bullyxtreme Chapter 307 Uncle, are you pregnant too?
Chapter 307 Uncle, are you pregnant too?
Bai Kaiji grimaced in pain, "Uncle, you have to let me go, otherwise how can I treat you?"
Zhuo Lingchu said "Oh" and let go of his hand.
After a detailed examination with half a stick of incense, Bai Kaiji gave Zhuo Lingchu, who was looking worried, a shot in the arm.
"Uncle, you are not sick at all. From your hair to your toes, you are not sick at all."
Zhuo Lingchu was still unwilling to give in. He held his stomach and asked, "Then why do I feel so uncomfortable? It's so empty and falling. It's just, something is wrong!"
Yes? How could a healthy person experience such strange discomfort? Suddenly Bai Kaiji's inspiration appeared.
"Ah! Uncle, are you pregnant too?"
Zhuo Lingchu's pupils were shaking.
"I heard from my little aunt that after she got pregnant, her stomach couldn't be empty. When it was empty, she felt like scratching her head and scratching her head. The way to deal with it was to quickly stuff something into her stomach. If there is food in her stomach, it will be effective immediately!"
Zhuo Lingchu's expression continued to crack.
A faint voice came from his ears, and the speaker was Chi Jue, who had been playing with bugs in the corner just now.
"You husband and wife are of the same mind. When this life and death Gu is used on you two, the effect will be much greater than usual," Chi Jue seemed to be suppressing a smile, "You will feel the slightest discomfort of little Junzi during pregnancy."
After the words fell, there was a moment of silence, followed by a "chuff" from Bai Kaiji, and then two bursts of laughter.
"Pfft hahahahaha——"
Bai Kaiji almost burst into tears with laughter, "Uncle, you are also pregnant, hahahahaha!"
Chi Jue laughed so hard that he almost crushed the bugs in his hands, "You are really my good disciple and son-in-law, old man."
Zhuo Lingchu's face was colorful. After a long while, he blushed and muttered: "Huh, you guys can't understand it even if you want to."
He was only proud for a moment, and he found that the discomfort in his stomach gradually disappeared. Counting the time, something should have entered Jun'er's stomach by now.
Inexplicably, his eyes were burning.
I have never heard Jun'er talk about it before. It turns out that her body is so sensitive now, and her reaction during pregnancy will be so complicated. If she is hungry, she will feel restless.
She is a twin, and her reaction to any discomfort will be doubled. You can imagine how difficult it is to be pregnant for ten months.
He had previously known that it was not easy for Jun'er to conceive, and he could only feel heartbroken and unable to empathize with her. Now that I can feel what she feels, it is also an opportunity in life that ordinary people can't ask for. It is really a blessing.
In this way, you can love her, protect her, and sympathize with her even more.
After Bai Kaiji had laughed enough, he remembered his uncle's illustrious reputation outside, and looked at Zhuo Lingchu tremblingly. Unexpectedly, at this glance, his jaw almost dropped in shock.
"Uncle, uncle, why are your eyes red?"
Hearing this, Chi Jue also looked at Zhuo Lingchu. The next second, his beard trembled and he said seriously: "Not only is a woman's body different during pregnancy, her emotions are also extremely sensitive..."
Chi is definitely not going to finish the story, let them experience it for themselves.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Bai Kaiji raised his hands to cover his face, his shoulders shaking uncontrollably. As for Zhuo Lingchu, his face was no longer colorful, but his expression was one of despair.
The next moment, bursts of laughter came from the main tent of the military camp, almost resounding throughout the sky.
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In the inn, Mu Yun ate the crispy but not greasy sesame cakes in small bites. Thinking that the food should not be too monotonous, she raised her chopsticks to pick up some refreshing mixed cucumbers and let out a sigh of satisfaction.
"Fortunately, Xichang has a warm climate all year round, and cucumbers are available all year round. I can't get enough of them."
Gao Ningxin also ate with her, "I heard from my sister that a woman's taste during pregnancy is not static. Jun'er likes refreshing cucumbers now. In another month, she may like sour and spicy cucumbers. Tasty food.”
Just as he was saying this, Forsythia presented freshly picked green tangerines from the local area.
"Your Highness, the pancake chef said that the green tangerines in this area are very popular with pregnant women, so I asked my slave to bring them to Your Highness to try."
Mu Yun looked suspicious.
Gao Ning thought that he could try to let Mu Yun import as many food varieties as possible, so he took one that was not that green, carefully opened it and handed it to Mu Yun, "Try one."
Mu Yun looked at the yellow orange petals in front of her and felt her mouth watering. She subconsciously opened her mouth. Seeing this, Gao Ningxin stuffed the orange petals into Mu Yun's mouth.
The sweet and sour juice burst out in her mouth. Mu Yun's eyes lit up, and she took the initiative to chew a few times. The pulp slid into her throat, and the fruity taste still lingered between her lips and teeth.
"It's delicious, and more, ah——"
Gao Ningxin happily fed Mu Yun.
Seeing this, Forsythia happily peeled the oranges with her hands.
It was rare to see their Highnesses enjoy a kind of food so much, and everyone felt happy, with joyful smiles on their faces, as if it was the New Year.
Mu Yun ate three in a row. She heard that eating too many oranges would make you angry, so she didn't dare to eat more. She looked at the attractive green color on the plate and sighed in her heart. Thinking that we should share some good things together, we invited everyone to join us.
"Come and try, the green oranges are really delicious. I have never tasted such refreshing oranges in Dashuo."
The master gave orders, how could the servants disobey? Forsythia held the plate and shared the food with the maids in the room with a smile. Gao Ningxin took the lead and threw an orange slice into his mouth.
Just the next second, she froze, and before she could stop the others, she heard the sounds of gasps coming from her side.
"Hiss, it's so sour——"
"My teeth are almost sore!"
"No, I have to go drink some water to calm down."
"Your Highness, the servants have to leave first!"
The maids dispersed in a hurry, leaving Forsythia, who had escaped, and Gao Ningxin, who was turning blue, looking at each other.
Mu Yun was not surprised by everyone's reaction, but she was a little surprised that the green orange was so sour that it would make people lose their teeth.
"Ning Xin, are you so sad?"
Gao Ning pointed to herself with a sour voice, "Jun'er, just watch."
After saying that, she picked up the teapot, raised her head, and poured tea into her mouth directly from the teapot.
Gao Ningxin expressed through actions how sour the green orange just now was, and Mu Yun stuck out her tongue.
Well, next time she likes to eat, try not to share it. Pregnant women have weird tastes.
Soon there was not a drop left in the whole pot of tea, and Gao Ning's heart calmed down. She wrinkled her face and asked Mu Yun the question she had been wanting to ask.
"Jun'er, how will the poison you fed Ye Xiurun have on her? That woman is so bad. I'm really angry that I let her go away intact."