Chapter 236 Smiling tiger, military order!
Chapter 236 Smiling tiger, military order!
"Comrades, welcome to the teaching team!"
After a simple 10-kilometer warm-up, the major officer who had been seen at the dormitory door walked to the front of the team.
Compared to the other district captains who all had serious faces, the captain of the teaching team looked inexplicably kind.
There was always a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and he didn't look at all serious as an instructor should be.
"I believe you must have known something about this place before you came here. Your squad leader, deputy squad leader, and veterans in the company have also told you about the situation of the training team.
I can now tell you with certainty that your squad leader is right, this is the Devil's Training Camp!"
"My name is Wan Peng, and I'm your captain."
After saying that, he pointed to a well-mannered major next to him and continued, "This is your instructor."
"Hello, comrades. My name is Shi Yi. If you have any problems in life, you can come to me at any time. As long as it does not violate the principles, I can help you.
Of course, I won’t lend you any money. I have two children to support at home, so I really don’t have any money to lend to you…”
The instructor always had a smile on his face and even made a joke while speaking, which made everyone smile.
Jiang Chen didn't know what other people were thinking, but when he looked at the two majors in front of the team who were smiling and acting surprisingly kind, he felt very uneasy.
As we all know, in most cases, the military commanders and instructors in the army cannot all be good guys. There must always be someone who plays the good guy and the bad guy.
The current situation is obviously somewhat unreasonable.
Let’s not talk about the instructor who has the same name as a character in an online novel in his previous life.
It's normal for an instructor to be kind, but it's a little strange that Wan Peng, as the team leader, is also so kind.
It’s not that Jiang Chen is suspicious, it’s mainly because he always feels that in a place like the army, it is impossible for there to be a harmless military commander.
Not to mention, this is the teaching team known as the Devil's Training Camp, and he also heard that the captain seemed to have retired from the special forces...
What is that place, Special Forces?
Although, they haven't had the chance to meet each other yet, but according to Li Gang's description and the various movies, TV shows and novels he has watched in his previous life, there are absolutely no harmless "good guys" in the special forces!
The captain in front of him looked more like a smiling tiger with a dagger hidden in his heart.
When he laughs, he is very bright. When he trains people, he can drive people crazy!
When Jiang Chen was lost in thought, the instructor had finished introducing himself. Captain Wan Peng took over the conversation again and said, "Today is the first day of training. You have been in the car for the whole morning and you are tired. I will not embarrass you.
I will briefly talk about your main training tasks in the teaching team in the next few months, and then you can go back and rest.
In the evening, I asked the kitchen staff to arrange a welcome dinner for you.
Everyone, eat well and sleep well, and then we'll start formal training tomorrow!"
When the soldiers heard the captain say there would be a snack in the evening, their eyes immediately lit up.
Although, they had just had a snack before setting out, who would complain about having too little snack?
If they could, they would like to have extra meals every day...
Only Jiang Chen and a few other veterans who were more sensitive felt uneasy the more kind and approachable the captain acted.
The few people didn't have to wait long, and soon, their worries came true.
"You are all soldiers, the backbone of various units. It is inevitable that you will feel a little uncomfortable just standing there, and it will also undermine your status as elites/backbone.
Let me think about it...
Now, everyone listen up and get ready to do push-ups on the spot!
I will talk while you do it. I will try to finish as quickly as possible so that everyone can go back and rest after I finish. "
Hearing these familiar words, Jiang Chen paused while doing push-ups.
The uneasiness in his heart became more and more serious. Could it be that it was really like what he thought...
However, according to Murphy's Law, the less you want something to happen, the greater the probability of it happening.
"You are participating in a training camp for commanding non-commissioned officers and key personnel. There are many and diverse things to learn, so I hope you will be mentally prepared in advance.
However, you can rest assured that as your team leader, I will do my best to lighten your burden and ensure that every student who comes to participate in the training can come and leave smoothly.
Let me first tell you about your training content for the next week.
In addition to the necessary military training, everyone must also study the regulations and become familiar with the military's various rules, regulations, and disciplinary requirements.
There’s an old saying…
Do unto others, do not impose on others!
If you don't even follow the rules yourselves, how can you ask your soldiers to follow the rules when you become a squad leader?
You are all elite backbones from various companies, and I believe you are familiar with the rules and regulations.
So, can anyone tell me the content of Article 68, Section 2, Chapter 6 of the Internal Affairs Regulations? "
Fang Peng said he was asking, but it was actually completely different.
He walked up to a soldier with his hands behind his back, stood still, stared at the soldier and said with a smile: "Comrade, can you help me agree to this?"
The man who was being questioned paused subconsciously, and just as he was about to respond, he heard the captain say again: "Did I ask you to stop?"
After saying this, he did not look at the soldiers lying on the ground, but turned to look at their district captain.
"Whose soldiers are these? Weren't they told about the rules of the training team when they entered the camp?"
"Captain, I didn't do my job well. I'll deal with it immediately!"
A black-faced sergeant hurried over, saluted and said something to Wan Peng, then stared at the soldier fiercely and said, "Did you forget what I told you before? Carry out every order without compromise. Don't you understand what people say?!"
Before the soldier could speak, Captain Wan Peng smiled and waved his hand, saying, "Okay, don't be so harsh on the new comrades. It's like our training team is some kind of hell on earth."
After saying that, the captain looked down at the soldier, raised his lips slightly, and said in a friendly tone: "Since this is your first offense and today is the first day of training, forget about the punishment.
After the speech, stand at attention for two hours. Don’t eat lunch. There are some leftover steamed buns in the kitchen. It’s a good time to clean up for us.”
Wow~
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone present couldn't help but shudder.
Some people even subconsciously wanted to reach out and pick their ears, thinking that they had heard it wrong.
What the hell?
Did I hear correctly? Just like that, not only did my lunch turn into leftover steamed buns, but I also had to stand at attention for another two hours?!
When they looked up again, everyone's eyes changed when they looked at the captain.
This guy is not a good guy at all, he is clearly a smiling tiger in sheep's clothing!
This was not the end. Before the unfortunate soldier could recover from what had just happened, he heard their district captain continue to yell: "Didn't you hear the captain's order just now?
What is Article 68 of Section 2 of Chapter 6 of the Internal Affairs Regulations? Recite it now. If you miss a word, you will have to wait ten minutes longer for your military posture. If you can’t recite it, the remaining steamed buns will be eaten by you!”
Startled by the sudden roar in his ears, the soldier came to his senses and his stagnant brain started working again, not daring to pause for a moment.
Fortunately, this question is not too difficult and is content that is often used in daily life. Before coming, due to the reminders of the veterans in the class, most people have specifically reviewed the regulations.
Although I had some difficulties when reciting it, at least the general content was correct.
"Report, Article 68, Section 2, Chapter 6 of the Internal Affairs Regulations, when wearing summer training uniforms, the first button of the shirt is usually not buttoned, and the sleeves can be rolled up.
Before putting on, first roll up the sleeves to the armpit seam, then roll up the part outside the cuffs to the cuff seam, then turn the cuffs down to cover the rolled part, fasten the buttons, and expose the camouflage pattern or the front of the cuffs..."
The content is actually very simple, but it is a bit difficult to pronounce.
From this point, it can be seen that this question is most likely the result of careful selection by the Smiling Tiger Captain in front of him.
"Good answer."
Wan Peng just nodded slightly and continued with the previous topic.
However, at this moment, a muffled sound suddenly came from outside the dormitory building not far away. The sound was very light, not like the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.
Perhaps because he had stayed in the reconnaissance company for too long, Jiang Chen was very sensitive to the sounds around him. He subconsciously turned his head and saw a bed sheet flying out from the back window of the dormitory building.
"..."
Jiang Chen was not the only one who noticed this situation. Many soldiers also noticed the movement in the dormitory building.
The person who lost the things had not left yet and was just standing at the window watching them.
When they saw clearly where that person was standing, everyone couldn't help but feel a jolt in their hearts.
Yes, the place where the non-commissioned officer was standing was exactly at the back window of their dormitory.
Although Jiang Chen couldn't see the faces of the people clearly, he thought they certainly didn't look good.
And this was just the beginning. As time went on, more and more bedding was thrown out of the window.
Soon, the grass behind the dormitory building was covered tightly with grass.
Not only behind the dormitory building, but also in the open space in front, all kinds of bedding and quilts were scattered all over the ground mixed with clothes and luggage.
The captain's speech was still going on, but they had to do push-ups while praying that their quilts would not be thrown down.
More importantly, this smiling tiger captain not only talked, but also asked questions.
There is no pattern, just talk as you walk, and whoever you stop in front of is unlucky.
This made everyone nervous, fearing that a pair of combat boots would suddenly appear in front of them.
"Please tell me about Article 5 of the General Principles of the Queue, Queue Discipline."
Suddenly, a pair of combat boots appeared in front of Jiang Chen, and the voice of the perverted captain came from above his head.
With the lesson learned from the man just now, Jiang Chen didn't dare to stop doing push-ups.
According to his mental rehearsal, he answered calmly while doing push-ups: "Report, Article 5 of the General Principles of the Formation Regulations on Formation Discipline: 1. Resolutely execute orders and ensure that they are obeyed; 2. Maintain a correct posture, a strict military appearance, be in high spirits, and be serious and conscientious..."
With the help of the dream space and the memory left by the original owner and strengthened for unknown reasons, Jiang Chen gave the answer very easily.
"good."
Seeing the combat boots disappear in front of him, Jiang Chen breathed a sigh of relief, but he did not dare to stop the movement of his hands.
The random inquiries regarding regulations did not last long.
Some people answered it, while others couldn't.
Those who failed to answer the question not only had their lunch replaced with leftover steamed buns, but also had to copy the rules and regulations and hand them in to their respective district captains before the wake-up call the next morning.
Don't think that copying the rules and regulations is easy. If you knew how thick this thing is, you wouldn't think so.
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"That's about it for the first week of training. Everyone go back and make preparations in advance. Tomorrow, we'll officially start training!"
An hour later, when Jiang Chen felt that his arms were about to be broken, the perverted captain finally stopped his long speech.
To be honest, after being in the army for so long, this is the first time that Jiang Chen has met such a talkative leader.
Before in the 228th Regiment, no matter whether it was the battalion commander, the chief of staff, or the regiment commander and political commissar, their speeches would never exceed ten minutes each time.
But when he came to the teaching team, Jiang Chen felt like he was back in school for the first time in a long time.
It’s so fucking cool!
I don't know where he gets so much to say.
Something that could have been explained in five minutes took an hour.
Watching the perverted captain leave, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
They never want to see this smiling tiger captain again in their life.
However, although the perverted captain was gone, their suffering was far from over.
Next, everyone was taken back to the dormitory building. Looking at the bedding scattered all over the floor, the instructor who had been silent all the time walked to the front of the team and said sternly, "I really don't know how your old company led the soldiers!
They all said nice things before coming, claiming to be elite, backbone, or the prospective squad leader/deputy squad leader.
So, future monitors/deputy monitors, you can't even do the most basic housework?!"
"Yan Weihua!" the instructor turned around and shouted.
"To!"
"Go, find our teaching team's propaganda officer and ask him to take a picture of this pile of garbage. I want to ask your company commander, instructor, battalion commander, and instructor if this is how they usually teach you to do housework!"
"If it is, then I have nothing to say. This is your company's own business, but if it is not!"
With a sharp gaze sweeping across everyone's faces, Shi Yi said in a serious tone: "Then I have to think about whether I have not done something well enough to make you have any opinions about me as an instructor.
Otherwise, why did you do well in the old company but fail in the training team? "
As soon as these words were spoken, many people's faces changed.
If this matter really gets back to my company and is known by my company commander and instructor, the consequences will be...
Just thinking about it makes people shudder.
Including Jiang Chen, everyone couldn't help but shiver!
"report!"
Under the tremendous pressure from the instructor, someone finally couldn't sit still anymore.
"Tell me!" Shi Yi glanced at him and said lightly.
"Report to the instructor, this is our own problem. We didn't do it well. It has nothing to do with you or our troops!"
Jiang Chen was not unfamiliar with the person who raised his hand. He was the former monitor of the class next door.
Putting aside other things, Jiang Chen felt that he was qualified to be the squad leader just because he dared to stand up and admit his mistakes.
Hearing his words, Shi Yi's expression relaxed a little, and his tone was no longer as serious as before.
"Which class are you in?"
"Report, Squad One, Team One!"
"Okay, I'll give you half an hour. I'll come back to check after half an hour. If..."
Before Shi Yi finished speaking, the soldier took the initiative to speak and signed a military order.
"If, after half an hour, I cannot satisfy you, I will voluntarily withdraw from this training camp!"
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