bullyxtreme Chapter 268 A Little Memory
Chapter 268 A Little Memory
Peach and Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan watched from the sidelines as the two of them ate and spat out food, their eyes gleaming with envy and their mouths watering.
Is it safe to eat? Maybe it's too delicious and you'll want to sneak it all away by yourself, since those two always do that kind of thing!
So Peach and Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan couldn't wait any longer and rushed to grab the other bamboo leaves to eat.
Tuan Tuan and Yuan Yuan pecked at it, but didn't react much. Each bite created a gap in the bamboo leaf, and they seemed to enjoy it.
But Taozi tore off a large mouthful of bamboo leaves, chewed them in his mouth, and the more he chewed, the deeper the confusion on Mule's face became.
The taste seems familiar; I feel like I've had this somewhere before...
The peaches and the reunion and peace plants, having eaten too many of the various leaves and flowers, simply couldn't recall that they had been to the bamboo forest and had picked up and eaten the fallen yellow bamboo leaves.
Moreover, since we were eating yellow leaves back then, they were even harder to chew and would get stuck in our throats. So the experience wasn't very good, and I vomited after only a few bites.
Lin Chunyi moved the bamboo in her hand away and said to them, "Stop eating them! Are you stupid? You keep eating them even though they don't taste right. You never learn! These bamboo leaves are fuzzy and rough. If you eat too many, you might have trouble pooping."
This time, Taozi and Tuanyuan Ankang acted in unison, both stopping what they were doing and looking at Lin Lanshan.
Feeling guilty, Lin Lanshan subconsciously raised her hands, almost surrendering on the spot.
But she still argued, "What are you doing? I said there was something delicious, not this! You guys wanted to eat it yourselves, it's none of my business, don't try to scam me!"
Peach and Reunion stood there dumbfounded, not moving, perhaps hurt by their master's betrayal once again, and didn't react.
Lin Chunyi suddenly thought of something and smiled gloatingly.
"Trying to extort you? Hmph~ If they can't digest it and can't poop, you can just use your hands to clean their anuses one by one. You should be very familiar with this job, hahaha~" Then he dragged the bamboo into the yard.
Lin Chunyi's words were, of course, just meant to tease her younger sister.
Taozi and Tuanyuan Ankang eat random things outside all day long, and when they're fooling around, they often stuff tree bark and mud into their mouths, so they've long since developed "copper teeth and iron stomachs".
Not to mention bamboo leaves, they've secretly eaten quite a lot of even slightly poisonous ones.
Just a few bamboo leaves; I reckon they'd be digested and hungry again after a walk in the snow.
When the owner plays with their pet, the older sister might also tease her younger sister. I wonder if she remembers any of her childhood memories.
hahaha~
After hearing this, Lin Lanshan inexplicably recalled her childhood when she was still wearing diapers.
The image of a child being picked up by their parents and given an enema because they couldn't defecate due to constipation, and then having their stool picked out piece by piece with a toothpick...
The moment the image flashed before her eyes, her face changed drastically, and she cried out, "Ah? I don't want to! I don't want to pick up mule dung!"
Then, squatting down, he quickly reached out with his hands to pluck the peach and the bamboo leaf from Tuanyuan Ankang's mouth.
Between cleaning her mouth and cleaning her anus, she decisively chose the former, shouting, "Spit it out, spit it out now!"
Lin Chunyi turned around and said in surprise, "Hahaha, you actually still remember things from before you were three years old? That's amazing. You probably can't even remember what you did yesterday, but you still have an impression of things from more than ten years ago."
It's normal that she had a deep impression of it, after all, she was already four or five years old at the time, and she just watched it from the side.
One of them, Dad and Mom, was holding their little sister, who was crying with her face flushed red, and soothing her gently. The other was picking at her with a toothpick.
Those little pellets that fell to the ground looked remarkably like donkey droppings in size, color, and shape...
Tsk tsk, I can't think about it anymore!
"Sister, stop talking, stop talking!" Lin Lanshan said loudly, her face flushed, trying to stop her sister from continuing.
Peach, whose mouth was pried open with its head tilted and whose food was taken out, was bewildered and suffering.
This commotion startled Tuantuan, Yuanyuan, An'an, and Kangkang, who quickly and consciously spat bamboo leaf scraps onto the ground.
What happened? Did the owner deliberately feed them poisonous grass, and then have a change of heart and stop them from eating it?
When Lin Chunyi threw the bamboo into the inner courtyard and came out to look again, Lin Lanshan had already put her hand into Yuanyuan's mouth to check.
"Alright, it's not that serious. Let's hurry back and cut down the bamboo, get a box and plant the peas as soon as possible, and settle this matter." Then she could put a bunch of snacks on the low table and lie down in bed in peace.
"I'd better be cautious, it would be troublesome if I really couldn't poop!"
It's already heartbreaking enough that she has to be the poop scooper for Peach and Reunion every day. If she also has to work as a poop picker, how can she live a normal life?
Lin Lanshan carefully cleaned the last mouth before putting down her right hand, which was covered in saliva and bamboo leaf scraps. She rubbed it in the snow, then picked up the bamboo and walked into the yard.
Peach and Reunion: Nobody's speaking up for us? You tricked us out here, played with us, and then just dumped us here, and that's it?
Yes, that's it!
While they were still frozen in the snow, foolishly blowing in the cold wind outside, Lin Chunyi and Lin Lanshan had already returned to the inner courtyard, found stools, and sat on the steps to chop bamboo.
The two of them used a knife to cut the bottom section of the bamboo in half, then made four or eight cuts in a cross shape. Then they cut off all the bamboo nodes in the middle.
Lin Chunyi brushed the bamboo shavings off her legs, pointed to a pile of bamboo split into strips in the snow, and asked her sister:
"Is this much bamboo enough? What are you planning to do with it? Do you want to burn it?"
Lin Lanshan gestured to indicate the length, nodded in satisfaction, and replied, "Of course, just heat both ends, bend them up, and then tie them together with a rope, and it'll take shape."
She went back to her bedroom, brought out a small iron stove, put in charcoal, and started a fire.
The idea of making open boxes out of bamboo is wonderful, but reality is cruel.
The two looked at a charred bamboo strip on the ground, which had been broken in two places, and exchanged bewildered glances.
Lin Lanshan touched her nose and said awkwardly, "I thought I could bend it by just putting it on the fire for a few seconds, hahaha..."
"Can't you be a little more patient? Hold it higher and break it apart slowly. You just snap it in half with all your might. Even a spring can't withstand that!"
Knowing she couldn't be trusted, Lin Chunyi took another bamboo strip and held it above the stove to slowly roast it.
When the bamboo surface turns a slightly charred yellow, with moisture sizzling out and a faint bamboo aroma emanating from it, it's ready to be broken apart.
Be careful when bending it, bend it little by little, slowly...
"Crack!"
"..." Lin Chunyi stared blankly at the broken, serrated bamboo strip in her hand for a moment, then silently switched to the other side and continued roasting, trying to quietly let the mistake pass.
Will Lin Lanshan let go of this opportunity to mock her sister?
Absolutely not!
"Hahaha, you're one to talk! Look at the way you've made that argument, the two sides are practically as far apart as the ends of the earth!"