bullyxtreme Chapter 474 Never lost a game, never had a good reputation
Chapter 474 Never lost a game, never had a good reputation
Gu Yan was completely bewildered.
Is Sister Yue trying to give me a compliment?
Just as I was about to speak, alarm bells went off in my head—
"You haven't received some kind of mission, have you?"
Yun Yue wasn't good at lying; her ears turned slightly red, and she forced a stubborn smile, saying:
"No, I just wanted to ask what you think of me."
Gu Yan hesitated for a few seconds: "You are a person."
"...Is that a compliment or an insult?"
"It's like Schrödinger's cat; you either think it's positive or negative, and that's it!"
"There are still two words left."
“It’s a woman,” Gu Yan said calmly. “And she’s alive.”
Ha, this is no challenge for me at all!
Yun Yuexin was too tired to speak.
The viewers in the live stream were all complaining.
[Never lost a game of inkstone, but never had a good reputation]
The fact that Sister Yue didn't beat him up shows how cultured and well-mannered she is.
[Yanzi's female fans and wife fans can rest assured, you'll never have a sister-in-law in your lives.]
[The ladies above are overthinking it. Yanzi only has career-oriented fans and looks-oriented fans. Girlfriend fans and wife fans? They don't exist.]
...
however--
The production team had anticipated Gu Yan's prediction long ago.
From the loudspeaker came Director Cui's maniacal laughter:
"Haha, congratulations Yun Yue on winning the prank game! You'll receive a generous reward! There are also three different punishments; you can choose one for Gu Yan to accept!"
Gu Yan tossed his hair back, exuding confidence like the wind:
"I knew you guys would play pranks, but aren't you mistaken? I didn't use any positive or negative terms!"
"Whether the rules allow me to trigger a positive or negative keyword, I will remain invincible!"
Yun Yue couldn't bear it: "Um, Gu Yan, please don't provoke the director..."
Gu Yan said in a smug tone, "Do you call this provocation? I'm just stating the facts!"
"You think you're on the second level, but little do you know our production team is in the atmosphere!" Director Cui sneered. "Who said our rules trigger positive or negative words?"
"Our rule is—triggering [neutral words]!"
Gu Yan's confident smile froze on his face instantly!
W-what? !
The viewers in the live stream heard Director Cui explain Yunyue's tasks and rules throughout the entire process.
Everyone was laughing hysterically.
[Haha, Yanzi is still too green to compete with the production team.]
I don't know whether to say Sister Yue was lucky or Yanzi was just unlucky.
Director Cui really understands Yanzi too well; he has a firm grasp on his psychology.
...
"Yunyue, you can choose your punishment now." Director Cui's tone was cheerful, with a hint of schadenfreude.
Gu Yan hurriedly said, "Sister Yue! Spare my life!!"
Yunyue said hesitantly, "It's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that all three punishments are pretty cruel..."
"If you're looking for a dwarf, surely one of them isn't such a devil, right?"
"The first one is carrying Lu Anbo in a princess carry and spinning him around."
"Pass!"
"The second is to make eye contact with Lu Anbo for one minute."
"Pass! Pass! Pass!"
"The third is to praise Lu Anbo in no less than 800 words."
"..." Gu Yan's eyes were glazed over. "Director, are you going to ruin me?"
Yun Yue asked sympathetically, "Gu Yan, which option do you want?"
"Sister, my dear sister, can I carry you in a princess carry?" Gu Yan was desperate and grasped at straws.
Yun Yue's expression changed drastically, and she quickly retreated, saying righteously and sternly:
"Director, can we administer all three punishments at once?"
Gu Yan: "..."
Director Cui's eyes lit up: "Great suggestion!"
Gu Yan: "..."
What crime have I committed? God, I ask you this?