bullyxtreme Chapter 468: Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, No Swimsuit
Chapter 468: Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, No Swimsuit
When the mind is in turmoil, the body also becomes uncontrollable.
Gu Yan's grip on the branch broke, and he fell off the tree.
Fortunately, there was a layer of vegetation and soil on the ground, which acted as a buffer.
Gu Yan grimaced in pain.
Yun Yue asked with concern, "Gu Yan, are you alright?"
She knew how much Wen Yao cared about this brother.
If something really happens to Gu Yan, Wen Yao will probably lose her little pearl.
Gu Yan immediately composed himself, his face expressionless and nonchalant:
"Heh, it's nothing. What could possibly happen to me? At this height, even if it were ten times higher, I'd be perfectly fine!"
“But…” Yunyue looked reluctant.
Gu Yan waved his hand dismissively: "No need to comfort me, a real man doesn't need comforting!"
Lin Xinwei screamed even louder: "You pervert! You pervert!!"
Gu Yan's eardrums nearly shattered: "Seriously, are you ever going to stop?"
Yun Yue stammered, finally unable to hold back any longer: "Gu Yan, you're on the ground, but your pants are on the tree..."
Gu Yan's smile vanished.
Gu Yan looked up at the tree.
Gu Yan was stunned, as if he were a statue.
His trousers, with a ripped crotch, were swaying in the wind on the tree.
Then the problem is coming.
With this level of explicit content, can the live stream still be broadcast?
The screen was filled with "hahaha" comments, then the next second, the screen went completely black, and a message popped up:
The live stream has been banned for allegedly being vulgar and violating regulations.
That's right.
Gu Yan single-handedly managed to shut down the personal live streams of himself, Yun Yue, and Lin Xinwei!
The entire production crew was making a shrill noise and frantically begging and pleading everywhere.
A large number of netizens also gathered under the official Weibo account.
[The production team really doesn't treat us like outsiders! (Image of Yanzi's perky butt)]
[Yanzi, I looked at it with a 100x magnifying glass, and there's a small hole in your underwear. Yanzi underwear.jpg]
[Yanzi is indeed quite pretty; those long, straight, and fair legs—no wonder her roommates were drooling over them when she participated in the talent show. Yanzi's legs.jpg]
...
The scene of Gu Yan falling from the tree after his pants got caught was even made into a GIF, which went viral across the internet.
Short video platforms are full of clips of this.
The long-dormant parody video section has finally received new material...
When agent Song Daishan saw this online frenzy, he was utterly helpless!
Good news: Gu Yan's popularity has exploded across the internet!
Bad news: Gu Yan's image has completely collapsed!
This poor kid, why is he so troublesome?
Since things are already in complete chaos, we might as well drink it while it's hot.
Song Daishan quietly secured a men's underwear endorsement for Gu Yan...
Having been deeply hurt by Gu Yan, Song Daishan decided to watch Wen Yao's personal live stream to heal himself.
One click open.
Wen Yao made a fishing rod out of tree branches and vines, and the screen was filled with comments from fishing experts mocking her for her rudimentary equipment.
Wen Yao calmly cast her line, using earthworms she had dug up as bait.
[It's better to just eat earthworms; they provide protein.]
There aren't many fish in this kind of stream. I've tried fishing with rods that cost tens of thousands of yuan and came up empty-handed before. It's no wonder she won't catch anything.
[You didn't even bait the area, your casting technique is wrong, and even using earthworms as bait isn't working. Your technique is too poor; I suggest you practice more!]
The next second—
Ripples appeared on the water's surface.
With a flick of her wrist, Wen Yao pulled a large fish out of the water with the fishing rod, and it struggled incessantly.
After reeling in the line, toss it into a makeshift fish basket woven from vines and continue fishing!
The fishing enthusiasts who were spouting nonsense in the live stream are going crazy!
【? 】
[I only blinked and I got hooked?!]
"You caught it so easily? What about my fishing rod that costs tens of thousands?"
[Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird, no swimsuits! You guys can't beat her! /doge]