bullyxtreme Chapter 386 I Kill Myself
Chapter 386 I Kill Myself
Chapter 386 I Kill Myself
"We can renaissance?" Moonlight Knight, who was dominating his body with a traitorous personality, disapproved, and sneered: "For example, we moved out of the balance of four body fluids in traditional medicine, claiming that as long as we drink our beer for many years, we can purify the devil in the blood .”
The so-called balance of the four body fluids is the theoretical basis of ancient Western medicine.
They believe that human body fluids can be divided into four types.Once sick, it is the imbalance of body fluids, which is mixed with the devil that can make people sick.
The solution, too, is simple.
That is bloodletting.
They firmly believed that bloodletting could treat everything but blood loss from trauma.
Whether you have a cold, stomach ache, toe inflammation...it's okay.
Even sailors in the Age of Sail suffered from heatstroke due to hard work under the scorching sun, and they had to bleed.
Even if you are not sick, you have to bleed from time to time to prevent it.
…For example, on a hot day, when the captain sees that the sailors are listless, he will gather them on the deck and ask the ship doctor to take a bloodletting knife and cut everyone’s arms one by one to prevent heat stroke and make them work better.
People at that time did not have the concept of bacteria, so a sharp knife for bloodletting was used on everyone.There are no additional disinfection procedures.
The released blood is packed in tin buckets, and finally poured into the sea after going through a Christian mysterious ceremony, which represents that the devil in the blood has been purified by God.
In fact, bloodletting can treat and prevent very few diseases, and usually only makes people susceptible to exacerbations and infections.
Many famous people in history eventually died of bloodletting.
This even includes Washington, the founding father of the United States.
Washington was initially a little ill.
As a result, a group of highly skilled medical doctors drained 2300ml of blood for him in a short period of time, leading to his rapid death.
"Let me give you a suggestion, don't drink too much." Annihilation Walker took another sip of sparkling water and snorted, "Let's do bloodletting, it's done in one step."
"How will bloodletting increase the sales of our product?" The traitor personality raises the key question.
"That's not easy." Annihilation Walker felt that this was not a problem at all: "You can say that if the customers don't get relief from the disease after bloodletting, it's because you didn't drink enough of your brand of wine. As long as you stick to the If you drink enough alcohol to fill your blood with the alcohol of your product, it will be fully effective. It will not work, but you will buy less."
"Oh... not bad." The personality of the traitor was very satisfied: "Let's do it like this."
"No way..." Aria listened blankly for a while, feeling dumbfounded: "Are you really doing this? Who would be fooled..."
"It's just bragging, you still take it seriously." Annihilation Walker patted her head: "Although there are too many fools, people nowadays will not be fooled like this."
"Not necessarily. I just need to change my mind." The profiteer sneered triumphantly: "I might as well say that this wine is brewed with mysterious medicinal materials from the East, so it is easier to deceive people. Anyway, there are not many people." This guy knows if there are such powerful herbs in the east... In every bottle of wine, I soak ginseng, ganoderma lucidum, wolfberry and cordyceps... Whatever is expensive. All the well-known ones are stuffed in! This way it is considered an exit Because of the psychological effect, there will be many people who will greatly appreciate this product.”
Goji berries are very expensive in the West.
A small handful costs more than ten dollars.
In recent years, it has been popular to eat this food, thinking it is a healthy food, and it is a panacea.As long as you eat it, you can fully offset all the damage caused by junk food and bad living habits.
However, this thing is a medicinal material after all, and eating too much will cause a series of problems such as getting angry.
Moreover, the way Americans eat is also very problematic.
They either just grab a handful and sprinkle it on a salad, toss it with other raw fruits and vegetables in a (often super high-calorie) dressing.
…either coat it in dead sweet chocolate or icing and have it as a snack.
No matter how healthy things are, eating like this will miss your health.
It's the same way some people fool themselves when they snack on cheese sticks.
They feel that eating cheese sticks directly (that is, plain cheese made into sticks and eaten with bites, some with added sugar) is unhealthy and too high in calories.
So I wrapped the cheese stick with a root of raw celery and ate it. I thought it was OK, and it was a healthy food.You can eat as much as you want without any safety hazard.
But the calories are actually eaten. Compared with it, the little healthy ingredients brought by celery are no different from nonexistent.
Annihilation Walker tried to eat like this.
The combination of raw celery and cheese can only bring him the feeling of "it's so bitter, it's better to eat cheese sticks alone".
After biting off the celery, the combination of bitter juice and cheese not only deprived the cheese of its mellow taste, but also amplified the bitterness, and made the original mild cheese smell extremely obvious.
Moreover, crude fiber is not easy to chew.
Annihilation walkers cannot understand the beauty of this way of eating.He felt that this was no different from throwing away all the good things in food and taking only the bad things.
"...Although goji berries are not cheap in the United States, are you sure you want to compare this with the other three?" Annihilation Walker hugged Aria, who climbed onto his lap and sat down very naturally, and clicked his tongue: " Your trick may indeed work, but it’s best not to do it. Drinking medicinal wine casually will make you sick.”
"I don't care if they are sick or not. Just add a disclaimer clause in small print on the product? You can only drink a certain amount a day, and you will not be responsible for any illnesses caused by exceeding the limit." The traitor Ge said, shaking his glass , the tone is full of emotion: "...I can already foresee the hot sales of this product. When the time comes..."
Having said that, he suddenly fell silent.
After a moment's pause, the annoyed voice of Moonlight Knight came.
"No, there is no time." His voice returned to normal: "Thinking about these disgusting tricks all day..."
"That's not a scam, is it?! That's called capital packaging! What do you know as a layman?" The profiteer opened his mouth again: "Diamonds, which are not so rare, can be packaged so valuable. I can buy a bottle of wine." What?"
"You still dare to quibble... shut up!" Moonlight Knight slapped himself angrily: "Aren't you looking for a beating?! Do you have to kill you?!"
Then the profiteers are honest.
A real ruthless person dares to slap himself and threatens "I will kill myself".
This also proves that Moonlight Knight's split personality is beyond the limit.
The previous Moonlight Knight was able to beat his other personality into the air.
And this one can only really beat himself up.
"May I slap him for you?" Aria felt that this was a good opportunity to slap the Moonlight Knight, and immediately raised her hand to volunteer.
"No, let me put it down." Annihilation Walker forced her arm down again.
(End of this chapter)