Transmigrating to win the heart of a beautiful snake

Chapter 159 Heavenly Court's Immortal Arts Cultivation Class

"Transmigrating to Embrace the Beautiful Snake"

Chapter 159: The Bizarre Immortal Arts Cultivation Course in Heaven

In the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor suddenly had a brilliant idea and decided to open a course on cultivating immortal arts, inviting all the gods, as well as Liu Yu, Bai Suzhen, Xu Xian, and Xiaoqing to participate.

On the first day of the course, the instructor was Laozi (Taishang Laojun). He stood solemnly on the platform and said, "Today, we will first learn the art of alchemy." As he spoke, he began to demonstrate how to put various immortal herbs and medicines into the alchemy furnace.

However, when he opened the alchemy furnace, a plume of black smoke billowed out, choking the immortals in the front row and causing them to cough. The Broom Star chuckled from below, "Laojun's alchemy skills aren't all that great after all!"

The celestial dog barked nearby, seemingly mocking them as well.

Next, it was Erlang Shen's turn to demonstrate his Heavenly Eye magic. Just as he was about to open his Heavenly Eye, he accidentally sneezed, spitting saliva all over the ground instead of opening his eye. The gods and immortals laughed heartily.

Xu Xian couldn't help but say to Liu Yu, "This immortal arts training course is too ridiculous."

Bai Suzhen smiled and watched quietly.

Afterwards, the Goddess of Lightning went on stage to demonstrate her lightning magic. She intended to summon a small bolt of lightning, but she used too much force, and a huge bolt of lightning struck down, splitting the stage in two.

Seeing this, the Wind God wanted to demonstrate his ability to control the wind, but instead he blew out a gust of wind that messed up everyone's hair.

Xiaoqing laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight: "This isn't a cultivation class, it's clearly a comedy show."

The lesson continued, and the Old Man of the Moon stepped onto the stage, ready to impart the magic of marriage. He had just taken out the red thread when a mischievous little bird snatched it away, leaving the Old Man of the Moon chasing after it, breathless.

At this moment, Pigsy also wanted to try his magic. He chanted a spell to make himself thinner, but instead he became even fatter, and his belly almost burst his clothes.

Liu Yu laughed until tears streamed down her face: "The more Bajie practices his magic, the worse it gets."

Then, Sun Wukong couldn't contain himself any longer. He jumped onto the stage, ready to demonstrate his seventy-two transformations. But when he transformed into a bird, his wings wouldn't grow, and he fell straight down from the sky.

Amidst the chaos, the course finally reached the practical stage. The gods and immortals began practicing their magical arts.

The jinx wanted to practice flying, but he fell down after only a few seconds of flying and crashed into the celestial dog, who barked loudly in pain.

Xu Xian attempted to cultivate the art of turning stones into gold, but the gold he created instantly turned back into stone.

Bai Suzhen was gracefully practicing her water magic when the beautiful water curtain that was supposed to appear turned into a torrential downpour, soaking everyone to the bone.

Xiaoqing was practicing fire magic when the flames went out of control and almost burned down the entire classroom.

Liu Yu was frantically trying to help when she accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell flat on her face.

By the end of the course, everyone was exhausted, but they had also laughed so hard their stomachs hurt.

After class, Liu Yu and the others strolled around the Heavenly Palace.

They saw that the jinx was holding the red thread that the bird had taken away and then retrieved, hoping to find a husband for themselves.

The celestial dog was causing trouble nearby, chewing the red thread to pieces.

As they walked, they encountered the Three Star Gods of Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, who were arguing about who had performed the worst in class.

Xu Xian kindly tried to persuade them.

Just then, a crane flew across the sky. Liu Yu wanted to ride on it, but the crane refused and used its wings to knock him into the river.

Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him up.

In the evening, they found a place to rest.

That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, recalling the day's interesting experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he successfully cultivated powerful immortal arts, and stood awe-inspiring in the Heavenly Court…