Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 239: What a fierce fight!

A colorful ball was floating in the sky behind the school auditorium, and underneath the ball was a simple basket.

If there is a modern person, he will definitely say it as a matter of course: "Hot air balloon."

Unfortunately, this is not the modern era, this is Daqian.

Xu Jinyu stood under the hot air balloon, grabbed Emperor Xuan's belt, and looked at him threateningly: "Where are you going? I have a speech at the beginning of the school year, why are you joining in the fun? This is my school, come back."

The two prime ministers on the left and right were no less enthusiastic, each hugging Emperor Xuan's thighs, tears streaming down their cheeks: "Your Majesty! Take care of your body! Lord Xu said this is dangerous, you may fall at any time, or even float away. For the sake of Daqian, you cannot take risks!"

Many civil and military officials nodded in agreement and said in unison: "Your Majesty! Take care of yourself!"

Emperor Xuan's face was filled with rage. He pointed at Wuyang and Changle standing in the basket and shouted, "Danger! Danger! Xu Jinyu will let them go up."

Princess Changle and Princess Wuyang were frightened by Emperor Xuan's roar, but Changle still summoned up the courage to shout to her brother, "Brother, I am not afraid of death!"

Emperor Xuan's nose was almost smoking, with puffs of white air gushing out of his nostrils: "You, a little girl, are not afraid of death, so I, a man, certainly am not afraid of death either."

And Xu Jinyu is so afraid of death that she would go up if there is anything dangerous.

Danger! It's a lie!

Besides, how could Emperor Xuan miss this first opportunity to go to heaven?

Think about the historical records of later generations.

"On the 16th day of the first lunar month, the emperor ascended to heaven, and he was the first person."

Emperor Xuan was very happy. Ever since Xu Jinyu taught everyone how to leave their names for generations, Emperor Xuan had carefully thought about how to become even more famous.

This first heavenly fame will surely be remembered by future generations.

Emperor Xuan walked forward unwaveringly, dragging three people with him.

"Your Majesty, your health is related to the stability of Daqian. If something happens to you, how can the crown prince alone withstand the pressure from Da Yue and Da Wu?" The left prime minister said with great sorrow.

[That's right! That's right! If you get hurt, I can't afford to pay. As a young man, the crown prince can't play with the emperors of the other two countries. If he's not careful, Daqian might be played by the crown prince.]

[If Daqian is to be destroyed, my hard work this year will be in vain. ]

Xu Jinyu's voice calmed Emperor Xuan down a bit. He really couldn't afford to get into trouble. The crown prince was still young and couldn't defeat the old fox in the court.

Seeing that Emperor Xuan had no intention of moving forward, the left prime minister quickly stood up and said in a dignified manner: "Your Majesty, as the left prime minister, I will go in your place. I am an old man and I am not afraid of sacrifice. I will definitely take your majesty's place to see the scenery in the sky."

Oh····

The civil and military officials could not help but curse: Despicable! We thought he was so considerate of His Majesty, but it turns out he wanted to take the throne himself.

Emperor Xuan couldn't help but grit his teeth. This old guy's brain was really quick.

"Your Majesty, I am young and strong, and I still have some kung fu skills. If anything happens, I can protect the three princesses." Jiang Hai, the right vice minister of the Ministry of War, showed Emperor Xuan his arms, which were thicker than the thighs of most people.

"Your Majesty, I dare to say that I am the most talented writer in the Hanlin Academy. If you let me go up, I will definitely write an article that will shock the world." The top scholar of the previous session stood up.

Officials of the Hanlin Academy: Bah! Everyone in the Hanlin Academy is a top scholar or a third scholar, and they are also the most talented writers in the Hanlin Academy.

"Your Majesty, so can we!"

Blocked under the hot air balloon, facing the hungry Xu Jinyu, she was so anxious that she jumped up and down.

[Mine! Mine! What are you fighting over! Did I agree? ]

The officials came back to their senses and wondered why they forgot to ask the real master for help.

"Lord Xu..."

"Lord Xu..."

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Emperor Xuan coughed lightly and looked at the ministers scrambling for the throne, and he decided not to go up.

"Just have a fight, and whoever wins will go up."

[That’s a good idea. My hot air balloon can only hold one more person.]

Hearing this, Jiang Hai raised his arm, and the officials in front of him fell down.

"mean!"

"Sneak attack!"

There was a lot of curses.

Jiang Hai didn't care at all, he raised his head with satisfaction, what's despicable about it? He was a general, he would do whatever it takes to achieve his goal.

The next moment, Jiang Hai shouted "┗|｀O′|┛ Ao~~!", covered his lower body, and pointed at the bearded Minister of Rites.

"You are shameless!"

The Minister of Rites raised his right hand and blew on it, then glanced at Jiang Hai. What was the point of having a face? He, the Minister of Rites, was destined to be the number one person in heaven.

[The Minister of Rites actually used a monkey to steal peaches. Where is the most polite old man? He was eaten by a dog.]

Xu Jinyu stared at this fight between civil and military officials in amazement.

The two princesses, who were eager to watch the fun, were lying in the basket of the hot air balloon and making a lot of noise.

"Prime Minister, be careful of sneak attacks from behind."

"Lord Luo, pants."

"Master Xue, be careful!"

Military officers are quick and agile, and they are good at sweeping away thousands of enemies with one blow, and defeating ten with one blow. Civil officials are not strong enough, so they can use any dirty tricks.

The monkey stealing peaches is the most basic thing, including poking eyes, poking nostrils, stepping on toes, and pulling pants down, all insidious ways.

In a short while, all the civil and military officials had some injuries on their faces.

Xu Jinyu was so excited that he shouted, "What's the point of playing monkey stealing peaches? The Millennium Kill is the killer move."

An official with messy hair rushed to Xu Jinyu and said, "Master Xu, what is the Thousand Year Killing?"

Xu Jinyu put her hands together, leaving only her middle and index fingers exposed: "Fuck him."

The messy-haired official nodded excitedly, turned around and rushed behind a military official.

"Oh my god!"

The military official's anus tightened, his whole body trembled, and he lost his fighting ability.

"Knock on the Bolenggai!"

"Pull his thigh and force him to do the splits."

With Xu Jinyu's excited shouting, the fight became even more chaotic, and Wei An, who came to look for someone, was so scared that he hid in the corner and dared not come out.

He didn't want to taste the taste of the Thousand Year Kill, nor did he want to taste the taste of bullshit.

Finally, the Right Prime Minister won with a surprising trick and stood in front of Xu Jinyu. His hair was torn apart and his gray hair fluttered in the winter wind. One hand was covering his back. He no longer looked like a noble prime minister.

The excitement on Xu Jinyu's face had not yet faded, and he was still complaining in his heart.

[This official fight is really fierce. Whoever used the Thousand Year Killing Technique on the Right Prime Minister, the hemorrhoid doctors in the capital will be busy to death today! ]

[When the doctor asked, how should they answer? They are playing the game of "Thousand Years of Killing". The doctor doesn't know what "Thousand Years of Killing" is. ]

The right prime minister secretly rolled his eyes: Didn't you teach this Thousand Years of Killing to a little bastard? Wait until after today and then he will deal with the bastards one by one.

The next moment, a smell of fermented sauerkraut appeared among the crowd, and a freshly baked boot appeared between Xu Jinyu and the Right Prime Minister.

Xu Jinyu immediately covered her mouth and nose, but the right prime minister was not so lucky and rushed to the side to vomit.

“Ugh~~~Ugh~~”

The Minister of War put on his boots and stood in front of Xu Jinyu.

"Master Xu, I win."

"Master Dou, please!"

Xu Jinyu said he was respectful, but he was thinking something else.

[Eh~~ He won with his own stinky boots. The Minister of War really has no moral integrity. His feet are so stinky. How many days must he not have washed them? ]

[Oh my god! I haven't washed it for a month. The smell would kill the military official, but his wife can tolerate it.]

The officials of the Ministry of War nodded frantically: They were about to stink to death, but he was the highest commander of the Ministry of War, and they dared not say anything.

As for whether his wife allows him to go to bed with her, that depends on you, Lord Xu.

While Xu Jinyu was climbing up the hot air balloon, he did not forget to check the system.

[His wife put up with it because she has rhinitis and can't smell bad odors. Isn't this a match made in heaven? ]

"puff!"

The officials of the Ministry of War almost vomited blood. Their wish to make the Minister of War wash his feet by means of the harem was shattered.

However, Emperor Xuan, who also covered his nose, told Eunuch Liu behind him,

"Go to the Minister of War's residence and pass on an oral order. Tell them that I said that the Minister of War's wife should supervise him to wash his feet. If he doesn't wash his feet, he will not be allowed to go to court. I said why there is always a smell of pickled cabbage in the court room."