Chapter 209 Ghost Realm
Chapter 209 Ghost Realm
Without the ghost ladies' chattering in his ears, Ling calmed down and circulated the blood flame flower in his palm to heal his wounds.
Ling really doesn't know what love between men and women feels like? Why does it attract so many people to lose themselves because of this love?
But if you have zero firmness and the relationship makes you feel uncomfortable, you should end it instead of continuing to be entangled.
Love should make each other feel happy, comfortable and blessed, rather than uneasy, irritable, uncomfortable and disgusting.
Several ghost ladies kept asking Ling why he didn't love Xuan Yi, but Ling just found it funny.
Why does she love Xuan Yi?
Ling didn't feel any love from Xuan Yi at all, not to mention that Xuan Yi slapped him twice.
Those two palm strikes were enough to make Ling want to kill Xuan Yi several times.
Ling doesn't believe any nonsense, such as that people hurt others because they don't know how to love.
Some people will take the initiative to give food to stray cats and dogs on the roadside, while some people will kick the cats and dogs on the roadside no matter how cute they are.
Ling just sat there quietly meditating to heal his wounds, and this meditation lasted for three days.
During these three days, Xuan Yi did not appear again. Perhaps the ghost ladies were frightened by their own ghost-exorcising talismans and did not appear again.
Three days later, Zero's injuries were completely healed.
The courtyard wall that was knocked down by Ling had been repaired at some point.
Perhaps because the ghostly aura outside was too strong, the sky above the courtyard was still bright, while the sky outside the courtyard was foggy.
Ling stood in front of the gate of the courtyard and hesitated for a while. Finally, he reached out and pushed the door open.
The moment the gate opened, a bone-chilling ghostly aura rushed towards Ling.
However, these evil spirits did not reach Zero, but stopped one meter away from Zero, as if they had encountered something scary and did not dare to approach.
Outside the courtyard gate was a foggy scene, making it hard to see clearly, but one could vaguely hear some human voices through the foggy scene.
It seemed that the vendors were promoting their wares.
It also seemed like someone was looking for his eyes and head.
It seemed like someone else said that his arm had fallen off and asked for help to pick it up.
Ling blinked and looked at the fog outside. Finally, he raised his leg and walked into the fog without hesitation.
The moment I walked out of the gate, the scene in front of me changed.
The original fog is now...
Uh, a group of ghosts dancing.
The wide streets before me, the shops with open doors, and the vendors hawking their wares were no different from the streets in the mortal world.
If there are red lanterns hanging in front of the store instead of white lanterns.
If the shops and vendors sold normal things instead of candles, paper money, and strange talismans for calling forth ghosts or nourishing souls, it would be more like a mortal street.
Of course, the most important thing is that the people wandering on this street are people, not ghosts with missing limbs.
"Hey, hey, hey, fellow Taoist, please stop. You are stepping on my flesh."
An exasperated voice sounded behind Zero.
Ling was stunned for a moment and looked down at his feet.
Uh, there really is a piece of meat.
Zero silently moved his feet away and turned to look at the...ghost behind him.
Behind Ling, a male ghost who looked quite handsome but had extremely pale skin, picked up the piece of meat that Ling had just stepped on with a look of heartache, patted it, and then put it back on his chest.
Unfortunately, it was not stuck firmly and the piece of meat fell off by itself.
The male ghost picked up the piece of meat and put it back, but before he took two steps, the piece of meat fell off again.
The male ghost picked up the piece of meat again and stuck it back.
The next second, a series of clicking sounds were heard.
This time, not only that piece of flesh fell off, but the flesh on the entire body of the male ghost began to fall off.
After a while, the male ghost's entire body turned into pieces of meat and fell to the ground. The male ghost's ghost was floating in the same place in a daze.
Zero: (?⊿?)?
"Fuck! Liu Laosan, you're selling fake goods!"
A ghost roar was heard, and the flesh-losing ghost in front of him floated to a male ghost who was selling things on the street not far away with an angry look on his face.
"Liu Laosan, you bastard, how dare you play tricks on me! I promised to give me a perfect body, look at that pile of flesh, perfect, perfect, bastard! What kind of rubbish is this?!!"
The male ghost named Liu Laosan glanced at the pile of meat not far away. There was no panic on his face. He said calmly:
"Roar, roar, roar, what are you yelling about? Can yelling so loudly solve the problem? Wu Jie, how many times have I told you not to rush when encountering problems? Stay calm."
The flesh-losing ghost Wu Jie widened his eyes and looked at Liu Laosan in disbelief.
"No, Liu Laosan, you sell fakes and I bought them. Now you, the seller, want me, the buyer, to stay calm. Are you crazy? Shouldn't you be thinking about how to compensate me? Stay calm? Stay calm!"
Compared to Wu Jie's anger, Liu Laosan remained very calm.
"Hey, that's not what you said. What I sell is my freedom. And what you buy is also your freedom. If you want to buy my things, I can't stop you, right? After you buy it, it's yours. How you use it and what effect it has after use are not my control. This is a one-time deal, and there is no after-sales service. The money and goods are settled, and no one owes anyone anything."
As he spoke, Liu Laosan raised his sign in front of Wu Jie, and pointed to the three words "Selling Flesh" on the sign and the line of small words below.
(We sell human bodies. The quality of the human bodies varies. It is difficult to distinguish the real from the fake. Please buy with caution. Our store only does one-time transactions and does not provide after-sales service. If you unfortunately buy a fake, I am very sorry. You can only blame yourself for your bad luck. It has nothing to do with our store.)
After seeing the line of small words clearly, Wu Jie was dumbfounded.
No, aren’t people selling fake goods so confidently these days?
"Wu Jie, I have written it clearly here. I have flesh bodies of good quality and poor quality, real and fake. You are unlucky enough to buy a fake one, but you can't blame me, right? After all, I have written it clearly. It is your bad luck. Who can you blame for your bad luck? Even if you report this to the government, it will not be my fault. So, Xiao Wu, calm down, calm down."
Wu Jie:ψ(*`ー′)ψ
Calm down, Bubble Teapot, Wu Jie just overturned the table.
Damn it, those who sell fake goods dare to be so confident, fuck him!
Liu Laosan was no pushover for selling fake goods so confidently, so the two male ghosts started fighting in the street.
Not far from the fake goods stall, Zero appeared calm on the surface, but inside he was filled with thoughts of “oh wow!”
Look at the pile of meat at your feet, and then look at the two male ghosts who are fighting over there and then cutting off their own arms and legs to use as weapons.
The residents of the ghost world are really too bold and unrestrained. Ling feels that he also needs to calm down.
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