bullyxtreme Chapter 372: Admit that I wet the bed?
Chapter 372: Admit that I wet the bed?
"Each of you should take one of these spiritual fruits as a sample. This kind of milk fruit is Huan'er's favorite. We should prepare at least 17 of them for her every day and make them into fruit milk and put them in her favorite cup.
This and that are the varieties of milk fruits that Duo'er likes. If you don't have them in your divine domain, go find your seventh ancestor and ask him to transplant a few for you and cultivate them using the time formation.
The same goes for spiritual fruits. All varieties can be transplanted and cultivated by your seventh ancestor. As for the spiritual beasts that Huan'er likes to eat and the green beans that Duo'er likes to eat as snacks, you can also ask your seventh ancestor to find seedlings for them.
This is Huan'er's favorite pillow. You must carry it with you. This little girl is particularly fond of her bed and pillow. So, you should also keep this bed Qingfeng and the pillow together, so that Huan'er won't come to you and cry when she gets sleepy.
And this is Duoer's favorite bowl and chopsticks, Cangnan, keep it, or she won't give you a single bite of food if you cry from hunger."
As Situ Han spoke, he gave the things he had prepared to his two sons-in-law, and continued to instruct them on various living habits of the two little girls.
It was visible to the naked eye that the two grandsons-in-law in front of him began to have mosquito coils in their eyes. . .
"No, that... Grandpa, does Huan'er need to wear this paper... diaper magic weapon when she sleeps at night?" Qingfeng held a pink special diaper magic weapon with two fingers, stared at it for a long time, and asked stutteringly. "
"What else? Huan'er likes to drink a large glass of fruit milk or a large glass of watermelon juice before going to bed at night. Even an adult can't handle drinking so much water, let alone a little girl like her.
It’s okay if you don’t want to let her wear it, but if she wets the bed, you must say that you wet it yourself. Never say that it was Huan’er who wet the bed. She will scratch your face and cry loudly for you!
You probably don't want to listen to her devilish cry, so, here are nearly a hundred of them, go find your Grandpa Kun to learn how to make them, and then make some for Huan'er yourself."
Qingfeng suddenly felt that he was hallucinating!
Admit that this master wets the bed?
What the hell is going on here? ? ? ! ! !
Also, the first thing this master refined for his little Taoist companion was diapers???
Can I return the product?
When he turned around, he saw his precious little Taoist partner, who was running around with full energy just now, walking towards him crookedly with his eyes closed, like a drunk fat cat.
"Baby Huan'er?" He no longer cared about whether the baby would be returned or not, or whether the baby would wet the bed or not. He hurriedly took a few steps, picked the baby up and checked the situation.
"Mom... Huan'er wants to sleep..." Situ Yunhuan rubbed his eyes and yawned several times in succession, humming in a baby voice.
"Sleep? Oh, sleep!" Qingfeng reacted and quickly took out the pink bed that had just been put away. He also took out the matching small pillow and quilt and placed them beside him.
"Huan'er baby, the bed is here, lie down and I will take off your shoes for you."
He put the sleepy little guy in his arms on the bed, quickly took off his shoes and socks, gently covered him with a small quilt, and breathed a sigh of relief.
But, it was too early to let out a sigh of relief...
"Drink milk..." The little kid kicked off the quilt without even opening his eyes, and murmured for milk.
"Milk?" Qingfeng immediately turned and looked at Situ Han.
"Here you go. Prepare it yourself next time." Situ Han took out another exquisite and cute pink cup and handed it over.
Qingfeng took it and studied the cute cup in his hand. He opened the lid, pulled out the straw, and stuffed it into the mouth of the little one who was twisted like a caterpillar because he couldn't drink the milk.
"Baby Huan'er, it's time to drink your milk." Qingfeng gently held the cup and fed the little one. After she gulped down a large cup of fruit milk like a little pig, he gently covered the little one with the quilt and breathed a sigh of relief again.
But again!
It's too early to relax...
The little fleshy feet kicked again, and the little quilt fell off again...
Qingfeng looked at the extremely cute little feet and wanted to put them in his mouth and bite them hard, so that she would kick again!
“Watermelon juice…” the little baby voice made the request again!
"Here you go!" Situ Han took the initiative to hand him a pink and blue water cup without him asking.
Qingfeng hurriedly and uncomplainingly fed the little girl watermelon juice. When her chubby little face puffed up and she finished the big glass of watermelon juice, she finally stopped kicking the quilt and went to sleep obediently.
Qingfeng finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when he looked up, he saw Situ Han, his cheap grandfather, walking around with a pink diaper in his hand, and suddenly his vision went dark!
"Let your mother-in-law teach you how to put a diaper on Huan'er?" Situ Han seemed to think that the bomb in his mind was not big enough, and he calmly said something that almost made the king of domination kneel down.
Qingfeng, the king of the ruler, already felt that life was hopeless! He followed his mother-in-law to find the sound, and took his precious little girl away with her bed.
Cangnan looked at his old friend's series of bizarre experiences, feeling a bit like laughing, but also a bit sympathetic towards him. Turning his head to look at his little girl, he saw that the daring little girl had actually climbed onto the head of Qi Chong's cheap grandfather, pretending to want to ride a big horse.
Qi Chong could only get up helplessly, put her on his neck, and carry her around the hall, making the little girl giggle non-stop.
"Don't look at it anymore. Hurry up and prepare some snacks and fruit milk for Duo'er. She'll be tired and want to eat and drink soon. If you're a second late, she'll cry in front of you.
From now on, you will be responsible for Duoer's food, clothing, housing and transportation. In the Su family, if you fail to learn to be a qualified son-in-law or daughter-in-law, you will be punished by the whole family!
If you don’t learn to be a qualified parent, you will be forced to keep giving birth to babies and keep learning until you learn it!
By taking care of and educating Duoer now, you can learn how to be a qualified father and a qualified husband at the same time, killing two birds with one stone!"
Situ Han is determined not to let go of any of his grandsons-in-law today. Having just stimulated Qingfeng to the point of despair, he turns around and starts to train Cangnan.
Such a quiet person suddenly became full of instructions and admonishments, as if he was personally training his grandson-in-law.
When the others saw this scene, they all watched quietly on the side. Those who had just arrived took the opportunity to learn secretly, for fear that they would accidentally fall into Situ Han's hands and be severely punished by him one day.
Don't you think that all trainers look cold and indifferent? It makes me feel that I don't want to try the feeling of being trained myself.
"Okay, Grandpa Han, whatever you say we should do to prepare, Cangnan will learn and master it as soon as possible, and will learn to take good care of Duo'er."
When two cold people meet, their conversation feels like it contains ice chips.