bullyxtreme Chapter 291 Rescue Private (sha) Star-Lord
Chapter 291 Rescue Private (sha) Star-Lord
Chapter 291 Rescue Private (sha) Star-Lord
Star-Lord is on the run with Gamora on his shoulders. After all, there are a bunch of strange aliens chasing after him, so of course he has to escape.
Egg also pursued persistently, after all his long-awaited son ran away, of course he wanted to chase.
So the father and son fled and chased each other, and ran almost five kilometers abruptly.
As I said before, Xingjue is an agile player, and strength and endurance are not his strong points, so he almost didn't spit out the overnight meal he ran during the five kilometers. Xingren still followed him persistently, and couldn't help feeling sad, and shouted: "Why are you chasing me?"
Egg is also quite strange. When you saw your own father, shouldn't you come over with a sliding shovel and hug my thigh and call him Dad? What are you running for?So he manipulated the clone and asked, "Then why did you run away?"
Isn't this nonsense?
Xingjue shouted angrily: "Of course you will run away after chasing me!"
Yi Ge also said confidently: "If you run away, of course I will chase after you!"
Xingjue rolled his eyes angrily: "Of course you won't run away if you don't chase me!"
Yi Ge also told the truth: "If you don't run away, I will definitely not chase you."
Fuck, why don't you go back and forth through the city gate here?
Xingjue was almost laughed at by this mentally handicapped alien, he simply said: "Then I'll count to one, two, three, let's stop together."
Yi Ge had absolutely no reason to refuse: "Okay, it's a deal!"
"Then I'll start counting." Xingjue said word by word: "One, two, three!"
Then Xingjue didn't stop, and neither did Egg.
"I attacked your whole family!" Xingjue yelled, "You old bastard!"
"Cunning boy, you are not much better!" Yi Ge said, "When I catch you, I must have a good discussion with you about your swearing!"
"You really think of yourself as my father?"
"I was your father!"
"Fuck you! My mom wouldn't fall in love with a monster!"
"You misunderstood, I can explain, in fact..."
Actually, Egg didn't say anything.Because Xingjue is not only an old pervert, but also an old bastard, he secretly took out two trigger-type infantry mines from his pocket and threw them on the ground while Egg was answering, his movements were so subtle that Egg didn't see them at all. He foolishly manipulated the clone and stepped on it.
Then the result can be imagined, there was a bang, and the crooked aliens immediately scattered all over the ground.
Xingjue was also staggered by the shock wave, and cursed, "It's so awesome, I wouldn't have given a bad review if I knew it." Then he pulled Kamora, who had suffered the second injury, to his shoulder to resist, and ran away like a jerk .
A moment later, an energy creature emitting blue light came out of the smoke and said, "What a naughty boy, let me play with you as a father!"
As the voice fell, the burrow began to vibrate violently, and several huge tentacles made of blue energy rushed out from the ground, and smashed at Xingjue without saying a word!
"Fuck!" Xingjue's face turned pale with fright, a lazy donkey rolled over and a dead dog turned over to avoid the attack, then picked up his head and got knocked three times on the ground, Gamora pinched it under the armpit, and his head didn't move. If you return to your death, you will flee.
"Leave me alone!" Gamora said suddenly, "You can't run away with me. We are neither relatives nor relatives, so there is no need for you to save me!"
Xingjue was out of breath and still pretended to be handsome: "Aren't you very moved to see me saving my life? I have already said that the man in front of you is a man who combines strength and wisdom, so don't worry, I will definitely rescue you, and put the name Star-Lord on the line!"
To be honest, Gamora was a little moved.
After all, Thanos' Dark Order is not a place of truth, kindness and beauty. If everyone does not fall into trouble, it is considered to be of noble character, and there will be no situation of self-sacrifice for others.
This is the first time Gamora has been protected by someone with her life. She has gained a sense of security for the first time. Even the ugly and weak man in front of her has grown taller, as if reborn, giving her a kind of desire The urge to understand.
"If you're touched, it's a little bit." Gamora is also a child of the world, and said bluntly, "You are the first man who is willing to protect me with his life."
"Really? That's really my honor!" The first half of Xingjue's sentence was still polite, but the second half completely exposed his true nature. He turned his head in the midst of running away, and said with a wretched smile: "Then After we escape, can we have a fight? I won’t lie to you, my poses are super rich!”
Gamora: Am I pretty!
I regard you as a benefactor, yet you actually want to fuck me!You return my touch!
But Xingjue said, I don't want to go to you, why save you, we have only known each other for less than two days, big sister!
This is probably the gap between ideal and reality.
"Let me down, I'd rather die than be saved by a pervert!"
Gamora began to struggle, and as a result, her struggle directly caused Star-Lord to lose his balance, and the two of them suddenly turned into a pair of rolling gourds and fell into a ball.
Before the two of them got up, the huge blue shot slammed down, and the huge wind pressure alone made them unable to open their eyes.
Gamora knew that he was going to die.
"I knew I would die on a woman's belly, but I didn't expect it to be in this way!" Xingjue said suddenly, and said something that was very in line with the old person's design, and then made a very unsuitable one. The behavior of the color batch of people.
He pinned Gamora under him.
It's just a simple press, and there are no other actions.
Gamora knew that Star-Lord wanted to create a chance for himself.
The previous disgust disappeared in an instant.
In women's values, a man who is willing to die for himself is not so bad no matter how bad he is.
Anyway, she was going to die, and being moved, Gamora, who is a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, also went all out. She held Xingjue's head and shouted loudly: "I promise you, if I escape, I will come with you!" One shot!"
Xingjue was overjoyed and confirmed, "Really?"
Gamora didn't answer because she knew it was pointless to answer.
Seeing the blue tentacles getting closer, she knew that it was impossible for her and Xingjue to escape.
She subconsciously hugged the man on her body tightly, Xingjue also hugged her tightly, and then they both closed their eyes together, waiting for death to come.
With a bang, the ground shook.
But Star-Lord and Gamora were surprised to find that they were not dead, because Ronan appeared.
The man with the warhammer blasted the blue tentacles with a single shot from Crete's powerful weapon, saving both of them in the nick of time.
Ronan looked at Xingjue, and asked in a deep voice, "Are you Peter Quill?"
Xingjue nodded foolishly, and then asked back: "I am, and who are you?"
"I'm Ronan, I'm here to save..."
Before he could finish talking, another blue tentacle swiped violently. Ronan's body was directly split into two pieces, and his upper body flew out. The remaining two calves were still standing in front of Xingjue.
"Oh Maiga!" Xingjue's scalp felt numb, but with this dazed effort, the blue tentacles slammed down on them again, and they once again fell into a deadlock.
"Fuck, I was careless, I should have just run away!" Xingjue cursed and hugged Gamora tightly.Gamora also breathed a sigh of relief. After all, if she was alive, she would have to have a fight with Star-Lord. If you think about it carefully, it would be scarier than death. Now seeing death strike again, she regained her heart hanging in her throat. fell back into the stomach.
That's right, the one just now doesn't count, hurry up and do it again, this time you must kill me, blue tentacled brother!
But Gamora's wish finally came to nothing, and the same explosion as before appeared, blowing the blue tentacles to pieces again.
Fuck, it's the good deed of the wretched old lady!
Gamora was burning with anger, and Star-Lord was full of joy. Both of them looked in the direction of the attack, and they suddenly became calm.
Because it's still Ronan.
This strong man was miraculously resurrected from a puddle of blueberry juice (Kree blood is blue) and turned into a human form again. He first shot the blue tentacles, and then looked accustomed to it He walked up to "his own calf", took off his boots and put them back on his feet.
"There are too many fucking things today!" Xingjue asked with a broken face, "What are you doing?"
Ronan said while putting on his shoes, "Take back your shoes, you know, a pair of good shoes on the battlefield is equal to a soldier's second life."
"That's not what I asked!" Xingjue pointed to the nearby rock wall of blood hula tea, and then pointed to Ronan, who was fighting in the first battle: "I'm asking, how did you change from liquid to solid?"
"It's magic. I don't know the details, because a good fighter never asks the bottom line. I just need to know what to kill, where to kill, and how much to kill."
If Rosalia was here, she would definitely have a lot of common language with Ronan, because she is also an old monster, and the old monster never reads the task introduction when doing tasks, let alone what is righteous and evil, as long as they know what to kill and where to go Kill, how many kills are enough.
Xingjue was born in 1980, although he is considered a post-80s generation, but he was only nine years old when he was kidnapped, and there was no World of Warcraft yet, so his evaluation of Ronan is only two words: crazy!
He got up from the ground and asked curiously, "Then who are you planning to kill here?"
Ronan replied: "I was going to kill Egg, but now the mission has changed."
"What has become?"
"Save Peter Quill!"
Xingjue was shocked: "I am Peter Quill!"
Ronan nodded: "So I just want to save you!"
Xingjue said strangely: "But I don't know you at all."
Ronan said calmly, "Do you know me or not? It's none of my business to save you?"
This man is absolutely crazy!
Xingjue decided it would be better to sneak away first, he looked up to the sky and said haha: "Thank you so much, look, those blue tentacles are here again, I leave this to you, I will dodge first!" After finishing speaking, He picked up Gamora and was about to slip.
But Ronan pulled him out.
Xingjue's face changed, and he touched the gun with one hand and asked, "Brother, what are you pulling me for? Didn't you come to save me? Did you go back on your word?"
Of course Ronan didn't regret it, he said coolly: "You ran in the wrong direction, there are a lot of Egg clones over there, it's not safe, run over there, my people will meet you!" Then he let go hand.
Xingjue was taken aback.
He didn't expect that someone would risk their life to save him.
The blue tentacles struck, and Ronan rushed up without hesitation. He blocked the tentacle's attack with his warhammer, turned his head and shouted at Xingjue: "Run, don't look back!"
"Thank you, thank you!" Unexpectedly, Xingjue didn't say any more flirtatious words, but said two words as if waking up from a dream, and then picked up Gamora and started running.
Although Ronan told him not to look back, he still turned back. He saw Ronan smashing the tentacles or being crushed by the tentacles again and again, but the blue-skinned man was always holding the line of defense firmly. , did not flinch at all, neither physically nor mentally!
He is really here to save me, he is really risking his life to save me!
The softest part of Xingjue's heart was touched. He didn't know who Ronan was or why Ronan saved him. He only knew that from this moment on, Ronan was his brother for life!
In fact, there are many more of his "brothers".
On the path Ronan guided him, countless warriors are fighting bloody battles with Egg's clone. Like Ronan, they continue to die and come back to life, and they use their flesh and blood to open up a path to life for Star-Lord , and then said to Xingjue in the same way: "Run, don't look back!"
"Fuck, today is definitely the worst day I've ever had!" Xingjue started running desperately, even though his lungs reached their limits, as if they would explode in the next second, he didn't stop his pace.
Because he knew that this kind of pain was paid for by countless people with their lives. Even if his entire lung was blown up, he still had to run to the finish line!
"Are you... crying?" Gamora asked suddenly.
"Of course not!" Xingjue laughed, and said to Gamora with a playful smile: "Beauty, I just agreed, if we escape successfully, we will have a fight!"
Gamora suddenly became ill, and even had the idea of going back to die happily.In addition to this thought, she felt a strong disgust towards Xingjue: "You are still thinking about this? Do you know how many people worked hard to escape the two of us? At this moment Don't you have any sense of gratitude at this moment?"
"The feeling of gratitude is the feeling of gratitude, and what comes is what comes!" Xingjue said as a matter of course: "Anyway, they are all dead, and I am sad and sad that they can't survive. Since unhappiness is a day, happiness is also a day." , why don't I find something happy to do?"
Gamora almost laughed angrily: "Do you think what you're saying is human?"
"I'm human, so this is without a doubt human words!" After Xingjue's words fell, a little sunlight shone on the faces of the two of them, and they finally arrived at the entrance of the cave.
"I've been waiting for you for a long time, Peter Quill!"
The fireproof girl stood quietly, and Deathwing obediently lay behind her, allowing elegance and majesty to coexist, forming a superb scene.
Xingjue put Gamora on the ground, wiped the sweat off his brow and said, "Originally, when I met a super-class beauty like you, I had to ask her name, but unfortunately, I'm in a hurry now."
Before the Fireproof Girl could speak, Gamora asked first, "Hurry up? What are you going to do?"
"Needless to say?" Xingjue whispered in his ear, put on the nano helmet and jet suit, took out his two guns, and said while replacing with new energy magazines: "Of course I will go back, with my brothers Together, let’s kill those alien creatures with our own hands!”
Gamora was shocked: "You are crazy, you obviously managed to escape!"
"Escaping doesn't prevent me from going back!"
Gamora was anxious: "Since you are going back, why did you escape just now?"
"Of course it's to send you out." Xingjue said with a smile, "I said, I'm a gentleman!"
Gamora was stunned, she was moved by Star-Lord again.
She felt that she would never understand this man in her life.
"You are going to die!" Gamora said this sentence almost in a pleading tone.
"It is indeed death, but a bastard once told me that a man sometimes has to die willingly for certain things. This thing can be a woman, a treasure, a right, a status, or a penny. Valued friendship and loyalty!" Xingjue shrugged his shoulders and said: "So I'm sorry, Miss Gamora, the agreement to come here has been cancelled, because I have more important things to do. But you can buy a beating engrave my name on the egg as a substitute, remember to go to a store called Primal Impulse in Emerald Star to buy it, go directly to Lily, the proprietress, and tell her that Star-Lord asked you to come, and I can give you a [-]% discount."
Gamora wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, and the thousand words finally turned into two words: "Idiot!"
Xingjue laughed loudly: "That bastard also told me that if a woman calls a man stupid, then that woman is in love with that man. Miss Gamora, are you in love with me?"
"I love you bastard!"
Gamora swears, but Star-Lord doesn't hear him, because he's already flown back into the cave with his jet suit, ready to die happily with his unknown brethren.
"Men are idiots!" Gamora cursed fiercely.
"I can't agree more with this point." The fire prevention girl answered.
It was only then that Gamora remembered that there was someone else here. She looked at the Fireproof Woman and asked, "Who are you, I don't know you!"
"But I know you, Thanos' daughter." The Fireproof Woman smiled and said, "How is your plan to assassinate Thanos going?"
Gamora was shocked, and was about to get up to attack, when Deathwing grabbed her and slapped her to the ground, all her bones were shattered in an instant.
"This is a punishment." The Fireproof Girl said as a matter of course: "I got dog food all over my face for no reason, and I'm a bully!"
(End of this chapter)