Laughing, the host always wants to escape

Chapter 23: The paranoid mermaid loves me (23)



Chapter 23: The paranoid mermaid loves me (23)

"I know I can't take it away, but can't I just think about it?" Leave me alone!!!

[That's fine, the host can give full play to your imagination.]

. . .

Tang Cuo pursed her lips and ignored him. Instead, she slowly walked forward, picked up a gold coin and placed it in her palm.

"Is this thing very precious in your human world?" Sals asked as he watched his movements.

"It's very precious. You can say that in the human world, you won't be able to take a single step without it." Tang Cuo looked at the coins and smiled helplessly: the wealth that so many people are scrambling to get, actually happened to me, a god of misfortune.

"Come here, Tangcuo." Sals extended his hand to him.

"What's wrong?" Tang Cuo asked puzzledly.

"What do you think of the mermaid community?" Sals rolled up his fish tail, sat on the clam shell chair beside him, and then pulled Tangcuo to his side.

"A mermaid tribe? Very good. Every mermaid follows the rules of the tribe, does their own job, and accepts your leadership."

"So what do you think of me?"

"Hmm? You...are also very good." Apart from being a little bit arrogant and willing to pinch people, scare people, and play tricks on people, there is nothing wrong with him otherwise.

"What's good about it? Tell me in detail." Sals looked at him with interest.

what?

"Good looks, good figure... does that count?" Tang Cuo lowered his eyes calmly, looked at the eight bulging abdominal muscles on his abdomen, and swallowed unconsciously.

"Good figure?" Sals was a little puzzled.

"Well... I mean to compliment you. I mean you are good in every way and simply perfect." Tang Cuo said sincerely.

"So... do you like it?" Sals' voice was hoarse and magnetic, with hope flashing in his eyes.

ah? ah? ah?

What stage have we reached?

[Host, come on... Try your best, take a deep breath! Ahem, ugh...]

"Xiao Ye! Please put down the melon seeds in your mouth before you speak." A sound of gnashing teeth came through Tang Cuo's mind.

[I am just eating melons, host, don't pay too much attention to me, and you don't have to worry about me seeing you and the attacker doing that, because the Lord God stipulates that it must be censored in that case, so, don't worry.]

"Ono!"

[Oops, the system is short-circuited. You guys go ahead and fix it. Ugh, ugh…]

"Just wait, I will blow away your melon seeds sooner or later." Tang Cuo came back to his senses and looked at Sals who was like a ferocious beast in front of him.

"Why aren't you talking?" Sals' tone lowered a little.

"No, I like it, I like it very much, I like it very much." Tang Cuo forced a smile.

"Yeah." Sals's eyebrows raised a little after hearing his answer, and then he continued, "You rest here tonight, I will come over later, you don't have to be afraid."

As he spoke, he took out a translucent green jade pendant from somewhere and handed it to him, "Wear it around your neck, and no creature in the ocean will dare to approach you."

Tang Cuo's eyes lit up slightly, he reached out to take it, nodded, "Okay." Then he quickly put it around his neck.

Sals watched his movements with a bit of heat in his eyes, then turned around, jumped up, and left the bottom of the abyss.

Seeing his figure walking away, Tangcuo opened his arms and lay down on the golden mountain behind him. He raised his hand and picked up the translucent green jade pendant, looking at it carefully.

"Xiao Ye, is there anything special about this thing?" Since it was given by him, it should not be an ordinary thing.

[The jade is smooth and green. Wearing it for a long time can absorb impurities from the body, which is good for strengthening the body. There is also a restriction imposed by Sals on the top. Except for him, no one can easily get close to you. As for the others... the system page is blank for the time being.]

"That is to say, if I wear it and walk around among a group of sharks, none of them can eat me, right?" Tang Cuo raised a smile.

[Yes. ]

"By the way, where is the plot about the Soul-Locking Cave? Can I see the content of the side quest?" Tang Cuo pursed his lips.

[This is not possible for the time being, the host needs to explore it further.]

"Well, with the current level of favorability, I should be able to find out the answer if I ask him again." Tang Cuo narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was thinking about something.

On the other side, after Sals came out, he went straight to a small stone house on the edge of Solus City.

"Newst." Sals's face darkened slightly, and he raised his eyes and shouted towards the stone house.

In just a few seconds, a female mermaid about 1.5 meters tall appeared in the stone house.

The mermaid had dark red hair floating in the sea. She curled up her fish tail and looked at Sals with burning eyes.

"King? Why are you here?" Newster stood aside and looked at him respectfully, "Is there another shipwreck somewhere?"

"I have something to ask you."

"Huh? Asking me? What's the matter?" Newst looked at him puzzledly, "I'm not an adult yet, there are many things in the tribe that I don't know yet."

"It's not about the tribe. I heard that you are very interested in human affairs and know a lot about them?" Sals narrowed his eyes.

"Yes, does the king also want to know the habits of humans and then catch them all in one fell swoop?" Newster suddenly became interested.

"Well, just answer my questions and don't ask any other questions." Sals coughed dryly.

"Okay, just ask me. I will tell you everything I know." Newst straightened his expression and looked at him quietly.

"What does 'good figure' mean in human language?" Sals carefully recalled what Tangcuo had just said.

"Good figure? Uh... Translated into the mermaid language, it means strong fertility. It's a compliment."

"Then...how do you translate 'like, like very much, like extremely'?" Sals' tone relaxed a lot.

"It means 'I must have you, I must marry you, and I must obey you.'" Newster paused, his eyes sparkling: Uh... I can't remember it clearly, it's probably this meaning, maybe I got it mixed up, but it shouldn't matter.

It turned out to be the case.

Sals' eyes darkened a little, and a look of understanding appeared on his face. He then continued, "You lent me those human books that you found from the shipwreck. Didn't you mark them in the mermaid language?"

"Oh, OK, I'll get it for you right away. But I have to tell you in advance that some of the marks may not be very accurate, but they should not be much off, so please bear with me." After saying that, Newster turned and entered the stone house, and carried out all the books piled next to it in one breath.

Sals picked up one at random and carefully examined the gold-stamped words on the top, "Domineering CEO's Strong Love?"

: Well... this is probably about how to make someone fall in love with you and finally be together." Newster explained carefully.

"Thirty-six Strategies to Chase Men?" Sals glanced at the next book and frowned slightly.

"This is about how to make a man yours. I really like this book. It spreads knowledge."

"Well, I'll take all these and return them to you another day." Sals waved his hand, put the pile of books on the ground into the white bubble, turned and left.

Newster watched Sals's back, smacked his lips, and muttered softly, "What's going on? Is the king going to grow a brain? Never mind, it has nothing to do with me, I'd better continue to make annotations..."


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