Chapter 224 Wu Daoshan Logs Offline
Chapter 224 Wu Daoshan Logs Offline
After the two-headed Gu King lifted Wu Daoshan up from below, he waved him back and forth in front of Chen Yibai like a chick, his white face revealing a ferocious, evil, and playful smile.
Although Chen Yibai couldn't understand what was being said.
But you don't need to understand the words to grasp their meaning.
He wanted to use Wu Daoshan to threaten him! This shows that this two-headed Gu King still knows about 'team friendship'.
But did he not know that the friendship within a tomb raiding team was as thin as paper and as cold as ice?
"Captain Chen, save me... save me..."
"If you can save me, I'll be your ox for this life and your horse for the next..."
"Captain Chen, we're from the same school! Tomb raiders are known for their loyalty..."
Wu Daoshan's head was being gripped by the two-headed Gu King, his fingers digging into his scalp, blood streaming down his face. He cried out in fear and agitation to Chen Yibai for help.
All nonsense comes from the same source. In Chen Yibai's eyes, Wu Daoshan was like a dying old dog, and a mongrel at that.
Is this life about being an ox, and the next about being a horse?
It's fortunate that Wu Daoshan was able to come up with this idea.
Chen Yibai originally intended to ignore it, and even secretly looked forward to seeing how bloody it would be to see the Two-Headed Gu King crush Wu Daoshan's head with a single slap...
But then I thought again, since the Two-Headed Gu King wanted to use Wu Daoshan to threaten me, why not play along with his plan?
Chen Yibai felt this was feasible, so he immediately regained control of his facial expression, showing all his anxiety, worry, and excitement on his face, and said loudly, "Don't panic, Elder Wu, I'll find a way to save you!"
It must be said that Chen Yibai's acting skills were so natural that the two-headed Gu King believed it to be real, and his playful expression became even more ferocious. At the same time, he stretched out his hand to signal Chen Yibai to come over, otherwise he would crush Wu Daoshan's head at any time.
However, Chen Yibai's acting skills left Wu Daoshan somewhat bewildered.
Because Wu Daoshan had some sense of reality, he knew that Chen Yibai would never risk coming to save him. What he said just now wasn't even a sliver of hope; it was just an instinctive cry for help out of fear of death.
But Chen Yibai's reaction left Wu Daoshan somewhat puzzled.
This fluctuating temperature is really hard to figure out!
Seeing the two-headed Gu King waving at him with a threatening smile, Chen Yibai knew it was going to continue its act. He immediately gripped the crimson ancient sword and slashed at the two-headed Gu King.
In Chen Yibai's mind, the two-headed Gu King's main target was himself. He would definitely take advantage of the moment when Chen Yibai rushed over to release Wu Daoshan and make himself the target.
Indeed, it turned out exactly as Chen Yibai had predicted.
When the Two-Headed Gu King saw Chen Yibai rushing over, he suddenly let go of Wu Daoshan and threw him to the ground. At the same time, he raised his arm and slapped Wu Daoshan down.
This is clearly a deliberate attempt to attract attention!
The Two-Headed Gu King is also a scheming bitch!
Chen Yibai decided to play along and charged straight toward Wu Daoshan, seemingly intending to rescue him.
Wu Daoshan was nearly thrown to pieces by the fall. Lying on the ground, he looked at Chen Yibai's resolute expression and momentum as he charged towards him. His heart suddenly warmed, and he was moved to tears of gratitude.
It seems that when it comes to the most chivalrous and honorable people, the tomb raiders must be the ones!
However, Wu Daoshan's inner enthusiasm had only just begun to warm his heart.
Chen Yibai, who was rushing over, suddenly turned sharply, changed direction, and headed straight for the crotch of the Two-Headed Gu King.
what's the situation?
Wu Daoshan's excited expression suddenly changed, and his heart, which had just been warmed, felt as if it had been doused with a bucket of cold water, chilling him to the bone.
It seems I've misplaced my trust again!
Chen Yibai's sudden turn caught the Two-Headed Gu King off guard, causing him to furrow his brow.
By the time the Two-Headed Gu King reacted, Chen Yibai had already swiftly passed between his legs, while simultaneously slashing the Two-Headed Gu King's buttocks with his crimson ancient sword.
Sizzle...
Although the crimson ancient sword did not cause any damage to the two-headed monster king, it did tear a hole in the bottom of the monster skin dragon robe on the two-headed monster king's body!
And coincidentally, the Two-Headed Gu King was bending over at that moment.
Through the opening in his crotch, Chen Yibai immediately saw that the Double-Headed Gu King's anus was plugged with a very thick, cylindrical gold anal plug.
This gold anal plug was at least ten centimeters in diameter; it looked extremely 'rude' and violent...
At this moment, the two-headed Gu King seemed to suddenly realize what was happening, and the expressions on both faces changed drastically at the same time. First, his anus tightened involuntarily!
Clearly, this exposed a weakness, causing the Two-Headed Gu King to panic.
This is a rare opportunity; if we don't seize it, we may never find such a good opportunity again.
Chen Yibai immediately reached out and grasped the protruding tip of the golden anal plug.
But almost at the same time, the Two-Headed Gu King suddenly stood up and then squeezed his buttocks together.
The two-headed monster king's enormous buttocks directly trapped Chen Yibai's hand inside.
Oops!
Damn it, my hand is stuck!
Although Chen Yibai managed to grab the tip of the golden anal plug, his arm was trapped inside his buttocks. Despite his best efforts, he couldn't pull his hand out no matter how hard he tried.
Unfortunately, it was just a matter of half a second.
The two-headed Gu King seemed to have been provoked. The white-faced creature with the silver crown on its left side showed fear and panic, desperately clenching its buttocks and trying to reach out to grab Chen Yibai behind it.
However, the black-faced man on the right, wearing a golden crown, had an extremely angry and distorted expression. He glared at Wu Daoshan as if he had lost his mind. The moment he stood up, he stomped on Wu Daoshan's body in a fit of rage.
As mentioned before, Gu techniques can cause people to lose their rationality, which is the same as how heavy metal poisoning can damage the nerves, leading to irritability, anger, and sometimes even loss of control.
At this moment, the head wearing the golden crown lost its mind in a fit of rage and stepped on Wu Daoshan with this crucial foot.
Poor Wu Daoshan ultimately became a victim, his stomach was stomped on by the enraged Two-Headed Gu King, causing him to excrete feces and urine, his eyes to bulge out, and his intestines to almost spill out of his gaping mouth. He died instantly, his death a gruesome sight!
Wu Daoshan was ninety-seven years old this year. He had planned to retire from the underworld and enjoy his old age after this job, but he never expected that he would die in the ancient tomb.
Tomb raiders are the final resting place for grave robbers. Throughout history, how many grave robbers have ever managed to escape unscathed or have a good ending?
However, on the other hand, Wu Daoshan's death was not in vain.
Moreover, even in death, there is value.
Chen Yibai was anxious because his hand was stuck in the buttocks of the Two-Headed Gu King and he couldn't pull it out.
Just then, the Two-Headed Gu King lifted his leg, and his previously clenched buttocks loosened.
In that one moment, Chen Yibai gripped the golden anal plug tightly, gritted his teeth, and pulled it out with all his might.
It felt as if an enormous, thick golden rod was being pulled out of the two-headed monster king's body...
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