Quick Wear: The Crazy Host is the Paranoid's Treasure

Chapter 345: Criticizing the Gangster Boss and His Stupid Little Mermaid 25

The housekeeper didn't know what the young master had done, but he heard Master Li patiently correcting the young master over and over again and acknowledging him as his husband.

He just felt that he came at the wrong time.

After listening to Master Li say it several times, the housekeeper couldn't suppress his curiosity, so he secretly looked up and saw the young master's clean blue eyes looking straight at Master Li, pointing at him, and then said, "Husband."

Mr. Li nodded quickly.

The butler breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that the young master understands.

But before he could relax, he saw the young master suddenly pointed at him and said stupidly, "Husband."

housekeeper:.........

His body trembled for a moment. If there hadn't been a table to hold on to, he would have fallen to the ground.

When Master Li was about to explode, he quickly said, "Master Li, I...I'll come back later."

Having said that, he was about to run away from the spot.

"Go find some enlightening cartoons."

The butler paused for a moment, then turned around and immediately bent over and said, "Yes."

After the butler left, Li Rong looked with deep dark eyes at the stupid little mermaid who didn't take anything to heart and continued to rest her head on his chest. Finally, he sighed helplessly.

Originally, he planned to teach the little mermaid himself, but now it seems...

The little guy's IQ is even lower than he thought.

Ji Bai didn't know what was in his mind, otherwise he would have jumped up and twisted his head off.

He lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes hiding the emotions in his eyes, and rehearsed in his mind what might happen next. However, just as he began, he heard 818's voice, as if his parents had died:

[My boss~! ]

Ji Bai raised his eyelids and looked around quietly, and finally saw 818 kneeling beside him, crying with his face covered.

818 sobbed twice more, flew up and hugged his neck, and continued to howl: [Boss, it's okay! Just be stupid and I will be your boss from now on! I will protect you!!!]

Ji Bai: .......

He is still the same idiot 818, but his brain is a little yellower than before.

Ji Bai saw it was about to cry and howl, so he used his divine power to seal its mouth with his fingertips: [If you cry again, I will kill the Lord God.]

818 shut up. After a long while, when the divine power on its mouth dissipated, it spoke with some doubt: [Boss, are you stupid? ]

Ji Bai glanced at it indifferently.

818 looked away with some regret: [What a pity, I thought I could trick you into recognizing me as your boss.]

The veins at Ji Bai’s temples were throbbing.

818 didn't notice the danger coming, and flipped through the screen in front of him, saying: [Let me see which other worlds have stupid characters, let's go first...]

“duangduangduang——”

818 covered the three big bumps on his head and kept quiet.

Ji Bai: [If you want to die, just tell me your name. ]

818 freed one hand and tightly clamped his mouth.

Ji Bai looked at its body, then used his divine power to condense a hamster running wheel. He used another divine power to pinch 818's neck and threw him in.

He looked at the way 818 was forced to run hard, his eyes were faint, and he used his divine power to seal the surroundings so that it had no way to get out.

818 was forced to run hard. Before a minute had passed, he began to gasp in pain and sob: [Wuwuwu, Boss, I was wrong...]

Ji Bai glanced at the timer with only 32 seconds on it, was silent for a moment, then looked away and said calmly: [Run for ten minutes.]

818 ran while calling the Lord God, tears falling on the running wheels. He had never felt that ten minutes were so unbearable. It felt like ten lifetimes.

Ji Bai's gaze stayed on it for just a moment, then he looked away and continued to listen to the voice of the Lord God called by 818 in his mind.

[818 is still young, so it doesn’t matter if it makes some mistakes. After all, it is still a child and doesn’t know anything.]

Ji Bai ignored the Lord God who tried to say something nice.

Ever since the Lord's age was exposed by 818, his voice is no longer the same mature tone as before, but a mellow and hoarse young male voice.

The Lord God glanced at the data at hand, then looked at 818 who was crying and calling him, and said anxiously: [Well, if you don't punish it, I will tell you in the next world...what you saw me and Chu Xuan talking about when we were in the same room. ]

Ji Bai's fingers paused slightly.

Lord God: [That day, I knew you were coming. ]

Ji Bai's gaze fell on 818.

The Lord's voice was still beside his ears: [I know you hate me, but many things are not what you think.]

Ji Bai didn't say anything.

The Lord God was a little anxious, but the time was not ripe yet, and he could not reveal too much, otherwise many things would be overturned and started over again. His brain was spinning rapidly, and he asked: [Do you think Chu Xuan will hurt you? ]

Ji Bai subconsciously looked up at the person who was hugging him.

Li Rong noticed his gaze, lowered his eyes to meet his, then smiled gently at him.

Ji Bai paused slightly, and a kiss fell on the corner of his mouth before he came back to his senses.

"Are you sleepy?"

Li Rong's voice is very gentle. If you listen carefully, you will feel that it is somewhat similar to Henry Chu's original voice.

Ji Bai didn't say anything, just lowered his head.

Li Rong didn’t know what was going on, but he could feel that the little mermaid in his arms suddenly became unhappy.

He hugged him tightly, thinking that he understood the conversation between him and the housekeeper. After all, when he said "little stupid fish", he was smart enough not to say the same thing. So he coaxed him softly: "You are the smartest little mermaid in the world. We didn't say you are stupid."

Ji Bai: .......

Lord God: [Well, it might hurt you. ]

The Lord God opened his mouth and wanted to make a few excuses for Chu Xuan, but he saw that the running wheels that forced 818 to run stopped, and 818 on the running wheels flowed down like a puddle of muddy water, with its entire face facing the ground, and there was no movement for a long time.

He quickly looked at 818's physical data, and after making sure everything was normal, he slowly breathed a sigh of relief. He tilted his head to look at the silent Ji Bai, and said: [I will come to find you in the next world. ]

After saying that, he looked at 818 again, then stretched out his hand and imitated Ji Bai, condensing his divine power into the shape of a candy and stuffed it into the mouth of the almost dying 818.

818's ears moved, thinking that it was the candy that Ji Bai gave it. Before the joyful feeling came up, a bitter taste spread in its mouth.

It quickly got up and said "Pah! Pah! Pah!" several times, then looked up at Ji Bai and said, "Boss, why is the candy you gave me so unpalatable this time!"

Lord God:.............

Ji Bai did not intend to take the blame for the Lord God. Just as he was about to speak, he heard the Lord God say seriously: [If you admit that you fed it just now, I will answer another question for you in the next world.]