bullyxtreme Chapter 956 Are You Here
Chapter 956 Are You Here
"Go poop?" Maori Kogoro's brain circuit was completely confused, and he asked in confusion: "How to poop?"
"Walk over, stand at the door, take off your pants, including your underwear, and then squat down." Martin taught in a caring and detailed manner: "Relax your sphincter, tighten your abdominal muscles, and take a deep breath."
Kogoro Maori still stared at it blankly.
Martin turned his head and said, "Xiaoji, play the Baby Bus. I think it's called "I Can Go to the Toilet by Myself."
"Fuck!" Maori Kogoro finally reacted and rolled his eyes: "Can shitting be useful? Can shitting make all tourists not want to come in?"
"It's definitely useless to just run away after pooping." Martin replied seriously: "At most, it's an extreme animal protectionist staging an illegal protest."
Maori Kogoro rolled his eyes wildly: "If I don't run away after doing such a shameful thing, I still have to stand there for exhibition, right?"
"You can't just stand there." Martin said, "Uncle, you have to take action."
"I still have to act?"
"First, you have to pull your pants up after you poop."
"Wait a minute, I'd better wipe my butt first."
"Pants wipe!" Martin made a clear onomatopeia, and waved his hand: "Then you catch it again--"
"Wait a minute!" Maori Kogoro was confused again, not believing his own understanding: "Tell me clearly, what do you want me to catch?"
“Shit.”
Maori Kogoro:"……"
"Catch them and throw them into the crowd. Throw them wherever there are more people. Make sure the people outside scatter in panic, piss and shit, and don't dare to come in!"
Maori Kogoro:! ! !
"But don't really throw it at them. Make it as thrilling as if you've brushed shoulders with death. As long as it doesn't really touch them, it's the aura of fear. But if it's really thrown at someone, it's the aura of rage." Martin was still instructing Maori Kogoro: "And don't throw it all away. Keep half of it and apply it evenly at the entrance. It's best to apply it in an area one meter wide in front of the door to restrict tourists! This way, after the police contact the staff, the staff can block the entrance under the pretext of cleaning. The cleaning will last until night."
"Smear your head! Even out your legs!" Maori Kogoro looked disgusted, and felt so disgusted: "Why don't you go by yourself?"
Mascot Martin pointed down at his nuclear wastewater body and said: "I look so cute, no one is afraid of me when I go to poop."
Cute... Kogoro Mouri frowned, turned his head and glanced at Martin with a look of disgust - not to mention whether the shape of this mascot itself can satisfy people, Martin's transformation is an enhanced version of realistic style, and the circle of red balls on his head can reveal the capillaries under the skin and mucous membranes.
Then Martin pointed at Doraemon, who was taking out an ordinary music speaker and putting it back: "Then it's decided to be you, Xiaoji, go take a shit!"
Doraemon rolled his eyes and wondered where the excrement came from.
Martin then looked at the children around him and said, "Uncle, do you want to ask them to go? Then let's vote. I recommend the great detective. He is the one destined to be the winner!"
Ma Wu immediately raised his hand and responded: "I vote for Conan!"
The three little ones followed up: "I vote for Conan too!" "It's up to you, Conan!" "I believe Conan can do it."
Even Haibara Ai yawned and then calmly said, "Come on, Edogawa."
Conan: Haha...thank you for trusting me so much.
However, Conan was also thinking about what method to use to stop tourists.
Directly cut off the power supply of the ticket checking and security inspection machines at the gate?
No, once tourists get agitated, they may rush through the checkpoints, and the staff will probably cancel the security check and allow them to enter directly. So it is necessary to make tourists want to leave on their own, that is, to scare tourists while keeping the right degree of control... Is he really going to shit? At this time, Maori Kogoro lowered his head and looked at Conan with disdain: "How much can this kid do... No, what can this kid do? Let me do it."
In order to prevent more tourists from falling into danger and to stop the criminals' bargaining chips from continuing to grow, Kogoro Mori pulled his tie, turned up his collar, straightened his small shoulder bag, and resolutely stepped towards the gate.
The wind is whistling and the Yi River is cold; the Yellow Crane has gone away and will never return.
Of course, it is impossible to poop, so Kogoro Mouri has to think of other ways.
Kogoro Mori walked towards the gate. There were more than a dozen staff members at the entrance, responsible for ticket checking and security checks.
Because an electronic ticket QR code is required for admission, and most tourists take a long time to scan the QR code due to the semi-paralyzed network, so although there are many tourists waiting in line, the staff are not that busy.
At this time, Kogoro Maori chose one of the passages. In the passage, an old tourist's bottle of milk was stopped by security and could not enter. The old man stood in front of the passage, tilted his head back and gulped down the milk, while the staff was waiting on the side.
Kogoro Mouri walked behind the staff member and patted him on the shoulder.
The staff member turned around and saw a middle-aged man with a mustache standing behind him. He had a constipated expression on his face, as if he had something to say, but he didn't open his mouth.
The staff member suddenly realized: "Do you want to go to the toilet? Then I will show you the direction of the toilet. The toilet is right here..."
"No, I don't use the bathroom when I go to the toilet - Ugh!" Maori Kogoro said something wrong, then pointed at his face: "Look carefully, do you recognize me?"
Maori Kogoro needs to confirm whether the other party recognizes him first, and then decide the next action based on the situation. If he is recognized, he will rely on his reputation to ask the other party to cooperate.
"?" The staff member obviously doesn't watch TV often: "You are...?"
"Don't you know me?"
The staff member shook his head.
"It's good that you don't know me." Maori Kogoro breathed a sigh of relief: "Listen, due to network problems, the police will be able to contact you later. Anyway, don't be afraid later, react and handle it as usual, and then temporarily close the entrance. Do you understand?"
"?" Although he heard it clearly, the staff member suspected that he did not hear it clearly and wanted to know who the hell you are.
But then, Maori Kogoro's face changed suddenly. He grabbed the staff member's collar in anger and shouted, "I said! Give me my money back! I queued up so hard to get in, it's a scam! I have to queue up again to get in! After queuing up to get in, it's so boring inside the venue! They didn't let me bring food and water in, but the food inside is so expensive!"
After hearing what Kogoro Mori said, the old man who was gulping down milk slowed down his swallowing speed significantly.
Kogoro Mouri's powerful roar made the staff in front of him have buzzing heads, and at least the hundreds of tourists queuing in front of him could hear it.
"And I bought an unlimited ticket! You told me that I can't get a refund after entering once!"
When the tourists heard this, they hesitated: once they entered the venue, they couldn't get a refund? Should they wait a little longer and listen to what others said about the situation inside?
"Wait a minute..." The staff wanted to persuade this inexplicable mustache man to calm down, but Maori Kogoro's behavior became more exaggerated. He loosened his hand that was holding the staff and picked up his shoulder bag instead: "RNM, give me back my money! If you don't give me back my money, I will detonate the bomb in my bag!"
bomb?
"Bomb!" The tourists in the front line quickly retreated, and the old man who was drinking milk didn't even want the milk.
When Kogoro Mouri grabbed the staff member, security personnel came towards him. When Kogoro Mouri shouted "bomb", the security personnel actually wanted to run, but they were already one step away from him and had no choice but to go up. They could only grit their teeth and rush forward to pin Kogoro down.
Maori Kogoro, who was pinned down, felt that everything was in plan. Instead, he breathed a sigh of relief and muttered quietly: "Fortunately, no one recognized me."
Then, a voice rang out from the side: "Shocking! The famous detective Maori Kogoro actually did this to get a refund! Quickly record the video and post it on Weibo."
Maori Kogoro, who was pinned to the ground, turned his head with difficulty to look in the direction of the sound. Not surprisingly, he found a red donut holding a mobile phone, with eyes wide open: "Asshole! You are so active in this kind of thing!" (End of this chapter)