Chapter 209 Interstellar Wilderness Star Farmer 20
Chapter 209 Interstellar Wilderness Star Farmer 20
The live stream camera followed Ji Xiaosong to the vegetable garden, where a wave of green, filled with colorful fruits, surged across the screen.
"Holy crap, is this a botanical garden? There are eggplant trees growing next to lemon trees?!"
"Top right corner! The grapevines have twined around the bayberry tree and are bearing fruit!"
"I need a full view! Streamer, please turn the camera around!!!"
"Is that purple tomato, bigger than a fist, real?"
Ji Xiaosong silently turned on the full-screen camera so that she could see clearly from any angle.
She tiptoed to pick cucumbers, and when she found some tender ones, she picked them and started eating them right away.
"She ate it, she ate it, she ate it without even being tested?"
"My God! That's incredibly daring!"
"If I lived in a courtyard like this, I wouldn't care whether it was poisonous or not. Just looking at these things would make me feel peaceful and content."
After Ji Xiaosong finished eating a cucumber, she took out the testing device and showed it to everyone.
"Look, my detector shows that the cucumbers here have no toxins. I know this has never happened before in interstellar times, but it's okay, it will happen in the future."
She waved the two cucumbers in her hand. "Alright, now I'm going back to the kitchen to make cucumber salad. This dish is a common home-style dish on Ancient Blue Star. It's very easy to make, so let's all learn how to make it together."
At this moment, the comments section became much more unified:
"I'd like to learn, but I don't have any cucumbers."
"Exactly, these days you have to be on edge whenever you eat anything, afraid you'll die any second now. Does the host sell the produce from this vegetable garden? If so, I'd be willing to buy it."
"Upstairs, can you even afford it?"
"That's right. These days, even plants and animals with only a small amount of toxins can fetch astronomical prices on the main planet. How can ordinary people like us afford to eat these things?"
Upon seeing this comment, Ji Xiaosong smiled and said, "I see that many family members want to buy the fruits and vegetables from my garden. Don't worry, I will put some of the ingredients on the market tomorrow. The prices won't be too expensive, and ordinary people can afford them. However, there is one thing: my products are subject to purchase limits. Each person can only buy their own amount. If you exceed that, I will not sell any more."
When people heard that Ji Xiaosong would be selling these things, the screen was instantly flooded with comments.
"I want the cucumber in your hand!"
"Cucumber Assassin, retreat! Leave me two as family heirlooms!!"
"The interstellar humans are overjoyed! Finally, they don't need to drink nutrient solutions to stay alive!!"
"Shocking! A streamer is openly selling 'fairy elixir' on their live stream!!!"
"Is this melon guaranteed to be ripe? If it is, I'll sell my dad's hovercar and rob it."
"Sisters, type 'tears' in the chat, for the delicious food of Ancient Blue Star!"
"Detector out of service warning! We suggest the streamer establish an interstellar food safety bureau."
"Is it too late to inherit the vegetable garden if I change my name to that of a livestreamer?"
"I just tried slapping the air like I was slapping a cucumber, and my roommate asked me why I was crying so sweetly."
"Report! We've discovered the secret to wealth! Anyone want to team up and steal some crops?"
"Have you considered starting an immersive mukbang stream? I could immerse myself in ASMR for three days and three nights."
"Location: Junk Planet. Can I trade a discarded mecha for a cucumber tendril?"
"My mom asked me why I was kneeling and licking the screen. The crisp sound made my head spin."
"I suggest turning on the Starship Shield when uploading links, I'm afraid it will overwhelm the live stream."
Tears welled up; it turns out that the "freedom to eat fruits and vegetables" in ancient books was not a myth.
"This person, allergic to toxins, applies to be a gardener! I come with built-in photosynthesis skills!"
"Who understands, family members? The way she peels cucumbers looks like she's wielding a holy sword."
"Attention everyone! A tomato has come to life at the three o'clock position!"
"I just calculated the astrological calendar, and it turns out I was reincarnated 500 years too early, sob sob sob."
"The biggest scam of the century: the anchor said it was just an 'ordinary' vegetable garden."
"I've set ten alarms; I'm going to sleep in my StarNet shopping cart tonight!"
"With the hand speed of someone who's been single for twenty years, I'm ready to take on the challenge! Don't even think about taking it from me!"
"I suggest buying insurance for cucumbers before listing them on the shelves, as they are part of interstellar cultural heritage."
"Now I understand why the ancient blue aliens wrote 'The Peach Blossom Spring'."
The comments on the screen kept scrolling, but Ji Xiaosong stopped watching.
She went into the kitchen, and after making the cucumber salad, the braised pork was ready to eat as well.
Previously it was just overripe, but now it's bursting with fragrance and melts in your mouth.
A plate of braised pork and a plate of smashed cucumber were served, along with a bowl of white rice. Slurp...
The camera pans overhead onto a celadon plate: the amber-colored braised pork trembles, oozing caramel color, while the emerald-like cucumber salad is still covered with ice crystals.
Ji Xiaosong picked up a piece of meat and spun it 360° in front of the camera.
"Family members, this is made by simmering sugar using an ancient method for a long time..."
Before he could finish speaking, the meat juices suddenly dripped onto the rice.
【Banmu】
"Is this meat filtered with a soft-focus lens?!"
"Report! The streamer is using liquid gold to impersonate meat gravy!!"
"The phantom limb is responding! My electronic tongue is twitching!!"
"I just poured the nutrient solution into the toilet. From today onwards, my stomach will only recognize Boss Ji!"
"Please show us a close-up of the rice! Why does it have a pearly sheen?!"
Ji Xiaosong scooped up some rice grains soaked in meat juice and continued, "The lychees that Yang Guifei ate, as recorded in ancient books, were probably about this translucent."
Suddenly she stuffed the whole thing into her mouth and squinted her eyes.
【Banmu】
"That squinty-eyed girl! She's launching a delicious light wave attack!!"
"ASMR nuclear bomb! Three thousand fireworks exploded inside my head!"
"While receiving intravenous nutrition at the hospital, my heart rate suddenly spiked to 120, and I was rushed to the emergency room."
"We urge the Ancient Culture Conservation Agency to come immediately! This is a live mukbang show featuring intangible cultural heritage!"
"Has anyone noticed that the streamer's chopsticks are made of purple sandalwood inlaid with mother-of-pearl?"
The live stream camera zoomed in on the frost-covered texture of the cucumber's cross-section, and Ji Xiaosong suddenly picked up the plate and brought it close to the microphone.
【Banmu】
"That crisp sound! It's the sound of ice shattering in the Milky Way!!"
"The cucumber assassin is stabbing my eardrums!"
"Voice control perk! It's already set as my starship wake-up call."
"I just stuck the detector into the screen, and it shows that my happiness level is too high."
"Is water damage to a computer caused by licking the screen considered a work-related injury?"
Ji Xiaosong then dipped a cucumber in the meat sauce and said, "The ancient Blue Star people call this a carb bomb."
She took a bite, and it made a crunching sound like the pastry breaking apart.
【Banmu】
"The food tasting event instantly turned into a frenzy!"
"My stomach is screaming! I'm requesting access to the taste-sharing system!"
"A newly awakened plant-based psychic says that the cucumber is crying for help."
"The streamer's cheeks puffed out like a hamster's!"
"Who is secretly setting off tear gas? This scene reminds me of my grandma's apron."
Ji Xiaosong raised the white jade bowl that was halfway up the stove and laughed, "Actually, the best part is the crispy rice at the bottom of the pot when cooking over a wood fire."
Golden steam rose as she broke open the browned rice crust.
【Banmu】
"Is this steam effect a phoenix rising from the ashes?!"
"The cracks in the rice crust look like a star map!"
"I'm eating synthetic bread on the main planet and I've cried so much that I've soaked three filter papers."
"Please activate holographic empathy! I'd trade ten years of my ex's lifespan for a single breath!"
Suddenly, a ding-dong sound came from the smart home system, and a holographic announcement popped up: the first batch of fruits and vegetables will be available for reservation in three minutes.
Ji Xiaosong licked her fingertips and chuckled, "My darlings, click the lucky bag in the bottom right corner now, and ten lucky winners will receive fresh cucumbers!"
【Banmu】
"The way I frantically clicked the screen was just like a gambling addict on ancient Earth."
“The boss is awesome!”
(Colorful, dazzling text floods the screen.)
"If I don't get a spot, I'll just drive my mech to the entrance of the vegetable garden and sleep on the ground."
"I suggest listing the vegetable garden as an interstellar wonder, and I'll pay double the entrance fee."
"Attention everyone! A rainbow has appeared behind the streamer! It's magical energy from what he's eating!"
At this moment, there were indeed water droplets refracting rainbow light at the edges of the image.
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