bullyxtreme Chapter 465 The Cult Couple Became a Reality?
Chapter 465 The Cult Couple Became a Reality?
Two bonfires were lit, and to prevent any accidents, the male guests took turns keeping watch.
Lu Anbo was somewhat dissatisfied with this arrangement: "Isn't it supposed to be about gender equality? Why don't the female guests have to stay up all night?"
Gu Yan, Fu Wanzhou, and Jiang Jinghuai were all used to this guy's mouth never producing anything decent.
Only Joshua glanced at Lu Amber with surprise:
I want to ask you a question: Have you ever been in a relationship?
Lu Anbo argued vehemently, "I'm an idol, I have a lot of professional ethics, and I don't want to be in a relationship at all for the sake of my fans!"
"Did you ever date before you debuted? Or, did any female classmates or male friends ever confess their feelings to you?"
"..."
Lu Anbo was speechless.
Joshua's eyes were full of sympathy: "Although my Chinese is not very good, I know that 'not wanting to talk' and 'nobody talking' are two different things."
[Haha, Xiu Zi knows how to kill someone by destroying their spirit]
[It's no wonder girls would like someone like Bai Zi.]
[Joshua is such a gentleman, he seems to have dating experience. Apart from him, all the male guests on "All-Star" seem to be single...]
[This is hilarious! No wonder a group of single men and women have spent so much time together, and apart from their one-sided crush on Yao, there's absolutely no other romantic storyline!]
...
After a busy day, they came to "build houses" at night. Even the strongest bodies couldn't take it, and everyone slept soundly.
Fu Wanzhou was the first to keep watch. He warmed himself by the fire for a while, then got up to check on Wen Yao, worried that she might catch a cold.
Wen Yao slept in the outermost cubicle of the simple communal living quarters, curled up into a small ball.
Fu Wanzhou frowned.
He didn't care whether he slept on the ground or on dry grass, but seeing Wen Yao suffer so much, he felt a lump in his throat, a terrible feeling.
Fu Wanzhou tiptoed and took off her coat, draping it over Wen Yao.
The sleeping girl sensed the heat and unconsciously hugged his arm.
Fu Wanzhou's Adam's apple bobbed, and after struggling for a few seconds, she finally pulled her hand away.
Goodnight, Yao.
[I, the warrior of pure love, collapsed to the ground!]
I thought Zhouzi would take the opportunity to hold Mei Bao's hand, but alas... love is wanting to touch but pulling your hand back!
[Fu Wanzhou withdrew her hand, and her goodwill towards him instantly increased! Fu Wanzhou's love is always presentable!]
...
The second person to keep watch was Jiang Jinghuai.
He added some firewood to the campfire, also out of concern that Wen Yao might get cold, and went over to check on her.
Upon seeing his pampered older sister lying on the ground, fully clothed and asleep, Jiang Jinghuai felt an urge to kill the thieves on the show!
He also took off his coat and covered Wen Yao with it.
Not far away, Lu Anbo's sneezing sounded from the "open-air men's dormitory".
Wen Yao seemed disturbed, and even in her sleep, she still frowned.
Jiang Jinghuai strode over to Lu Anbo, shook his shoulder, and whispered, "Wake up."
Lu Anbo slept like a log.
Jiang Jinghuai shook the car even harder.
Lu Amber sat up abruptly: "What happened? An earthquake? Or a tsunami?"
"Could you sneeze a little quieter? You're disturbing my sister's sleep."
Lu Anbo's eyelids were so sleepy they looked glued shut: "You woke me up just for this??"
"Alright, you can go back to sleep now."
"..."
Lu Anbo secretly gave him the middle finger as he watched his retreating figure.
The third person to keep watch was Joshua.
Men's thought processes are surprisingly similar; he also covered Wen Yao with a garment.
Wen Yao, who was covered with three layers of clothes, had a nightmare about being crushed by a mountain...
The camera switched to Lu Anbo, who was shivering as if he had been put into the freezer, his arms flapping incessantly.
This stark contrast tickled the funny bone of countless viewers.
[Bai Zi, fan me slowly, don't make me catch a cold]
[Bai Zi: Yao Mei is getting the "group's favorite female lead" script, so what about me? Am I the "group's punching bag" script??]
If any one of the three of them had just given Bai Zi a blanket, Mei Bao would probably be sweating from the heat. I'm worried the guests will find him frozen stiff tomorrow.
...
The fourth person to keep watch was Gu Yan.
He went to Wen Yao's side immediately and reached out his finger to check her nose.
"That's good, it's breathing." Gu Yan was very pleased.
Back in the men's dormitory, I inadvertently caught a glimpse of Lu Anbo's ashen face under the moonlight...
"Whoa! Possessed by a zombie?"
Gu Yan was terrified and all his sleepiness vanished!
He checked Lu Anbo's breathing, then his eyes widened: "Holy crap? He's not breathing??"
He touched Lu Anbo's neck again, and it was completely cold: "Holy crap? It's frozen?"
Finally, he pinched Lu Anbo's cheek, but it didn't budge: "Holy crap? It's rock hard?"
He wailed, "Bai Zi, you died such a terrible death—"
[No way? Something really happened??]
To be honest, Yanzi truly loves Baizi! He was actually the first to discover that Baizi was in trouble!
【Seriously, you CP fans are going too far. How can you even ship this??】
...
Lu Anbo was woken up by Gu Yan's wailing at the grave.
He struggled to speak: "Gu Yan, you...you..."
Gu Yan was shocked: "Brother, it hasn't even been seven days since your last death ceremony, and you've already come back to life?!"
Lu Anbo's every word was hoarse, as if squeezed out from his throat: "You, you..."
Gu Yan, with tears in her eyes, said, "Tell me your last wishes! I will definitely help you fulfill them!"
Lu Anbo rolled his eyes: "You, you stepped on my hand..."
Gu Yan looked down and, to his surprise, found that he was stepping on Lu Anbo's hand.
So it turns out I wasn't woken up by his crying, but by his stomping on me!
Gu Yan awkwardly moved his foot away.
Lu Amber paused for a moment, then said quietly, "It's so cold. The production team is so cruel; they even stole my blanket..."
His eyes were darting around Gu Yan's coat.
Gu Yan: "It is quite cold."
Seeing that he didn't understand her hints, Lu Anbo decided to be more direct:
"Can I have a coat? Oh dear, I don't know if I deserve it."
Gu Yan suddenly realized: "You reminded me! I've always been a natural furnace, I'm not afraid of the cold. I should give my coat to someone who needs it more!"
Lu Anbo said shyly, "Brother Yan, you're so kind and thoughtful..."
【? ? ? ? 】
[Oh my god, is my favorite cult-like couple going to become a real couple?]
[Yanbai CP! Love-hate relationship! Kings never meet! A strong sense of destiny! My mortal enemy falls in love with me!]
...
next second.
Gu Yan rushed to Wen Yao and covered her with a fourth layer of clothing.
"Don't let my sister freeze. If she freezes to death, who will bother me every day?"
Lu Anbo stared at Wen Yao's clothes, which were as thick as a quilt, and felt like he was about to vomit blood!
Why are the differences between people greater than the differences between people and dogs?
Still letting her get cold... Aren't you afraid she'll get heat rash from being bundled up?!
Damn it! In this vast world, who will speak up for me?!
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