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Chapter 315 4 God Monopoly (Part )

Genshin Kitsune Saiguni: "Hahahaha, poor little god! Because the Naruto Grand Shrine was struck by Aying, he was so angry that he cried and made a fuss. How pitiful!"

Original God Yae Miko: "Don't forget, that is also your Narukami Taisha."

Honkai Impact 3 Yae Sakura: "But I have to say, Miss Yae Kamiko is really miserable!"

Star Dome Railway Ranpo: "Fox Ninja, I never thought you would be treated like this. I feel so sad for you."

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Nashida: "Although the rules are simple, Monopoly is also a game of intelligence. Behind the seemingly simple game, there are various strategic confrontations. On this basis, the flexible use of props is the key. I will lay bombs on the road behind me."

Nashida rolled the dice, and when it reached a specific point, it was filled with bombs.

Then returning to Teyvat, Dr. Dottore has already arrived at Xumi and is carrying out his evil plan. Dottore said sinisterly: "Hehe, everything is in my plan...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

However, before he could finish his words, Dotore was blown up.

Honkai Impact 3000: "Hahahahaha, well done, well done, blow this Dotorei to death for me!"

Genshin Nilu: "Lord Little Lucky Grass King is really amazing. He gave this Fatui executive a good beating."

Genshin Impact: "Don't you guys care about me?"

Genshin Impact Princess of Thunder: "Who cares about you? Who has a brain that cares about you? No, there are indeed people who care about you. Those maggots that follow you will definitely care about a disgusting thing like you."

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Wendy: "It seems like everyone has played it before, so there's nothing to say. Hehe, let's continue playing~"

Then, the four gods began their inhumane transformation plan of Teyvat.

Mond built a lot of taverns. Qin: "What's going on here..."

Liyue has built a large number of high-tech cities. Keqing: "Our Liyue is developing so fast..."

At this time, Ganyu hurriedly opened the office and reported: "Oh no! The Liyue High-speed Railway, which was originally planned to be constructed 20 years later, has been completed, and for some reason, the cross-sea bridge leading to Inazuma has also been repaired!"

After hearing Ganyu's report, Keqing said in bewilderment: "Well, what did we do?"

Ningguang was also confused: "It seems like I didn't do anything..."

Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "It's like playing Monopoly has caused the whole country to develop rapidly. Can the country and the people react to it?"

Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: "I'm shocked. I can't believe that Paramecium would think of this!"

Honkai Impact 3: Youlan Daier: "How could my sister be so enlightened? Tell me who you are."

Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "No way! Sister, why are you with Bronya too? Don't you trust me as your sister?"

Honkai Impact 3: Youlan Daier: "This, I am also a little surprised!"

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Zhongli pointed to the various regions on the Monopoly map and said, "I want this, I want this, and I want this too."

Wendy: "Where do you get so much money to develop industry?"

Zhongli: "Don't you know that this game can be used to get a bank loan? I'm pretty familiar with the people at the bank."

On the other side in Teyvat, Tartaglia had just completed his mission and returned to the Northland Bank. Tartaglia: "I'm back. I've been away for so long. Is there anybody in Liyue—eh eh eh eh eh?"

What appeared in front of Tartaglia was the North Country Bank, which was on the verge of bankruptcy. At this time, a subordinate came over to report: "Sir, the money in our North Country Bank is almost gone, and we are now contacting the headquarters for assistance..."

Tartaglia: "Asshole! Who is this? Using the money from the Northern Bank to give to Liyue!!!"

Genshin Impact Tartaglia: "Ahahahahahaha, so who is this? Does our Lord Geo King know?"

Genshin Impact Zhongli: "You can ask my sister about this."

Genshin Impact Zhongli Yu: "What the hell, I was watching a video here, why did you pull me out?"

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Lei Dianying tossed the dice and said, "Why develop? Just farm the land. As long as I don't spend money, I will never spend money."

Watching Lei Dian's operation, Zhongli said doubtfully: "This... this doesn't seem to be the way to play Monopoly..."

Lei Movie: “Hmm?”

Inazuma, does not build any buildings.

On the other side, Nashida thought and said, "Well, I have placed so many mines and bombs, Xumi should be fine, right?"

However, in reality, these landmines were stepped on by the Xumi people, causing a chain explosion.

"There's a terrorist attack on Xumi!!!"

"There's a terrorist attack on Xumi!!!"

Nashida: "Hehe, wisdom is the core of a country. It turns out that we still need to vigorously develop science and technology."

Then, many high-tech devices appeared in Xumi.

A few days later, everyone was still playing Monopoly. Nashida: "Three, I'll make three moves." Just as Nashida's chess piece was about to move to Wendy's territory, Wendy showed a very abnormal expression.

Wendy: "Hahahahahahaha! My building has been upgraded to the top level, just pay up!"

Nashida handed over a lot of money. Wendy continued, "Hahaha, Nashida, keep going! Come on! I have a row of entertainment facilities waiting for you!"

Nashida: "Well! Then I'll use the props!"

Wendy: "Huh?"

Nashida: "Lightning Storm!"

Nashida directly used the prop card to blow up Wendy's tavern.

Wendy was amazed: "Is there such a thing?"

Nashida: "Then, I will activate the land purchase card and buy your land."

A tavern in Teyvat was put up with a Xumi sign. Wendy was not to be outdone and immediately fought back: "Damn it! You actually used this trick on me, then come on! I, Mond, hereby announce that tariffs will be increased for those coming from Xumi! One step, 100 million!"

Nashida: "I'm afraid of you! I, Xumi, announce the use of nuclear weapons!"

The two gods were fighting each other, neither of them was willing to give in. Looking back at Lei Yingying, she looked at her apprentice and said with satisfaction: "Well - everyone is farming, it's great! Look at me, I don't spend a penny more now."

Zhongli: "Ah, if you do that...won't everything be gone if a natural disaster strikes?"

Then fate called for a major flood, which caused casualties among residents and required 20 yuan in resettlement fees.

After being reminded by Zhongli, Lei Dianying also reacted: "Ah... woo woo woo, is there any way...?"

Zhongli: "Then, shall we work together?"

Lei Movie: “Okay…”

Zhongli and Lei Dianying reached a cooperation, while on the other side, Wendy and Nashida were still at loggerheads. Wendy said: "Come on if you dare! I have plenty of money in Mondstadt."

Nashida: "This deformed industry that only develops the service industry will let you experience the power of knowledge."

However, at this moment, a scholar came over and said, "Master Xiao Jixiang Cao! Our country is going bankrupt!"

Lei Movie: "We will determine a joint development strategy with Liyue and increase trade exchanges."

Zhongli: "Having Inazuma consume the excess productivity is killing two birds with one stone."

In this Monopoly game, the four gods each formed factions and were in conflict with each other.

At this time, the traveler came to the four gods and said to himself: "Did I go too far just now? I don't know what...they are doing..."

Traveler Ying looked up and saw Mondstadt, a tavern city, Liyue, a technological metropolis, Inazuma, a rural economy, and Xumi, a militarized heavy industry. Traveler Ying: "You, what are you doing..."

Si Shen: "We are playing Monopoly."

The video ends.