Chapter 134 Tell my mom!
Chapter 134 Tell my mom!
Xiao En and A Bai sleep soundly. They sleep after eating. How happy they are!
"Comfortable!"
"Yeah, it's comfortable~"
The big and the small were like two cats that just woke up. They stretched their limbs in perfect sync. They were both comfortable and didn't care about what others did.
There are waves on the sea surface and exotic flowers blooming under the sea.
Dazzling, huge wings spread out, golden armor, a shiny mask inlaid with gems, holding a luxurious scepter in his hand, mumbling, "*&~@&*"
"Oh my god! What is this?" Fatty could understand strange corpses, but why did this strange corpse speak a foreign language? "How naive! Can you translate what it said?"
"How should I know?" Wu Xie no longer dared to claim to be knowledgeable. "Such a remote question, of course I have to ask Ruo Shiguang, the blind man."
"Wow, with some training, he could become a singer. He even has chest resonance!" Hei Ye lazily put his hands on his hips and talked nonsense, but his eyes moved on the scepter and took a closer look at the man's clothing. This style...
"Do you feel that it despises us? How about we hit it first?" Fatty took out the gun that he had not even used bullets on to deal with the forbidden woman.
"I'm afraid one moment may not be enough!" Before he finished speaking, Hei Ye had already pulled out his gun and fired.
"Bang bang bang!"
The bullet did not cause blood to splatter, but instead caused a metallic collision sound and sparks to fly.
"Wow! The defense is quite high!" Hei Ye retracted the gun unsatisfiedly. If the destructive power is insufficient, then there is no need to waste bullets. Every bullet is worth money. "Dumb, go!"
Dumb Zhang held the knife and used real physical attacks, "Bang!"
"Tsk, the protective shield is still a turtle shell!" When Nan Xia Bei Ya attacked, Fatty circled around the strange species and carefully observed various details.
Wu Yi chuckled and said, "It could just be a ball."
Fatty looked at Wu Xie meaningfully and said, "That depends on whether it's one or half."
Wu Yu refused half-heartedly, "Fatty, you can't just try this casually."
"Uh...you guys are being...outrageous..." The birdman, who had been shining with golden light, began to speak haltingly and utter harsh words.
"Just give it a try!" Hei Ye suddenly became interested in beating people up. He hated this thing.
"You surrender... and I will grant... you... infinite glory..." The scepter that looked very valuable was waved, and there was a sense of tearing in the space.
Hei Ye instinctively drew out his exquisite dinner knife, took a step forward and swung it at high speed, and something seemed to be torn apart.
Fatty swallowed his saliva and said, "Hei Ye is mighty!"
The fan-shaped object with Hei Ye as the apex remained the same as before, but everything else seemed to have been violently torn apart by something.
"No big deal." Hei Ye turned the knife in his hand leisurely. It was given by his cat. The blade was only one finger long, but there were gorgeous gems from the tip to the end of the handle. It was as strong and powerful as a dragon's spine, and it seemed a lot gentler despite the short blade.
"Master, why didn't you teach me this?" Wu Yu, who was suddenly grabbed by the dumb Zhang and entered the safe zone, looked at the invisible attack that tore his clothes.
"Don't yell, I haven't received any apprenticeship fee! Don't think you can get anything for free. Do you think I can handle anything?" Hei Ye leisurely spun his knife and proudly announced, "Hei Ye, I am very expensive!"
"blind."
"How should I know?" Hei Ye pouted. The problem with raising a cat is that you can't find the cat. When and where the cat appears depends entirely on the cat's intentions.
Fatty actively brought the topic back to the topic. He noticed how relaxed these people were. "Well, let's not talk about this for now, okay? Why do I feel like the guy over there isn't holding his fart well?"
"Well, that is obviously a super evil monster, how could it be good!" Hei Ye looked at the extremely gorgeous knife in his hand, thinking that the knife was a little small for chopping monsters.
"So, Heihei, how big do you want it?"
A cat instantly lay on his back, and Hei Ye simply relaxed and leaned back, "It's too big and heavy. It would be best if I could kill monsters by myself."
"Such a high-end one! It's a bit expensive, Heihei," the cat paws dug into the clothes, and the cat, getting closer, whispered, "My little prince, do you dare to take it?"
"Yes, there is nothing I dare not ask for~ Hurry up! Don't be lazy!" Hei Ye urged Xiao En to work, while he was waiting to watch the fun.
"As you command, my beloved little prince~" Xiao En gave him a kiss before looking at the guy who was still stuck.
"Summerskan, thank you for coming all the way here to help me replenish my equipment. I was just wondering if you were missing something." Xiao En jumped for joy.
"How... could it be... you!?"
"Well, why are you so surprised? Could it be that you have a crush on me?" Xiao En, holding the staff, had a clear look in his mandarin duck eyes, as if he saw everything, and yet as if there was nothing.
"You...why don't you come closer..."
"Do you think I'm stupid? I'm a mage! I have to keep my distance!" Xiao En's staff did not stop for a moment. Obviously, he was on guard all the time.
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We cannot relax even a little bit in this kind of confrontation.
Xiao En suddenly swung his staff, creating countless rays of light. "Summerskan, you like watching beautiful fireworks! Come on, let's start a prairie fire!"
"You... at this level, you can't break my shield." Summerskan's speech became more fluent, and his movements seemed less choppy.
The colorful and bright flames burst out with countless brilliance.
"Oh, how could you think of me like this? I set off the fireworks for you with good intentions. Please enjoy the last fireworks feast of your life." Xiao En showed an infinite smile.
"Lord Pariskun, you..."
"Cut in! Ah~" A cute little baby voice suddenly appeared.
The moment the voice appeared, the soft little hand had already grasped the luxurious staff.
"Give it to me!" Xiao En smiled brightly after his success, and the two of them cooperated with each other in perfect harmony.
It really didn't take even a second for Abai to flash and grab the staff, and for Xiaoen to pounce and carry Abai away.
"Kill!" After getting the equipment, Xiao En didn't give the enemy a chance to react for a long time.
"Kill~" Abai's baby voice sounded like he was joking, but the power was no joke at all.
The staff, which was originally quite long and extremely luxurious, was as easy to use as an arm in her chubby little hand.
Xiao En's intermediate killer move was immediately upgraded to an earth-shattering ultimate killing move!
"This is..." There was no time to say more. The big monster that didn't have time to make its full debut instantly turned into a treasure chest full of equipment.
"Ding Dong! A great harvest~"
Ah Bai waved her arms and legs happily, her staff, which was almost two meters long, waving its claws and teeth. "Ding Dong~ Great~"
"Ah~" Ah Bai looked at the staff that was taking up a lot of space in his hand in distress, "It's too big!"
"Then make it a little smaller!" Xiao En made a small gesture with his little finger.
Hei Ye looked at the two who were discussing something, and said to the dumb Zhang, "Mute, do you think a child with a mother is a treasure? Tsk tsk tsk tsk, when you run into trouble outside in the future, you can call mom."
Wu Yu tacitly replied, "That's right! If you encounter a difficult enemy, just say..."
Wu Yi paused, then...
"Just wait, I'm going to tell my mom!" x3
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