bullyxtreme Chapter 78 I'm a college student, give it to me for free
Chapter 78 I'm a college student, give it to me for free
Mei Shiyu stepped out of the room and found that there was no one downstairs, but there was a sea of cats.
He placed his hand on the railing and descended the escalator step by step, his pace slightly slow.
Apart from consuming a lot of mana and feeling a long-lost sense of drowsiness and lethargy, everything else was fine.
As I walked down to the front of the hall, I suddenly heard something like an animal scratching at the door.
Si Wuxie set up a barrier on his territory, making it easy to leave but difficult to enter.
Mei Shiyu walked over, opened the door, and broke the barrier from the inside out.
The door opens to reveal a dog.
A purebred country dog stood in front of the door, with a cross-shaped pattern on its forehead, pointed ears, and a pointed tail; it looked like a fox and a wolf at the same time.
Mei Shiyu recognized at a glance that this was Li Tingyun's pet dog, which was also his little apprentice who loved to cause trouble.
He felt that there might be something wrong with his aesthetic sense—the prototype of his apprentice was actually quite handsome.
Mei Shiyu squatted down and stroked the dog's head, exclaiming happily, "Yuanbao!"
Wangcai spun around three times to make sure he hadn't gone to the wrong door, then tilted his head and barked twice: "Woof woof?"
This immortal seems to have some eye problems... He must have mistaken a dog for a dog...
Wang Cai's Heartfelt Path.
When he was using the Yin-Yang Curse to swindle money in Eternal Town, it was Mei Shiyu who was the first to see through his scheme.
Wangcai had some respect for him, so even when he patted the dog's head, it didn't resist rashly.
But what's with pinching my ears, pulling my tail, and shaking my hand?!
Even if dogs are generally friendly towards humans, you shouldn't tease other people's dogs like that.
Wangcai barked twice in dissatisfaction, and stopped wagging its tail.
Mei Shiyu even plucked a tuft of dog hair from his body, saying, "Yuanbao, you really are a dog..."
Wangcai: ...What else could it be? An elephant? How presumptuous of you to say that.
Mei Shiyu was completely unaware, and gently tapped the dog's wet nose with her finger, wanting to laugh from the bottom of her heart.
Wangcai: What are you doing? Ouch...
Oh no, is he trying to steal the dog?!
Mei Shiyu put Wangcai into the inn and then used a spell to close the door.
Among the many throngs of cat heads, Wangcai spotted the black cat's proud head at a glance and ran over to greet it affectionately.
Mei Shiyu saw him instinctively lower his head to sniff the cat's rear end, almost letting out a sharp screech.
He practically dragged Wangcai back by its tail.
"Change back!"
Mei Shiyu rubbed the dog's cheeks with both hands and said, "Yuanbao, stop being a dog, be a human being."
Wangcai: Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you alright? Are you okay? You're alright!
The dog looked completely bewildered.
I can't figure out what happened to the CPU even though it burned out.
"Meow."
The black cat passed under Wangcai's high, arched belly and said, "Stay calm, whatever you do, don't turn back."
He walked toward the door. "I'm going to find out what's going on with your master."
Wangcai howled, "Quick, quick... hurry and get reinforcements! Go and come back quickly!"
Meanwhile, on the other side, Li Tingyun, knowing that he could not rashly return to the inn, was strolling on the street.
He wasn't too worried that Wangcai would give itself away, because he knew his dog was very perceptive and knew how to assess situations.
Even if Mei Shiyu mistakes the dog for a dog, Wangcai won't immediately transform into human form to clear up the misunderstanding. He will just pretend to be okay and take things one step at a time, in order to understand the current situation, have a clear understanding of the situation, and then decide whether to continue pretending.
Like dog, like owner; they are all masters of feigning ignorance.
Li Tingyun encountered a familiar vendor on the street for the third time.
It was the same person who had sold the erotic pictures to Wang Wu and then led them into the painting with a lantern.
The vendor was dozing off on a straw mat, with a large sack containing an unknown amount of stuff leaning against his back.
No one paid any attention to the open-air stalls, except for the boy who walked over, squatted down, and rummaged through them.
"Hey boss, that erotic picture book you had before was pretty good. Where did you get it from? Do you have any other versions?"
"Oh my, young man, you have a keen eye for talent!"
A customer arrived, and the vendor sat up abruptly, all his drowsiness vanishing.
Merchants are driven by profit, and demonic cultivators are driven by desires and their senses awaken early. Even if the buyer is a teenager, he doesn't feel that this is corrupting a minor.
He said mysteriously, "I have a rare copy; the pictures move and there's even sound!"
He lowered his voice, and his lewd expression was no different from that of someone selling pornographic films.
"...We can even pull someone in and let them enjoy a night of passion and pleasure, would you like that?"
As if opening the door to a new world, Li Tingyun couldn't help but ask, "Really?"
He thought video recording was already outrageous enough, but he didn't expect that VR scene experience was also possible. Now who can tell whether it's cultivation or science fiction? It's incredibly high-end.
This is truly the "ingenious use" of spatial magic.
It has to be the ancestors underground, a bunch of dead ghosts really know how to play!
"Of course it's true. Any product from the border market is guaranteed to be of the highest quality."
The vendor said smugly, "As long as the money is there, anything is negotiable."
Li Tingyun: "As long as the service is good, money is not a problem."
The two hit it off immediately and appreciated each other's talents.
Li Tingyun reached into his pocket and found no money. Only then did he realize that his Qiankun bag had been stolen by the Black and White Impermanence and he hadn't gotten it back yet.
Money is not the problem; not having money is the real problem.
Li Tingyun: "...I'm a college student, give it to me for free."
The vendor rolled his eyes and said, "I'll give you a hammer!"
Li Tingyun: A hammer? A hammer is fine too, it's a freebie anyway, might as well take it.
He said, "What hammer? Let me see it."
The vendor couldn't take it anymore and jumped up to fight him.
"I'll fucking give you a hammer!"
Li Tingyun didn't dodge. He grabbed the man's fist and twisted it hard. Then he kicked the man's kneecap, knocking him to the ground. He stepped on the man's neck and punched him hard in the head.
The hawker is a ghost, with form but no substance, and in theory, he cannot "die" again, except for his soul being scattered.
Li Tingyun's punch didn't kill him outright, but it did expose his true form.
The peddler's remnant soul, painstakingly repaired after years of hard work at the market, revealed its hideous death again.
"I'll give you whatever you want, young hero! Please don't hit me!"
Cosmetic procedures are very expensive.
Li Tingyun released his grip and said, "I want both the erotic picture and the hammer."
Vendor: ...Why the hell are you still thinking about the hammer?
What kind of person is this? They're seriously mentally ill.
The vendor touched his face; at that moment, his face was so ugly that it looked like a defective product pieced together from scraps.
So ugly that even Li Tingyun couldn't help but wonder, "How did you die in your previous life?"
The vendor didn't dare to confront him directly, and stammered, "He was... killed by a big rock... smashed... flattened..."