A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 255 The Two Little Ones Are Confused

The monk, who had been chanting and debating scriptures for a long time, was really eloquent; he was even a little embarrassed by Xiao Yuan's praise.

What a sin!

In fact, these so-called relics were actually obtained by the lady smashing a luminous pearl and washing it with a water blade.

The entire process takes less than half a cup of tea, and it seems to have no other function besides glowing at night.

The monk from Nanzhao kept thanking him for losing a national advisor in exchange for seven small stones.

Even Xiao, the shameless governor, felt ashamed. He had inadvertently become the universally recognized good person in Nanzhao. Where could he go to seek justice for this?

On the other side, Jiang Xinyu saw Bao Beibei leave and quickly retreated as well, leaving the mess for Xiao Yuan to clean up.

If the capable should do more work, then let the capable do it.

The sisters are finally free! Let's quickly arrange a big welcome-back banquet.

Although Jiang Xinyu said she was afraid Bao Beibei would crawl under the bed to listen to their intimate stories and wouldn't let her stay at home, she still needed to familiarize herself with the place after just getting away.

Today, not only did Jiang Xinyu expend a lot of energy, but Bao Beibei's superpower also nearly drained her.

Back at the Zhenguo Marquis's residence, the two were finally relieved. Jiang Xinyu gave the order, and the cooks in the Marquis's residence were soon wielding their spatulas until they were smoking.

Do whatever is good!

Among the creatures that roam the land, there are swallows in the clouds; on land, there are cattle and sheep; and at sea, there are delicacies like monkey heads, bird's nests, and shark fins; and there are bear paws, dried scallops, and deer tail tips.

Jiang Xinyu also specifically ordered that two tiger penises be stewed.

Didn't they say that stuff is a great tonic for men?

Her baby has the heart of a girl but the body of a boy, so it's good that he's eating tiger penis.

Having regained her freedom, Bao Beibei was so moved by Jiang Xinyu's instructions regarding the food that she hugged her tightly and nuzzled against her affectionately.

"You're such a good friend, I love you to death!"

You have no idea how bland I've been these days.

Back when I was in Nanzhao, I had more freedom. The place was mountainous and densely forested, and I could use the excuse of seclusion to get a couple of wild pheasants from the back of the mountain to eat.

Once we leave Nanzhao, we'll be in trouble. These bald monks are like paranoids, always thinking that some troublemakers want to harm me.

They were all watching so closely, I didn't even have a chance to sneak out for a meat bun.

It's making my mouth water!

Once, when the post station caught fire, the smell of the postman's burns made me want to climb up and take a bite.

As she spoke, Bao Beibei circled Jiang Xinyu's room once.

"Rich woman, looking for a sugar daddy!"

She came out without a single penny. If you don't take care of her, I'll have no choice but to become a prostitute.

Jiang Xinyu leered and pinched his handsome face, "May I ask, Master, are you selling your body or your art?"

Is it about selling for profit or after-sales service?

Bao Beibei put her arm around Jiang Xinyu and lifted her chin with one finger.

"What you said at the beginning, you say at the end."

I am a man of principle. In principle, anything can be discussed as long as the money is right.

Would you like to inspect the goods, young lady?

"This humble monk has a large tool, works well, and makes small profits but sells quickly."

Miaowu's face was handsome and otherworldly, as pure and clean as an iceberg snow lotus.

Now, paired with Bao Beibei's alluring eyes and flippant tone, he really has the air of a peerless demonic monk.

"Wow, the famous scene of the 'Seven-Character Quatrain: The Monk Wuhua's Seduction of the Monk Wuhua."

Jiang Xinyu's eyes lit up with excitement, "Baby, if you had this body when you were in college, you would have made a fortune as a closer."

The two have been best friends for many years and often tease each other.

Not to mention the "holy monk and young wife" type of drama, the two of them have also acted out plenty of other similar scenarios, such as "mountain king's young wife, flirtatious sister-in-law, and charming younger brother-in-law."

Now that there were no outsiders in the room, the two of them were finally able to chat freely, and for a while they spoke even more without restraint.

While they were in the temple, the two of them were keeping a close watch on everything, afraid of revealing any flaws.

Now that they were on Jiang Xinyu's turf, they relaxed completely and didn't even notice that someone had entered.

Ye Xiao and He Zhang entered the mansion half a cup of tea later than Jiang Xinyu. Seeing the maids busy, they casually asked a question.

Hearing that the lady had returned and instructed the kitchen to prepare food, I thought I would go and say hello.

According to the household registration, Ye Xiao is Jiang Xinyu's son. As her son, he is obligated to pay his respects to his mother when she returns from her trip.

Even if his young mother doesn't care, propriety cannot be disregarded. If he doesn't take it seriously either, his father probably won't be happy.

Ye Xiao and He Zhang's relationship was not made public, but everyone in the mansion knew that she was the future wife of the heir.

Ye Xiao went to pay his respects to Jiang Xinyu, and He Zhang naturally followed. The two were also curious as to why their mother had returned alone while their father was not there.

As soon as he reached the door, he heard the explosive speech inside, and Ye Xiao's face immediately turned pale.

Thanks to Jiang Xinyu's guidance these past few times, the young master is no longer so impulsive.

Fearing some misunderstanding, He Zhang didn't dare kick the door, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

But when he saw Miaowu, he almost choked to death.

Once inside the room, Bao Beibei naturally removed his disguise, revealing a shiny bald head and handsome face that would be recognized by anyone who had seen him before.

After all, monks are common, but beautiful monks are rare, and those who are so beautiful that they can be called stunning are even rarer.

He Zhang admires Miao Wu's poetry and recently went to the temple to listen to a sutra and saw what Miao Wu looks like.

He was busy with official duties and left after listening to the sutra. The meditation room was mostly occupied by women, so as an outsider, he didn't have a chance to greet Jiang Xinyu.

I had originally planned to visit Master Miaowu after I finished my lecture today.

I never expected to see it at home.

To be honest, there were no surprises, only shocks, after all, that madman was still hugging his mother-in-law.

What kind of human suffering is this?

Why did his idol give up being a proper holy monk and become a playboy prince? Is there any way to go back on something like this?

Hmm, it seems like that's indeed possible.

He Zhang suddenly remembered that one could become a monk and then return to secular life; the so-called returning to secular life was simply regretting not having become one.

Even if you've returned to secular life, you can't go even further. Aren't there enough beauties in the Nanzhao Kingdom for you to ruin?

My father-in-law finally got married and you dared to lay a hand on him? Do you want to be the spokesperson for the phrase "lustful beyond belief"?

He Zhang is quite interesting in the Marquis's residence.

Normally, when Xiao Yuan and his wife call him by his name, he also calls him "the Marquis's wife".

Occasionally, during casual conversations, Jiang Xinyu would call him her daughter-in-law, and he would respond.

He called Jiang Xinyu "Mother-in-law" and Jiang Xinyu didn't object.

The main theme is "you discuss yours, I discuss mine."

As for Xiao Yuan and his son, they never get involved.

Anyway, Xiao Yuan would never call He Zhang his daughter-in-law, and He Zhang wouldn't dare call their chief supervisor his father-in-law.

They only said those things behind their backs to their lovers; on the surface, they both pretended to be businesslike superiors and subordinates.

Upon seeing that there was indeed a man inside the room, a beautiful monk, embracing his mother, Ye Xiao's face flushed red and then turned pale.

Staring with wide eyes like an angry bird with its feathers standing on end,

"Mother, please give your son an explanation."

He Zhang grabbed Ye Xiao's arm, his phoenix eyes narrowed as he coldly looked at Bao Beibei.

"May I ask if you are Zen Master Miaowu?"

"Weren't you supposed to be giving a sermon today? What brings you to our Marquis's residence?"

Bao Beibei was startled when she saw the person who came in recognize her, but then she relaxed when she realized that this was her best friend's house.

Instead of answering He Zhang's question, she looked him up and down, left and right, several times, and then whistled mischievously.

"Little Raindrop, you've eaten well! Where did you find such top-quality food?"

And this one, he's pretty handsome too, he looks like a little wolf.

He calls you "Mom," huh? What, your son?

Jiang Xinyu looked at this chaotic scene with a black line on her forehead, "Stop messing around, this is my son and daughter-in-law."

"Let me make this clear first, my child is shy and you can't tease him."

He then patted Bao Beibei's bald head and introduced them, "You two should get to know each other."

This is my baby; you two can just call her Auntie.

My baby

You two call her Auntie.

The two children were dumbfounded. Was the Madam (mother) of the Eunuch speaking human language?

Why can't they understand?

Normally speaking... shouldn't your lover and I call him "little daddy"?