Chapter 147 Brother, look at me! ! !
Chapter 147 Brother, look at me! ! !
In fact, the history books Zhuang Zhou is reading now are all based on the biographies of characters from the Zhenguan period.
Little did he know that in this day and age, it was a very common thing for someone to become a brother of the opposite sex.
Ancient times were different from today. The ancients valued the narrow spirit. That was because the construction of the rule of law in ancient times was not perfect.
It is said that the emperor commits the same crimes as the common people.
In fact, this is all nonsense.
It's simply impossible.
Therefore, if they want to gain a foothold in society, most people will choose to make friends and become brothers with different surnames.
Because it is very disadvantageous to work alone, a community of interests must be formed.
Therefore, in ancient times, all capable and awesome people had the most sworn brothers.
This has been extremely common throughout history.
The most famous one is the sworn sworn relationship between Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan.
In other words, if you are an ordinary person with no ability, no one will want to become your brother.
This shows that Cheng Zhimo admires Zhuang Zhou from the bottom of his heart.
He recognized Zhuang Zhou as his best friend.
"Why doesn't Brother Zhuang say anything? Could it be that Brother Zhuang looks down on me and doesn't want to be my brother?"
Seeing that Zhuang Zhou didn't speak, Cheng Zhimo asked again.
In fact, it's not that Zhuang Zhou doesn't want to talk.
But I’m a little confused!
This is something you can only see in movies and TV series.
and.
Become sworn brothers with different surnames?
Why do I feel so good in middle school!
"No, Mr. Cheng, you have misunderstood. I feel that I am just a businessman. If I become a brother with you, wouldn't it be too low for you?"
Zhuang Zhou really didn't want to do these secondary things.
Then I randomly found an excuse to evade.
But who knows.
Cheng Zhimo laughed loudly after hearing this:
"Since ancient times, heroes should not ask where they come from. How can a capable person like Brother Zhuang lower my level?
Besides, I heard that Your Majesty has already conferred Brother Zhuang as a county man. With such a title, should Brother Zhuang still be humble? "
Hearing what Cheng Zhimo said, Zhuang Zhou had no choice but to say:
"Hey! Mainly because I had some misunderstandings with Zhao Qing before, which even led to a trip to the county government office.
What Young Master Cheng doesn't know is that Zhao Qing's father is a member of the Ministry of Industry, and I heard that he also has an uncle who is a high official in the court.
I have offended Zhao Qing now, and I don’t want to implicate you!
But now that I can get to know you, I, Zhuang Zhou, am extremely honored! "
Zhuang Zhou spoke lightly.
He also deliberately told about his grudge against Zhao Qing.
But the more you say this.
Cheng Zhimo listened more and more to his heart.
"Cheng Qian, have you heard of this person named Zhao Qing?"
As far as Cheng Zhimo knew, there was absolutely no playboy named Zhao Qing that he knew well in Kyoto.
But if Cheng Zhimo didn't know him, it would be impossible for Li Chengqian to know him.
He shook his head and said, "I have never heard of anyone named Zhao Qing, but I do know Zhao Dewang. He seems to be close to Duke Lu."
Hearing what Li Chengqian said, Cheng Zhimo also slapped his mouth:
"Then it seems that Zhao Qing's uncle is Duke Lu?"
Li Chengqian hummed and said:
"It is possible."
Zhuang Zhou on the side was a little confused.
"Who are you talking about, Duke Lu?"
Cheng Zhimo said: "This Duke of Lu is General Hou Junji of the Right Guards."
I go!
Hou Junji!
Zhuang Zhou was shocked when he heard this.
This is really a big shot!
No wonder this Zhao Qing is so arrogant.
The key was sent to the county jail and then released.
Sure enough, Journey to the West tells us that all the goblins with backstage were taken away by the gods.
Even Sun Wukong didn't dare to kill them.
Seeing Zhuang Zhou's silence, Cheng Zhimo thought he was worried about Zhao Qing.
He turned his face sideways and said immediately:
"Brother Zhuang, don't worry, we will be brothers from now on. If Zhao Qing dares to bully you, he is bullying me, Cheng Zhimo, and I will never forgive him."
Cheng Zhimo certainly had the confidence to say this.
He is Lu Guogong Cheng Yaojin!
Coupled with the relationship between Cheng Zhimo and Li Chengqian, there are not many dandy boys in the entire Chang'an City who dare to go against Cheng Zhimo.
"Forget it!"
Zhuang Zhou deliberately explained:
"As long as he doesn't mess with me, I don't bother to mess with them. I just want to do some business in peace and live my own life."
"Brother Zhuang is indeed extraordinary, and I recognize you as a brother. From now on, you will be my eldest brother. Come on, Brother Zhuang, let me borrow your wine and I will toast you with another drink."
Cheng Zhimo picked up the wine glass, but there was no wine in the glass at this time.
"Hey, Brother Zhuang, do you still have wine? Open another bottle so that I can toast you with a glass of wine."
Why did Zhuang Zhou suddenly feel that this guy's tricks were a little too deep!
He obviously wants to drink again!
Nima!
This is more than two thousand bottles of red wine!
Are these sworn brothers?
Is this how you set up your sworn brother?
After hearing what Cheng Zhimo said, Li Chengqian immediately followed up and said:
"Okay! I'm here to be a witness for you. Boss Zhuang, please open another bottle of wine!"
Zhuang Zhou: "..."
He gritted his teeth.
These two guys have the same virtue!
Helpless!
Zhuang Zhou took out a bottle of red wine again, opened it and filled a glass.
Cheng Zhimo picked up the wine glass and said loudly:
"The sky is above and the earth is below. Today I, Cheng Zhimo..."
As he spoke, he looked at Zhuang Zhou, waiting for him to say his name.
But how could Zhuang Zhou know this?
After being stunned, Li Chengqian said from the side:
"Boss Zhuang, tell me your name."
"Oh!"
Zhuang Zhou quickly reacted:
"My name is Zhuang Zhou."
"Okay! I, Cheng Zhimo, am willing to become brothers of the opposite sex with Zhuang Zhou, not to be born in the same year and on the same day..."
What follows is exactly what you see in Zhuang Zhou’s movies and TV series.
After completing the process, Cheng Zhimo picked up the wine glass and said:
"Come on, Brother Zhuang, I'll give you a glass of wine!"
After saying that, before Zhuang Zhou could say anything, Cheng Zhimo drank it all in one gulp.
Finally, he burped with satisfaction.
"What a great wine! In order to show my sincerity, I must toast you three glasses!"
Li Chengqian saw that this was not going to work!
He knew Cheng Zhimo very well.
This kid clearly just wants to drink.
How could he be allowed to drink such fine wine alone?
So he quickly said:
"Give it to me, too. I'd like to pay three glasses to the boss."
"???"
This bottle of red wine is only enough for five glasses.
Would you like three toasts each?
Good guy!
In the blink of an eye, another bottle of wine was taken away.
That's more than two thousand yuan again.
What the hell!
Zhuang Zhou suddenly felt his heart hurt.
These two guys are just here to get drunk!
"Zhuang, get out of here~~~"
at this time.
On the front door of the store.
Suddenly there was a loud roar.
Then I heard Ma San’s voice:
"What are you doing?"
"You can't barge in!"
"..."
Li Chengqian and Cheng Zhimo both looked up after hearing the sound.
Zhuang Zhou was shocked when he heard this and stood up immediately:
"You guys wait for me, I'll go take a look."
Then he didn't wait for the two of them to say anything.
Zhuang Zhou went back to his room, picked up his sword, and trotted up to the shop.
Just arrived at the shop.
I saw at least a hundred officers and soldiers in armor standing on the street outside the door.
I go!
Such a big battle?
"Who the hell is Zhuang Zhou, get out!"
At this time, the powerful roar was heard again.
Only then did Zhuang Zhou see clearly that the person speaking was a young and sturdy man.
This person is also wearing a suit of armor.
There was a sword hanging on his waist, and he was holding it on the handle with one hand.
He looks like a military commander.
And the person standing next to this general is actually Zhao Qing?
Ok!
Zhuang Zhou finally understood.
Damn it, is Zhao Qing looking for someone to settle accounts with him again?
But Zhuang Zhou was not afraid of him. He stood up first and said loudly:
"I am Zhuang Zhou, who are you?"
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