bullyxtreme Chapter 485 Now even Yanzi is cunning.
Chapter 485 Now even Yanzi is cunning.
Director Cui hardened his fist.
"Do you think I, Cui Zheng, am afraid of a bunch of brats?!"
Gu Yan raised an eyebrow and showed off his fist, which was as big as a bowl:
"Director Cui, look what this is!"
Director Cui immediately backed down: "Brother Yan, just call me Xiao Cui."
"I can't take responsibility for this," Gu Yan said, chewing on a blade of grass. "How about this, from now on you call me Brother Yan, and I'll call you Brother Cui. We'll each call each other by our own names."
Director Cui: ...You brat from the Reverse Butterfly!
You're just a junior engineer, yet you call me a senior engineer. Who's really getting the better deal here?
The viewers in the live stream were thoroughly enjoying themselves.
I love watching the love-hate relationship between the guests and the director.
[If you both want the other to die, isn't that a mutual commitment? /heart emoji]
[I seriously suspect that after this three-day survival challenge ends, Director Cui will turn into someone even more ruthless. I can't even imagine how hellish his next variety show will be...]
...
The guests found an alcohol stove on the boat, and with Yunyue around, cooking was no problem.
But even a good cook cannot cook without rice.
All the supplies were divided equally between the cave group and the ship group.
But when you add it all up, the few people on the boat only have one bucket of instant noodles and two packs of konjac snacks, which is not enough to eat for a whole day.
Unsurprisingly, someone on the ship suggested that they endure the day without food.
"Just think of it as intermittent fasting to cleanse your digestive system; it's good for your health to do it occasionally," Jiang Jinghuai said.
Lin Xinwei nodded as well.
One of them is a model, and the other is a female celebrity. When they are working, they eat meals that are practically just to maintain their vital signs.
It was common for them to go hungry for several meals.
But for Director Cui, a middle-aged man, this was a much bigger deal.
“Kids, it’s okay for you to skip meals when you’re young, but I’m getting old, and I’ll really get low blood sugar if I don’t eat…” Director Cui said with a pained expression. “How about this, you guys continue with your fitness regimen, and I’m willing to sacrifice myself and eat this bucket of instant noodles.”
Everyone:? ? ?
Good, good, Director Cui has only been captive for a short time, and he's already gone astray!
Before he could even touch the instant noodles, Gu Yan slapped his hand away.
"be honest!"
Director Cui retorted, his neck stiff, "What if I faint from hunger later? Prisoners have human rights too! Not mistreating prisoners is an international humanitarian principle!"
"If you keep blabbing, I'll throw you into the sea to feed the sharks."
Director Cui wisely kept quiet.
He was worried that these guests, who would occasionally have outbursts of madness, might actually throw him into the water...
"Leave the finding of ingredients to me," Gu Yan said seriously.
At this moment, in everyone's eyes, his 185cm figure was so majestic and so charismatic...
Then Gu Yan said, "How can you have the energy to work if you don't eat your fill? I won't stand on ceremony with you guys, I'll eat this bowl of instant noodles first as a sign of respect!"
Everyone:! ! !
In an instant, Jiang Jinghuai grabbed Gu Yan's left arm, and Lin Xinwei grabbed Gu Yan's right arm.
Director Cui hugged Gu Yan's waist, and Yun Yue grabbed Gu Yan's hair—
This scene is truly a world-famous painting.
"You little brat, you've been waiting for us here!"
[Good, good, good, now even the inkstone is cunning.]
[No way, all this scheming for a cup of instant noodles!]
[Haha, I usually look down on instant noodles, but if I'm really hungry for a couple of days, they're a real delicacy!]
...
In the end, Gu Yan and the others signed a humiliating treaty, promising never to steal instant noodles, which prevented them from sticking their fingers up his nostrils.
"I really will go find something to eat, please believe me one more time, okay?" Gu Yan held up three fingers and swore, "If I'm lying to you, may my sister go hungry for three days and nine meals a day!"
When Wen Yao was involved, everyone let go of her hand.
Gu Yan is usually a bit unserious, but everyone knows that Wen Yao is his bottom line, and he would never joke about Wen Yao.
"But...it's raining so hard..."
Yunyue glanced out the window, her face filled with worry.
Gu Yan said nonchalantly, "No need to go out, just watch me."
Everyone:?
Could there be supplies on this ship?
Is there some kind of hidden compartment where food and drinks are stored?
The next second, Gu Yan found the nearest camera and clasped his hands together with a snap.
"Dear audience members, uncles, aunts, grandfathers, grandmothers, grandmothers, sisters, brothers, and cousins, please don't miss this opportunity! If you have money, please support us financially; if you don't have money, please show your support by being here. We will never forget your great kindness!"
Amidst the shocked gazes of the crowd, Gu Yan bowed deeply to the camera:
"I beg you!"
Second bow—
"Give me some money!"
Three bows—
"Give me something to eat!"
Guest: "..."
Is this what you mean by finding ingredients—begging for food?
The audience was stunned!
[Bai Zi, so the method you came up with was to become an internet beggar?]
[Guest: Can we please stop begging? Isn't there a more dignified way to eat?]
[@Program Team, let's start a crowdfunding campaign! We'll donate! Let's just give the kids something to eat!]
The entire production team was dumbfounded!
You know, idols in the entertainment industry are all very concerned about their image.
Who has ever seen someone as shameless as Gu Yan, who directly acts as a beggar?
The key point is that Gu Yan has become addicted to begging.
He twisted his leg and flicked his arm, imitating a beggar on the street with a speaker, singing and acting as he did so:
"Holding a cornbread bun in his hands, there wasn't a drop of oil in the dish..."
Even more tragic than the male lead in a melodrama!
Older viewers were almost moved to tears!
Yun Yue and the others retreated one after another, some covering their faces, others turning away, as if they wanted to pretend they didn't know Gu Yan!
"Thank you for the kind person who brought the steamed buns, thank you."
"Thank you for the instant noodles my family sent, thank you."
"Thank you for the sausages, my friend."
Gu Yan was performing without any props on the spot; anyone who didn't know better would think he was actually interacting with the audience.
"We have received your kind wishes. On behalf of all the guests and staff of the program, I would like to express our sincerest gratitude to you all!"
"Wishing everyone all your wishes come true, everything goes smoothly, congratulations on your fortune! World peace! Where's the applause? Applause—"
This scene is heaven for e-people and hell for i-people.
Yunyue and the others were debating whether they should just jump into the sea.
Director Cui usually only sees Gu Yan acting crazy on screen, but this is the first time he's seen it up close and immersively. His mouth was agape the entire time!
"What? Everyone wants to know why we haven't received the donated supplies?" Gu Yan jumped up. "Could it be that the production team embezzled them? No, everyone must believe that our production team would never do such a thing!"
"Family members, type 'I believe in the production team' in the chat!"
Immediately, viewers in the live stream chat began interacting.
Trust the production team! /doge
[The production team will never embezzle! /doge]
The light of righteousness will surely shine upon the earth! /doge
...
Dispatch room.
The staff member, drenched in sweat, said, "Director Cheng, Gu Yan has lifted us up in front of all the viewers in the live broadcast room. What do we do now?"