bullyxtreme Chapter 489 Hello, Husband
Chapter 489 Hello, Husband
[Zhouyao! We must have Zhouyao!]
[Huai Zi, go go go! This sibling duo is awesome!]
Don't we, the Bai family, deserve to have names?
[Hiss, what kind of cult-like couple is that up ahead! Drag them out! Drag them out!]
Director Chu disappeared without a trace, and his faint voice echoed from the speakers:
"Please go to the marriage tree to find your match."
The guests on the show were already used to this, and all of them were startled.
Good grief, are our own people scaring each other?
Wen Yao, in particular, visibly flinched when the camera focused on her.
"No way? You're afraid of ghosts?" Gu Yan chuckled.
Wen Yao:?
"What right do you have to laugh at me? You were the one who yelled the loudest during the incident in dormitory 414, okay?"
She was shivering because she was standing right in front of the air conditioner vent, and the cool air had just gotten into her neck.
Remembering the infamous scene of crickets crawling all over the ground last time, the live stream was filled with laughter.
Gu Yanyun said casually, "That was just for the sake of the variety show, you know?"
Wen Yao's expression suddenly changed drastically, and she exclaimed, "Brother, there's an NPC with a chainsaw behind you!"
"Ahhhh!"
Gu Yan jumped up and hung on Joshua, who was closest to him.
Joshua: "...Is this also for entertainment purposes?"
Gu Yan turned his head to look.
There are no NPCs!
"Wen Shi Yao Yao, you're messing with me." Gu Yan gritted his teeth. "You just wait, you just wait, I'll keep making you wait!"
Wen Yao made a face at him: "Hehe~"
The group moved to the marriage tree.
The light was dim, with a bluish glow shining on a withered tree. The marriage fortune sticks hanging on the tree were all white and yellow, making it look rather eerie.
"This is too eerie," Wen Yao complained. "Wait a minute, I've seen your variety shows before, and they weren't this scary."
Jing Ce adjusted his glasses and asked in surprise:
"So, Yao-mei, you're a longtime fan of our show?"
Wen Yao nodded: "Yes."
"Our program is divided into several levels of horror: mild horror, moderate horror, severe horror, and hellish horror."
Our regular guests usually play the hardcore horror games, but if we have guest stars who are more easily frightened, we'll play the medium-fear games.
Wen Yao: "Then we have the 'pupae' here, so we should play the 'micro-fear' game."
Gu Yanhong retorted, "Who are you calling a pupae-eater?!"
Jing Ce exclaimed, "Didn't your director tell you? Because your guests on 'All' are so amazing, they specially arranged a hellish horror escape room."
Wen Yao:?
Gu Yan: ?
other people:?
"Cui Zheng, did you even get our permission to carry out this hellish horror adventure?!" Gu Yan completely broke down. "Cui Zheng, you old bastard, prepare to die!!"
Director Cui picked at his ear.
Hey~ I can't hear you~
Come and hit me if you dare!
You probably can't hit it.
Gu Yan was furious and helpless for a long time, but found it was all in vain.
Shen Renran said softly, "Alright, alright, let's start early and finish early. I'm here, I'll protect you~"
Wow, a coward paired with a female tank, I'm totally shipping them!
[Ahhh, I can't wait for Renran to reveal her true identity and amaze the world!]
[Wait... where did all these CP fans come from? You guys can actually ship Yanzi with other characters? Even love-struck zombies wouldn't be interested!]
...
"Girls take the yellow slip and boys take the white slip. If the numbers match, it means they are destined to be together."
Following the instructions, everyone took down their slips of paper.
Yunxing: "Number 1".
Jiang Jinghuai: "I'm number 1 too."
Yunyue: "I'm number 2."
Lu Anbo: "Sister Yue, please protect me!"
...
Gu Yan: "Number 8."
Shen Renran was prepared. She made a mark on the marriage fortune slip and when she saw that Gu Yan drew number 8, she snatched number 8 from another female guest.
"Hello, my husband," Shen Renran said gracefully. "I am your wife, Shen Renran."
Gu Yan frowned: "No, just call me Gu Yan."
Shen Renran said innocently, "I'm sorry, I'm used to immersing myself in game characters."
Shen Renran's calling him "husband" sparked another wave of CP fans' celebration.
Wen Yao: "I'm number 7."
A glimmer of light refracted from behind Jing Ce's glasses: "Yao-mei, I'm number 7."
Wen Yao had watched "The Great Detective" and knew that he was hailed by the audience as the god of escape rooms: "Jing Shen helped me quickly complete the game!"
next to.
Shen Renran was still chatting with Gu Yan: "Oh dear, Yao-mei, how did you end up with Jing Shen? Jing Shen is a notoriously clueless straight man, a complete blockhead. Your sister is going to suffer if she's paired with him..."
Gu Yan retorted forcefully, "What grievance have you suffered? Why have you suffered grievance? How long has this bullying phenomenon been going on in your variety show? Have you ever filed a complaint through proper channels?"
Shen Renran was immediately speechless.
She was just saying it casually, why is Gu Yan making such a big deal out of it?
To her even greater surprise, Jing Ce, who was usually aloof and cold, surprisingly slowed down his speech and spoke in a gentle tone:
"I don't deserve such praise. Please give me your guidance, Sister Yao."
Shen Renran: ? ? ?
Is this still the same straight man who can't utter a single word in front of female guests?
Even longtime fans were confused.
[Could this be Jing Ce's twin brother?]
Having grown accustomed to Jing Shen's meticulous and calm demeanor, almost like an AI, I'm afraid of his tender and gentle nature today...
[Last time, a female guest was asked to lie in the crematorium, and she cried and begged him for help. What did he say to her again?]
[I remember that famous scene! He said, "Chinese women never admit defeat, are you Japanese?" This infuriated the female guest so much that she lay down in the crematorium, holding her breath, and then unfollowed and blocked Jing Ce afterwards!]
The group entered the secret room.
This is a large-scale, realistic escape room. Once everyone enters, it is pitch black all around.
Suddenly, Lu Anbo let out a scream.
Who touched me?
The guests booed.
"Bai Zi, don't try to scam me."
"Isn't it inappropriate to stage an accident when you're new here?"
"Bai Zi, you're overthinking it. Isn't it nice for me to pick my toes? Why would I touch you?"
"Ah!" Lu Amber screamed even more miserably, "Someone really touched me, a pair of hands, ahhh!"
Swah——
A lantern lit up, revealing a middle-aged man dressed as a Taoist priest.
"What are you yelling for? Are you trying to call back a soul?" the Taoist priest scolded. "You are all capable people who have come to Shuguang Village to exorcise ghosts, right? Then you must know that there is an unwritten rule in Shuguang Village."
"Those who enter my village must be husband and wife."
"otherwise--"
Wen Yao blurted out, "Taoist Master, where's your wife?"
The Taoist priest choked, glared at her, and said, "Can't you see I'm a Taoist priest?"
"Monks can't get married, but Taoist priests don't have so many restrictions, right?" Wen Yao blinked. "Last time I was at the scenic area, I even saw a Taoist priest eating a grilled sausage."
The Taoist priest said fiercely, "Of course I have a wife..."
Wen Yao tiptoed and looked behind him: "No."
He looked at the ceiling again: "There's nothing up there either."
Looking at the floor again: "Could there be a secret room underground?"
She suddenly realized: "Could it be that you don't have one? You made up your wife?"
Taoist Priest: ...!
Why is this little brat spouting such profound truths!