bullyxtreme Chapter 134 Humanity's Sobering Woes
Chapter 134 Humanity's Sobering Woes
Lu Anbo looks like he's nearsighted, has astigmatism, and forgot to wear his contact lenses.
"Are you speaking a foreign language?" Wen Yao asked. "What language is it? I can't understand a word you say."
[Teacher Pig's suspected pre-death delusions stemming from overeating and food poisoning]
My little sister is totally portraying my mental state! My expression in front of the screen is exactly the same as hers!
[Haha, low EQ: Are you speaking Chinese? High EQ: Are you speaking a foreign language?]
...
Gu Zhuming subtly criticized: "Oh dear, Yao Yao, it's normal that you have high standards and wouldn't be interested in someone like An Bo."
She turned to look at Lu Anbo and felt stunned by his handsomeness once again.
"I think Amber's appearance has a lot of narrative appeal, and it's perfect for close-ups on the big screen, allowing people to imagine countless stories at a glance..."
Wen Yao: Σ_(???」∠) Ugh
"A horror movie, you say?"
Gu Zhu: "..."
[This is absolutely hilarious, everyone!]
I just couldn't resist hearing the words "horror movie"!
[Teacher Pig's filter for Bai Zi must be eight meters thick! He's already forgotten so quickly that he pushed you towards the wild boar to save his own life?]
Have you noticed that Teacher Pig treats male and female guests differently? He's much more tolerant of men's mistakes, but very critical and resentful towards women?
There's no way around it, the world is just one giant Edinburgh.
...
"Teacher Wen, I've picked some good fruit." A moment later, Lu Anbo came over carrying freshly picked fruit, smiling like a eunuch in a palace drama accompanying the emperor. "If you eat the good fruit, you can't give me any, okay?"
Wen Yao smiled slightly: "Okay, I won't hit you today."
Lu Anbo was deeply moved and covered his mouth in excitement.
After Wen Yao left, Gu Zhu quickly grabbed Lu Anbo, filled with righteous indignation:
"Brother Amber, you're not a tool, you should awaken!"
Lu Anbo: "And then what? You get slapped eight hundred times a day?"
"..." Gu Zhu choked up, "It was wrong of her to hit you! We should fight back!"
Lu Amber: "Then each of us gets 800 slaps from her? Oh wait, she doesn't hit you, but she hits me! So I'd get 1,500... wait, 1,600? How many slaps are there between two 800s..."
He counted on his fingers, feeling both heartbroken and amused.
[Bai Zi has some education, but not much.]
[No wonder he slipped through the net of nine years of compulsory education in the entertainment industry!]
[Teacher Pig is trying to awaken Bai Zi? Bai Zi is already a complete coward with a clear head!]
Between being angry and feeling humiliated, Bai Zi chose to feel humiliated. [heart emoji]
...
Even after returning to the camp, Wen Yao couldn't think of a way to praise Lu Anbo.
I really don't know where to begin!
On the contrary, Gu Zhu, whether intentionally or unintentionally, kept circling around Lu Anbo.
Wen Yao wondered if she had also received a task to praise someone.
And the person being praised was Lu Anbo?
"Little sister, have some nectar." Gu Yan handed Wen Yao a few wildflowers. "Just suck on the stamens, they're so sweet..."
Wen Yao immediately understood: My brother is here to portray a deep sibling bond!
She has no choice but to cooperate!
Wen Yao took a sip, then her expression changed drastically, and she spat out a bee!
The bee wobbled and flapped its wings, then flew away.
Gu Yan: Daily Life of Tricking His Sister (1/1√)
"It's okay, I understand, I understand everything." Wen Yao comforted Gu Yan in return, "Besides sugar, you also want to give me some protein!"
Gu Yan: "Ah, right, right, right."
Wen Yao handed him two wild fruits: "Brother, eat these, they're delicious."
Gu Yan didn't suspect anything and took a big bite. The sourness made his face instantly contort into a mask of pain!
"So...so...so sweet!!"
Every word Gu Yan uttered seemed to be squeezed out with all his might.
Wen Yao: My Daily Life of Pranking My Brother (1/1√)
The audience was not surprised at all; they were already used to it.
[Brotherly love and sisterly respect x Brother and sister mutually sabotaging each other √]
[Deep sibling bond x Fake sibling relationship √]
It feels like these two want each other dead every time they meet.
[However, to be fair, if we're talking about a bad relationship, then it's obvious that Brother Ma's relationship with Sister Ma is different from his relationship with Teacher Pig. But to say that the siblings have a very good relationship doesn't seem so either.]
[I feel like something must have happened between the brother and sister.]
...
Seeing Gu Yan sitting next to Wen Yao, alarm bells went off in Gu Zhu's mind.
To her, Gu Yan was nothing more than a tool.
But they must be tools that revolve around her and are centered around her.
How could he be chatting and laughing with Wen Yao like that?
She's already at a disadvantage in the matter of who's the real heiress and who's the fake one. If she also loses her brother's favor, wouldn't she have ruined a winning hand?!
She remembered overhearing a conversation between Gu Yan and Wen Yao—
"He asked us to act out a deep brother-sister relationship, so I definitely can't break character."
"We have to listen to Uncle Song and perform well."
That's right!
The reason why Gu Yan and Wen Yao are so harmonious is entirely because they are acting!
Her eyes darted around as she came up with a plan to kill three birds with one stone.
...
"What did you say?" Fu Wanzhou was called to a secluded corner by Gu Zhu. After hearing what she said, her brows furrowed deeply. "Yao-mei and Gu Yan don't get along?"
“Yes… there were some irreconcilable conflicts between them,” Gu Zhu said pitifully. “Brother Fu, I know I shouldn’t speak ill of my brother, but he… he always bullies Yao Yao, and I just can’t stand it…”
Fu Wanzhou didn't believe she was so kind, but he had indeed seen what Gu Yan had done.
To be fair, Gu Yan was indeed an incompetent older brother.
Who takes such good care of their younger sister?
He's a total jerk who ruins his girlfriend's life.
If it's because the two people don't get along...
That makes sense.
Fu Wanzhou returned to the camp and saw Gu Yan insisting on dragging Wen Yao to chop wood together.
“I’ll do this job. There’s no reason for girls to do manual labor.”
Fu Wanzhou picked up the axe, arranged the firewood, and struck a very imposing pose.
With one swing of the axe, the firewood... the firewood didn't budge an inch.
"..." Suddenly awkward.
Wen Yao: "I'll do it."
Fu Wanzhou: "You..."
He wanted to say something more, but Wen Yao had already taken the axe from his hand.
With a swift stroke of the axe, the firewood snapped in two!
Gu Yan: "666!"
“Can’t we do this with our hands?” Wen Yao said.
Fu Wanzhou: "I..."
Even more embarrassing.
Seeing this, Wen Yao softened her tone: "Actually, the key is not to use force, but to find the right point to exert force."
Fu Wanzhou seized the opportunity: "Yao-mei, I'm willing to learn!"
Taking advantage of the separation between the brother and sister, Gu Zhu quickly approached Gu Yan.
"Brother, I regret it..."
She is pitiful.
Gu Yan: "What? Regret not bringing toilet paper to poop?"
Gu Zhu had just put on a pitiful expression, but his words almost broke her composure.
She composed herself, tears welling in her eyes:
“I shouldn’t have disobeyed my manager, Uncle Song, and given up the opportunity to appear on the variety show with you, instead of giving it to Yao Yao…”
She pronounced the word "让" with extra emphasis.