Chapter 964 - 966: I Insult Your Old Man, and You Don't Even Get Angry?
Chapter 964 - 966: I Insult Your Old Man, and You Don't Even Get Angry?
No one here is stupid. Everyone invited to witness this duel is someone of great influence in society—bigwigs who can shake their respective fields with a mere stomp.Thus, everyone is smart enough to discern from the tone of Nangong Feng and Situ Huaqiang that the nephew Nangong Feng mentioned would never be Situ Hao. If it's not Situ Hao, who else could it be?
It has to be Yun Hao, who still hasn't shown up!
For a moment, everyone became curious about Yun Hao, eager to see if this person who attracted so many bigwigs possesses three heads and six arms.
"Is Yun Hao coming or not?" Situ Hao stood up. What's the time now? This guy sure knows how to keep people waiting!
Yet, no one answered his question, and the scene instantly grew silent!
The fear of the air suddenly becoming quiet probably describes this scenario!
Seeing no one answer him, Situ Hao felt a bit awkward and immediately pointed at Tank, saying, "Hey, big guy, aren't you close with Yun Hao? Is he coming or not?"
"He'll come, Haozi will definitely come!" Tank pretended to be taken aback, glanced around, then placed his hands at his mouth as if about to nibble his fingers in excitement, nodding repeatedly!
Oh wow!
Seeing Tank like this, everyone couldn't help but retch a bit. Damn it, dude, can you stop being cute?
Moreover, you're so rugged; acting cute like this, aren't you afraid someone might beat you up?
"So when is he coming?" Situ Hao was nearly nauseated by Tank, questioning him once again while pointing.
"How would I know? You sent him the battle invitation, why don't you call him and ask?" Tank irresponsibly shrugged, then took out his phone and started playing poker.
If I had his number, would I be asking you?
At that moment, Situ Hao was on the verge of meltdown!
"My boss just called me, says to wait three more minutes, stuck in traffic, he'll be here soon!"
Just when Situ Hao and the Situ family were about to explode, Xuan Yi leisurely stood up, said a sentence to Situ Hao, then sat back down!
Traffic jam?
Oh my gosh!
Couldn't you have left earlier? Did you have to leave so late?
Do you realize so many bigwigs are waiting for you here?
Three minutes passed, and Yun Hao still hadn't arrived!
Automatically, everyone's gaze shifted to Xuan Yi, who had stood up earlier!
"My boss is using the restroom, should be done soon!"
"My boss said this place is too hard to find, looks like he might get lost!"
"My boss is lining up to buy roast duck, said after driving all day he's a bit hungry, needs a duck before fighting you!"
"My boss said a new tea shop opened nearby, he's in line there; after the duck, he wants a tea to cleanse his palate!"
...
With Xuan Yi continuously getting up and down, time flew by, and another hour passed. Everyone was growing increasingly dissatisfied with his endless excuses!
Every time Xuan Yi stood up, there was an impulse to rush over and beat him up!
"Do you think Asura's just too scared to come?" Black Tortoise whispered to White Tiger beside him.
However, as soon as those words fell, he felt several dagger-like glances sweeping over him, prompting him to lower his head quickly, pretending nothing happened!
Seeing Black Tortoise shrink back, Bai Qingcheng, Gao Shengnan, and Tang Rou withdrew their murderous gazes!
"Yun Hao, can you get here already? If you don't come soon, I'll think you're chickening out!" Situ Hao stood in the ring's center, shouting loudly to the surroundings!
"What's with all the shouting? I'm just buying some snacks, barely two minutes late won't kill anyone!" Suddenly, while everyone ignored him, a young man walked in from the entrance!
Everyone turned to look; it was a young man with stinky tofu in one hand and a cold drink in the other, strolling inside!
Who else could this be if not Yun Hao?
Seeing Yun Hao like this, everyone shook their heads wordlessly. It seems this duel will end quickly; this guy couldn't possibly be Situ Hao's match!
Let's not mention the contrasting vibes between the two—a domineering arrogance from one, projecting an unseen aura of strength that commands respect!
The other, in terms of attire...
Oh my, he actually came in a vest; dude, why don't you swap those dress shoes for flip-flops too?
This attitude already seems defeated!
Most importantly, during such an important battle, this guy actually went to buy stinky tofu and a cold drink—is he afraid of dying hungry?
At this moment, nobody held any hope for Yun Hao, puzzled how such a sloppy person managed to connect with so many bigwigs. Could there really be a blood relation?
"You're finally here; hurry up and fight!" Situ Hao wasn't like the others; he had seen Yun Hao's strength before. Though it had been a long time, back then Yun Hao's victory was likely due to some trickery, yet regardless, he considered Yun Hao a worthy opponent!
"No rush, no rush, I'm not done with my stinky tofu yet. Why the hurry? Afraid you won't catch the last bus to the Underworld tonight?"
Contrasting with Situ Hao's impatience, Yun Hao was relaxed, casually eating stinky tofu while taunting Situ Hao across the ring!
Goodness, where did this oddball come from? Is he really the one to duel this genius Situ Hao?
Afraid not to catch the last bus to the Underworld!
Such words are indeed...boldly sharp!
"Hmph, still so smooth-talking; I'll be generous today, give you two minutes. After two minutes, I'll take your life!" Situ Hao snorted coldly; having fought Yun Hao once before, he knew Yun Hao's mouth capabilities, hence remained calm, hands behind his back, silently watching Yun Hao!
"Oh dear, not angry anymore? Even if I curse your father, you won't get mad?" Yun Hao amusingly eyed Situ Hao, then shoved the remaining stinky tofu into his mouth, took two sips of his drink, casually placing it aside!
"Alright then, come, young lord here will personally send you on the last bus to the Underworld!" Yun Hao clapped his hands, stepping onto the ring from the side stairs!
The... transition was so abrupt, what the heck?
Watching Yun Hao's serious demeanor now, everyone couldn't reconcile it with the carefree guy munching on stinky tofu moments ago!
bullyxtreme