bullyxtreme Chapter 4: There's a lump of poop on Little Sheep's head.
Chapter 4: There's a lump of poop on Little Sheep's head.
Ming dynasty.
Zhu Yuanzhang saw a flock of lambs in the sky and chuckled, "Girl, look! Raising sheep in the celestial realm is so interesting! They're kept in a blackboard, pasted on the wall, and you can take it out and look at it whenever you want. It's hilarious!"
"Yes," Empress Ma smiled gently. "I was thinking, sheep in the celestial realm aren't meant to be eaten. Who could bear to eat such adorable little lambs? And that village chief, if he were eaten, who would take care of the sheep village?"
"Hmm! Maybe this little lamb is just amusing the immortals! Hahaha..." Zhu Yuanzhang laughed heartily.
"How about we raise a flock of sheep and a few cows to keep an eye on them?" Empress Ma tentatively asked Zhu Yuanzhang.
"I think it's a good idea! When we were kids, we had to herd cattle for landlords just to get a meal. Now, raising cattle is just for fun! I both love and hate the life of herding cattle!" Zhu Yuanzhang exclaimed with emotion.
"Someone, give the order to build a pasture for His Majesty, select a few clean and beautiful lambs, and choose two handsome calves," Empress Ma ordered.
"Alright! Sister, make the arrangements! Tell them to get it done as soon as possible!" Zhu Yuanzhang was full of energy.
The Three Kingdoms period.
"An immortal is indeed an immortal!" Cao Cao stared, his eyes wide. "Even if that young immortal doesn't know magic, he is still incomparable to ordinary people."
At this moment, Cao Cao's advisors all came to watch.
"We were able to catch a glimpse of your divine countenance entirely thanks to the Prime Minister!"
"With a flick of a finger, a vast grassland appears!"
"I can hardly believe it—a flock of sheep is frolicking and jumping on the wall!"
"Oh, I just remembered, there's a story called 'The Person in the Painting,' which is about a fairy who can enter and exit a painting."
"So, that story really wasn't made up."
"yes!"
"yes!"
A group of strategists were chatting enthusiastically.
"It's a pity that my Chong'er isn't by my side. I wonder if he can see the sky from his residence." Cao Cao couldn't help but feel regretful. Such a cute little lamb is perfect for children to watch.
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"Hehe, bro, why do those little lambs have a clump of poop on their heads?" Little Si laughed as he looked at them.
The little guy's short legs are clattering rhythmically under the sofa!
Lu Chen was both amused and exasperated; children's perspectives are truly unique!
He could only laugh and say, "Those lambs also have their hair combed into buns; they think it looks better that way."
"Oh, Wogee Island." The little girl immediately stopped laughing; she felt she had to respect the little sheep!
"Brother, what's this?" Little Sizi pointed to a plate of bright red agate fruits on the table.
"These are big cherries, they're delicious! Come on, Sizi, have a taste." Lu Chen took one and handed it to the little princess.
"It's a big cherry!" Little Sizi held the dark red, heart-shaped cherry and twirled it in her hand twice.
"Awoo!" Little Sizi stuffed the cherry into his mouth in one gulp, leaving only the long stem in his hand.
"Sweet! The big cherries are so good! The flesh is so crisp!" Little Sizi chewed them and felt that the texture was not as soft and mushy as the small cherries. They were juicy and sour.
She felt the flesh was firm and chewy, with a purely sweet taste, but she couldn't describe the texture.
"Wow! Zheng Hao Qiya!" Little Sizi's eyes narrowed into slits.
Under the sky, many big shots were drooling with envy.
Su Shi stared at the small, red, jade-like fruit, his mouth watering: "The cherries in the celestial realm are so big. Watching the little princess eat them with such gusto, it's like she's eating an apple."
I thought the lychees of Lingnan were the most delicious fruit in the world, but I never imagined that any fruit I could casually pick from the celestial realm would be such a delicacy.
Empress Zhangsun's eyes were full of affection: "The cherries that Sizi is eating are really beautiful, like red pearls scattered on a white jade plate."
Li Shimin looked pleased and said, "My son is blessed."
Looking at the plate of green fruit on his desk, Ying Zheng couldn't help but shake his head: "There is a difference between immortals and mortals. Even if I unify China, I still have to work hard to govern, and am I still eating this bitter fruit?"
The tough emperor picked up a green fruit, held it in his hand, and clenched it tightly.
Building a strong and powerful nation is a long and arduous task.
Zhu Yuanzhang chuckled as he looked at the little princess's chubby little hands clutching cherries, "Little sister, if this child weren't in heaven, I'd really like to trade half a plate of cherries with her for you!"
Empress Ma smiled faintly: "Zhongba, I am content with just hearing your words. We are now living the best life in the world, a life we could never have dreamed of before."
"Yes, sister, let's live a good life together, surrounded by children and grandchildren!"
Lu Chen then got the little princess some milk, inserted the straw, and placed it beside her: "Sizi, drink the milk in a bit. Just suck through the straw."
"Okay~" Little Si immediately picked up the milk carton and started sucking through the straw.
Glug! The little guy suddenly inhaled a mouthful of clear spring water!
Strangely, this milk has no fishy smell at all; it's just clear, like water, but not as bland as water. It's pure and has a bit of a richness.
The little rhinoceros licked its lips, words fail to describe it.
"Brother, the milk is so delicious!" Little Sizi's eyes shrank again, curving into crescent moons.
"Indeed, everything in the Immortal Realm is wonderful," Empress Zhangsun murmured.
"Guanyinbi, take a rest, close your eyes, and get some sleep," Li Shimin quickly advised as he saw that things were improving.
Empress Zhangsun slowly lay down and closed her eyes.
Lu Chen went back into the house to get paper and pen.
He wanted to keep his promise and write a letter to Li Shimin so that Xiao Sizi could feel at ease.
Lu Chen spread out the manuscript paper, preparing to write a letter.
Little Sizi watched him from the side, her eyes sparkling: "Brother, are you writing a letter to my father?"
Lu Chen smiled slightly: "Yes, you watch TV, your brother writes a letter, and we all stay on the sofa together."
"Mmm!" Little Sizi replied cheerfully.
The little guy is overjoyed to have TV to watch and his older brother to keep him company.
[Dear Uncle Li Shimin:]
Hello! Greetings to my aunt and siblings! My nephew is Lu Chen, a modern-day Chinese. Your little princess, Sizi, has traveled through a thousand years to come to my family—to be precise, over fourteen hundred years ago…
As he wrote, he looked up, his gaze resolute. Although it was a letter that could never be sent, he was determined to write it as if it were a real letter.
Little did they know, this letter was projected onto the sky.
In the early morning sky of the Wan Dynasty, a sheet of large golden characters floated up, written in the script of the current dynasty that they could understand.
Little Sizi came over and poked the letter with her chubby fingers: "Brother, you have to tell Dad and Mom that I didn't cry!"
She tilted her little face up, her short legs tapping out a rhythmic beat by the sofa, the milk carton in her arms slightly deformed from being squeezed.
Lu Chen smiled and added her words at the end of the letter, then drew a crooked cherry before folding the letter and stuffing it into a kraft paper envelope.
It reads: Tang Dynasty, received by Li Shimin
At this moment, chaos erupted outside the sky!
"What? Isn't that the celestial realm up there?" Li Shimin was the first to lose control.
Empress Zhangsun, who was almost asleep, was also startled awake. "Didn't the Prince go to the celestial realm?"