please stop making things worse?"

Would it kill you to come up with a plausible excuse?

"Tch, you've already said they're your son and daughter-in-law, so just tell the truth. Stop making things up."

My sister is straightforward and honest; she wouldn't make up lies.

"Holy crap, little darling, don't you feel guilty saying that?"

Since I met you in the third grade of elementary school, when have you ever told the truth to your teacher?

Your notebook goes from being forgotten at home to being eaten by the dog to being robbed by thugs, and it's never the same thing every day.

The excuses they came up with could fill a whole book of reasons why elementary school students don't hand in their homework.

How dare you say you can't make things up?

Ye Xiao looked at Jiang Xinyu with a dark expression.

"Mom, we're still here. Is it really okay for you to just let her make up lies and lie to me like this?"

Bao Beibei chuckled, "I think your son is much more fun than your husband."

"She's so well-behaved even after painless childbirth, where did you get that? Can I have one too?"

Jiang Xinyu disgustedly pulled Bao Beibei's hand away from her.

My husband raised me from a young age.

Not bad, right? My daughter-in-law brought her own too, so it's a great deal to buy one and get two free.

Or should I introduce you to a widower with a child?

Don't worry, in this era filial piety is paramount. As long as it's registered in your name, it's yours.

"Natural childbirth is never as quick or easy as a quick one, how about it, wanna have one?"

Bao Beibei stroked her chin and nodded, "How about this super handsome one?"

"It's perfect that we can become in-laws."

"Shameless! You're even better at taking advantage of others than I am."

My daughter-in-law is both intelligent and skilled in martial arts, and as beautiful as Pan An (a legendary handsome man in ancient China). She is the famous "other people's child" in the capital.

Why would someone else's precious prodigy be given to you?

You're completely delusional!

Forget it, let's talk about raising kids later. At least let your hair grow back first.

"Looking at you now, if you actually raised a child, would they call you 'Dad' or 'Mom'?"

That makes sense!

Bao Beibei was just saying it casually; she didn't actually intend to raise a child.

If it were someone like Ye Xiao, who is already an adult and can take care of her in her old age, then she might consider it.

Forget about little kids, it's a waste of money and time.

Seeing how well Jiang Xinyu and Bao Beibei understood each other, the two little ones exchanged a glance.

It doesn't seem like a new relationship; if we go by the timeline, the Grand Eunuch (Father) might be the one who came later.

And then there's the most important issue: men and women.

Jiang Xinyu also knew that even if she could deceive Ye Xiao, she couldn't possibly deceive the shrewd He Zhang.

She didn't want to talk about the fairy theory or the possession of a corpse, and only said that Bao Beibei was a girl with a boyish appearance and was raised as a prince by the Nanzhao royal concubine since childhood.

Later, as he got older and feared being discovered when he got married, he pretended to be promiscuous and gained a reputation for being a womanizer to avoid being pressured to get married.

Despite his bad reputation, his good looks still attracted many women who wanted to marry him.

Finally, having no other choice, he pretended to become a monk and hid in a temple.

But the truth cannot be hidden forever; he faked his death to escape during this debate in order to regain his freedom.

Master Miaowu has attained enlightenment and become a Buddha, so Bao Beibei can now return to her female form.

This was a project that the couple planned together, and Xiao Yuan is now wrapping it up.

If you two don't believe me, wait until he comes back and ask him in detail.

To be honest, Bao Beibei is a girl after all. Even though she is in a man's body now, she has no problem being a girl again.

Previously, she deliberately disguised herself based on the original owner's memories, but now that she's relaxed, both her tone of voice and her posture exude femininity.

Ye Xiao felt that since his father knew and helped, it was highly likely that what his mother said was true.

I couldn't bring myself to call her "baby" or "auntie," and it felt weird to call her "auntie" in the end, so I called her "auntie" instead.

He Zhang also called out, but he was certain that Miao Wu was a man.

As for whether it's hermaphroditism or some kind of malformation leading to gender identity disorder, that's unknown.

As long as the Commander-in-Chief has no objections, that's fine.

He Zhang wasn't one to meddle, and he only paid attention to things related to Ye Xiao.

He didn't even care who was cuckolded by the Chief Eunuch and his wife, as long as it didn't affect Ye Xiao.

A lady is not just a stay-at-home wife who only knows how to support her husband and raise children.

In He Zhang's view, Jiang Xinyu, who was erudite and had invented countless things that benefited the country and its people, was a national hero.

Such an extraordinary woman could easily have three husbands and four concubines.