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Chapter 368 The Landlord's Foolish Son and His Poor Dog 1



Chapter 368 The Landlord's Foolish Son and His Poor Dog 1

818 looked at the text on the screen, then glanced at the ragged boss beside him, swallowed hard, and said with a stammer: "Boss, I have three pieces of news now. Which one do you want to hear first?"

Ji Bai glanced at the mountain that he couldn't get out of, frowned slightly, and said casually: [Whatever.]

818: [The first bad news is... we are lost. ]

Ji Bai's expression was calm: [Not blind.]

818: [The second bad news is....in this world, we are very poor.]

Ji Bai's expression remained unchanged: [Yes.]

It was the third piece of bad news. 818 took a look, pursed his lips, took a deep breath and said: [The third piece of bad news is... Brother Chu Xuan in this world... is a fool. ]

Ji Bai: ........

He tilted his head to look at it, and 818 quickly explained: [But don't worry, Boss. Brother Chu Xuan's stupidity is not the kind that makes him snotty and drooling. He...he is just a little...stupid with the intelligence of a five or six-year-old.]

Ji Bai withdrew his gaze and remained silent.

818 secretly observed him for a while, and after making sure that he would not beat him up, he said: [Then Boss... let me introduce the plot to you first? ]

Ji Bai: [Yes.]

..........

The world is still in a barbaric but also simple era.

It mainly tells the story of a time-traveling girl who confronts her barbaric relatives in this world, makes a lot of money in various ways, and finally makes a name for herself in this world.

The male protagonist is a member of the palace, but he was injured while being chased and hit his head, losing his memory. He was rescued by the female protagonist who picked him up from the river and brought him home.

The two of them started out with nothing but later went to the capital to develop their careers and became the richest people in the city. At the same time, their relationship also went from being unable to stand each other to being able to understand each other.

The finale is that the two get married and live happily together.

The story is old-fashioned but rich in content. However, because they touched the landlord's bottom line, both of them were beaten to death by the landlord's men, and the world collapsed.

And the landlord’s bottom line...is his stupid son—that is, Henry Chu in this world.

The landlord saw that the heroine made money and wanted to take all the money-making recipes for himself, so he began to trip her up in secret, using all kinds of means, but never thought of taking her life.

Because his silly son would be angry,

Before, he killed a chicken in front of his stupid son, and the stupid son refused to eat or drink for two days. He lay weakly on the bed, breathing out more than breathing in.

Later, the landlord swore in front of his stupid son that he would never kill any living things again, and then the stupid son started to eat.

The landlord had a son when he was old. Now he is over sixty years old and he only has this precious baby. So he spoils him to no limit. If he gets a small scratch on his child, he will feel sad for half a month.

But one day, when the heroine wanted to take revenge on the landlord who had been oppressing her, she accidentally pushed down her stupid son, and there happened to be a sharp stone where the stupid son fell, and just like that, the stupid son died.

When the landlord heard the news, he was blinded by hatred and brought Ulala and his men to the house of the hero and heroine. After beating them to death, they smashed everything in the house and burned the house and the people.

Because of the death of the male and female protagonists, the world collapsed.

........

After listening to the story, Ji Bai said:........

818 wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said, "Brother Chu Xuan is a good man. Even though he only has the intelligence of a five or six-year-old, he would not allow his father to kill people indiscriminately."

A flash of inspiration came to it, and it suddenly paused, opened its eyes wide and looked at the ragged boss beside it, and said: [So the Chu Xuan brother I found in the last world was missing a small piece of soul fragment, not the Chu Xuan brother in the last world, but the one missing in this world???]

[Is it because a small piece of soul fragment is missing that he only has the intelligence of a five or six year old? ]

The more 818 thought about it, the more likely it seemed. He flipped the screen in front of him twice, and when he saw the word "congenital dementia", his paw paused.

The previous confusion has been solved, and things are just as it thinks now.

Brother Chu Xuan in the previous world was fine and had no problems, but the one who is sick is Brother Chu Xuan in this world.

818 scratched his head: [What is Chu Xuan thinking? He would rather become a fool than leave a soul fragment on you. Don't you trust us? But we didn't say we wouldn't collect his soul. ]

[Brother Chu Xuan is very powerful. The soul fragments he placed on you cannot be solved without him. To put it nicely, he is accompanying us to collect his soul fragments. To put it bluntly, he is monitoring us.]

818 was unhappy and muttered to himself: "With this soul fragment, I don't dare to take a bath with the boss. If Brother Chu Xuan knew about it, the world would either have one more beautiful piece of meat paste or eight more ounces of cute fertilizer."

Ji Bai: .......

818: [There is also the original body. The original body has little to do with this story. It was from the poorest family in the village. His parents died when he was very young, and there was only a grandfather in the family.]

[I heard that mushrooms can be picked in the mountains recently. In order to improve the family's food, I went up the mountain to pick mushrooms, but I encountered a mysterious wall and couldn't get out of a small forest. ]

[As the sky got darker, the original body's grandfather came up to look for it, but he couldn't find it. Later, he alerted the whole village, and everyone looked together but couldn't find it. Half a month later, everyone finally found the original body.]

[The body was located three meters away from the path that the original grandfather had walked countless times.]

818: [And what’s strange is that when the original body’s body was found, it was already badly decomposed. However, the day before, the original body’s grandfather passed by on the path and didn’t smell any stench of corpse. But when he passed by the next day, he still smelled a strong odor and found the original body’s body.]

818 opened his mouth and was about to speak, but he saw the boss standing next to him suddenly raised his hand and grabbed something, and then a sharp, piercing voice rang out:

"Ahhh, sir, spare me!"

818 trembled all over, his little butt started to tremble, and he immediately flew into Ji Bai's arms, kicking his legs hard, calling out "Lord God" while diving into Ji Bai's arms: [Lord God! Boss! There's a ghost!!!]

Ji Bai holding the ghost:........

The ghost in his hand kept begging for mercy. Ji Bai lowered his eyes and watched for a while, then rubbed his fingertips boredly and crushed the ghost. A shrill cry pierced the sky, and 818's butt shook even more violently.

At this moment, a sound suddenly came from the depths of the woods.

"Mmmmm~~!! Where are you!?"


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