bullyxtreme Chapter 486 The deepest road is the chapter group's routine.
Chapter 486 The deepest road is the chapter group's routine.
Director Cheng was speechless. She had expected Gu Yan to act crazy, but she never thought he would become an internet beggar!
With begging skills like that, he could become a grandmaster even if sent to the Beggars' Sect.
"Send them some supplies," Director Cheng said helplessly, a glint of shrewdness flashing in his eyes. "Wait, when you deliver them later..."
She whispered a few words to him.
Soon, a supply ship approached Gu Yan and his group's ship.
However, the production team learned from their mistake and did not allow staff members to board the ship to deliver supplies.
Instead, they use drones to airlift the goods.
They were probably worried that if the staff went to deliver it, they would be captured like Director Cui, and then the entire production crew would be wiped out trying to save their grandfather...
Everyone happily accepted the supplies.
"Brother Yan, you're really something."
"Yan-ge, it has to be you again!"
"Brother Yan, I didn't know you had this talent!"
Gu Yan snorted: "Now you know to call me 'brother'?"
Upon seeing the supplies delivered by the production team, Gu Yan hissed:
"Fine, fine, you're messing with us, aren't you?"
The camera zoomed in for a close-up.
There are five people on the ship now, including Director Cui, but they have only been given enough food for three people.
That cup of instant noodles is considered a single serving.
In other words, one person is destined to go hungry.
[Haha, the production team is really bad, this is obviously just stirring up trouble.]
[Won't there be any more game competitions? The most difficult path I've ever walked is the show's tricks!]
Who will end up without any food? It's so hard to guess, don't you think, Director Cui?
...
"You're testing us with this?" Gu Yan raised his chin, speaking with conviction. "Who can't withstand such a test! We can't even handle mixing four portions of food together and then dividing them evenly into five portions?"
In this way, everyone eats a little less, but everyone gets a share.
Little did he know, Director Cheng had already anticipated his reaction.
"Then you can divide it up."
Yunyue reached out, opened the box, and her eyes widened in surprise.
It's a hamburger with a Coke!
God knows how excited people will be to see such high-calorie junk food after being starving for two days!
Gu Yan paused for a few seconds after she had been rambling on and on, then resumed her rambling:
"I'm sorry, I can't withstand such a test!"
Nobody's getting a piece of my hamburger!
"The fortress stands as long as the men are here; the fortress falls when the men die!"
The group looked at each other, none of them willing to back down.
"Let's decide the winner by playing games." With Director Cui around, classic variety show games came to mind effortlessly: "Who's the Spy? Who's got you stuck in your thoughts? Pictionary? Idiom chain? Singing game?"
After discussing it, everyone decided to play a singing game.
"The rules of this game are very simple. For example, if the keyword is 'dry rice,' then you must sing lyrics that contain the words 'dry rice.'"
Director Cui briefly explained the rules.
"Let's play with a simple word, 'love'! The lyrics you sing from now on must contain the word 'love'! Does everyone understand the rules?"
"understand!"
Everyone stood in a row, and Gu Yan was the first to start singing.
I love you so much!
Yunyue's second: "I love you, China, dear mother."
Everyone was in awe.
"Sister Yue, you're so upright and patriotic!"
"I felt like I was about to burst into tears."
"With your strategic mindset, Sister Yue, you're guaranteed to win!"
"..."
Yunyue pursed her lips, feeling somewhat uncomfortable being the center of attention.
He turned his head and met Gu Yan's thumbs-up.
"Sister Yue is awesome!"
Yunyue's ears felt slightly hot.
Throughout her childhood, she received only beatings and scoldings, never praise.
She herself finds it difficult to say words of praise.
But Wen Yao and Gu Yan are different. The two siblings are practically a rainbow-praise atmosphere group. Whenever they want to praise someone, they can praise them for half an hour without running out of words.
People are always attracted to those who are different from themselves.
Someone as insecure and introverted as her really envies extroverted and cheerful people.
Jiang Jinghuai was the third; he sang a love song.
Lin Xinwei also passed easily.
Director Cui was left, but he felt that all the songs he wanted to sing had already been sung by the people before him, and he was at a loss for words.
"Director Cui, no way? He gave away first blood right from the start."
Fortunately, at the crucial moment, Director Cui remembered an old song:
"My love is like a tidal wave..."
In the first round, everyone passed.
After the classic songs were mostly sung, the competition entered a fierce and heated phase.
“Love, love…” Yunyue stammered.
She's not a professional singer and has limited exposure to pop music, so this game isn't very friendly to her.
Even the luckiest people can have their mishaps?
The audience was sighing.
Gu Yan coughed lightly, reminding Yun Yue of the key words.
Yunyue immediately sang it out, feeling a great weight lifted from her shoulders.
[No wonder he's so lucky! He always has a benefactor to help him at crucial moments!]
[Yanzi has changed his ways! He actually helps girls sometimes?]
[My youth is over! Give me back my straight-laced bro! He must be possessed by something weird. He's always the first to burst into laughter in situations like this, isn't he?]
...
It's Jiang Jinghuai's turn.
He remained unfazed: "Love is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven..."
Lin Xinwei was about to sing.
Director Cui suddenly realized something was wrong: "What the hell is that? Is there even a song like that?"
Everyone turned to look at Jiang Jinghuai.
Jiang Jinghuai feigned composure: "This is a niche song. You can search for it online if you don't believe me. Of course, it's normal if you can't find it; I already said it's niche..."
The guests all gave the middle finger.
[Hahaha, Huai Zi, you're just lying through your teeth!]
[This is a damn niche song, and these lyrics were written by Huai Zi himself!]
Wait, I checked again, and I couldn't find his line from the previous round, "I love you, you little fool," or the line from the round before that, "I love you, you silly girl." So he was already writing his own songs in the first two rounds!
...
"This is a singing game, not a songwriting game, okay?" Gu Yan complained. "If you're going to do this, I'm going to start writing songs too."
Jiang Jinghuai realized he was in the wrong and surrendered with his hands raised.
"OK, I give up. I won't eat. I'll do intermittent fasting."
Everyone happily divided the food among themselves.
Viewers felt sorry for Jiang Jinghuai because he had no food, but the next second, he appeared quietly beside Yun Yue:
"I really want to know what the burger my sister ate tasted like~ Ultimately, I'm not worthy of it~~"
Those big, bright, moist black eyes blinked as they gazed at the clouds and moon.
Yunyue: "...I'll give you a piece of bread crust."
"My sister is so kind."
Jiang Jinghuai then strolled over to Lin Xinwei's side: "Sister, is the cola good? You know, I've never had cola since I was a child..."
Lin Xinwei: "...I haven't drunk any yet. Find me a cup, and I'll pour you half a cup."
The audience watched as Jiang Jinghuai begged from each person in turn, reaping a bountiful harvest.
[What a waste of worry! That little green tea b*tch never goes hungry, no matter where she goes.]
[Like attracts like. Huai Zi's begging skills are not much worse than his brother Yan Zi's!]
I wonder if my little sister will beg?
[This little girl needs to beg, even God chasing after her to feed her is afraid she won't have enough to eat!]
The scene shifts to the cave...