I, the transmigrated villain, please wait, gentle master.

Chapter 118 I Want to Be Friends with You

Wangcai is incredibly skilled at digging holes.

During the time that Li Tingyun and Mei Shiyu were secretly vying with each other, the capable little dog not only dug out a Qiankun bag and a hammer from the ruins, but also unearthed several scrolls.

The dog's mouth couldn't hold so much, and the scroll fell to Mei Shiyu's feet, slowly unfurling.

When the plum rain falls, I lower my head.

A vibrant and lively scene came into view.

It will still move.

"..."

Mei Shiyu's brow twitched.

As far as I can remember, these scrolls were brought by the small merchant who had led Mao Jiang to the inn.

What did the vendor say again?

Yuanbao "bought" all of these from him.

Mei Shiyu's attention was entirely focused on the zombie at the time.

I never even considered why Yuanbao would buy a painting from someone... what a load of rubbish!

Now it seems he's incorrigible.

When Li Tingyun caught a glimpse of these erotic pictures, he couldn't immediately recall where they came from.

The thief cried "Stop thief!" and said, "Immortal Venerable, you've been hiding these things?! I really underestimated you."

He took a closer look and laughed, "I didn't expect you to have such similar tastes. You also like bondage, restraint, and discipline? Hahaha, it's vulgar, but tasteful!"

Li Tingyun raised an eyebrow and said, "Don't be so reserved. Just be as open about it as I am. That would be much better."

"What nonsense are you talking about?!"

Mei Shiyu gave him a cold glance.

Helplessly patting Wangcai's head, he was frustrated by his good-for-nothing behavior.

"Why do you always keep erotic pictures hidden away?!"

The puppy was unjustly blamed for something terrible.

Hearing Mei Shiyu say this, Li Tingyun finally realized, "Holy crap, this is his treasured possession!"

He sat up in shock from his deathbed, and the clown found himself all alone.

I thought they were both double jokers, but it turns out he's the only troublemaker.

But Li Tingyun is thick-skinned enough that as long as he isn't embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.

Indeed, Mei Shiyu was very embarrassed and awkward; her ears even turned red with shame.

Although those things were not his, they belonged to his apprentice.

As his teacher, he also felt ashamed.

However, Mei Shiyu felt that it was fine for anyone to mock him, but Li Tingyun was not qualified to do so.

Because dogs resemble their owners.

"After all, it's the dog you used to raise, no wonder it doesn't do anything proper."

Mei Shiyu could tell at a glance that Li Tingyun was making sarcastic remarks.

Ruthless said, "Not only is it vulgar, but it's also tasteless."

He put his two fingers together, as if to destroy the disgusting filth.

Li Tingyun, however, was quick-witted and pocketed it.

"These are all nude art; you wouldn't understand."

"..."

"You don't have eyes to discover and appreciate beauty."

"..."

"What is more beautiful than a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman who is not wearing clothes."

"..."

Li Tingyun looked at Mei Shiyu with intense gaze and said earnestly, "Her beauty is beyond compare."

Mei Shiyu's temples throbbed, and she didn't know where she got the courage, but she reached out and pushed him.

"Get out! Get out! You...you..."

Mei Shiyu couldn't think of any words to accurately describe his despicable, vulgar, and shameless nature.

She could only push him away forcefully, and angrily shouted, "You filthy scoundrel!"

Li Tingyun laughed and didn't find the word offensive at all, so he wasn't annoyed at all.

"If I'm a rogue, then you're... an unmarried young lady?"

"you you……"

Mei Shiyu was furious at his shamelessness. "How can you be so annoying, you scoundrel!"

He has a limited repertoire of profanities, and he can't come up with anything more offensive.

Just as he was at his wit's end, he suddenly heard the other person sigh softly and ask in a low voice, "Immortal Venerable, how many times have you sent me away?"

Mei Shiyu gave him a cold shoulder and retorted, "If you stay here, do you think I can kick you out?!"

Li Tingyun remained silent for a long time before finally giving in, "Alright, I'll go."

"However, since we are so destined to meet, I believe we will meet again soon."

"I hope that when I see you next time, you will have a different opinion of me."

"Really, I'm a very kind person, and I'd like to be your friend."

Mei Shiyu was so angry that he laughed.

"Friends? Who wants to be your friend?!"

Anyone who becomes friends with him is incredibly unlucky!

Mei Shiyu bent down slightly, clutching her chest, her stomach aching with anger.

After a long while, he didn't hear Li Tingyun's annoying trash talk; the surroundings were very quiet.

He raised his head with a hint of disbelief.

I didn't see a single person.

gone.

"Li Tingyun, you..."

Really gone?

Mei Shiyu straightened up. That annoying guy was gone, and it was finally quiet.

Even the air in the underworld felt much fresher.

His breathing finally became easier.

He took a deep breath, turned around, and saw Li with a smile on his lips. He felt like he was choking on his breath.

"Hi, it's so nice to see you again, my friend."

Mei Shiyu coughed, her face turning red and hot, with fine beads of sweat appearing on her temples.

He couldn't take it anymore, so he grabbed the hammer from the ground and swung it at Li Tingyun's smiling face!

However, the hammer only struck an indistinct image in the air.

Mei Shiyu watched the shadow shatter and gradually disappear before her eyes, and saw "Li Tingyun" turn into a wisp of smoke before she came to her senses. Her face turned red, and she ran over and kicked the hammer away, stomping her feet twice in frustration.

You scoundrel, you wicked thing, you're lying to him again!

Fortunately, Li Tingyun is really gone.

Good riddance!

I never want to see him again.

See no one, think no one, remember no one, dream no one... sweep him out of your mind like garbage.

Instead of clinging to past memories and having your heart tremble every time you think of him.

He wants to forget his past life, a life where he was manipulated by others!

Let's start over.

Mei Shiyu forced herself to stabilize her emotions and calm down.

A noise coming from the ruins caught his attention.

He froze, his first thought being: Could that guy still be here, playing a trick on him?!

Not far away, a hand reached out from the sand pile, pushed away the large piece of wood pressing down on it, making enough room to move, and then lifted its upper body off the ground.

Wang Wu spat out a mouthful of muddy water and said weakly, "Damn it... who buried me? I'm not dead yet..."

He saw Mei Shiyu's swaying figure in the distance.

He screamed at the top of his lungs, "Immortal Mei!"

Mei Shiyu was brought back to her senses by his call, and only then did she remember that there was such a person as "Yuan Che's godfather" in the group.

I turned around and looked in the direction of the sound.

Wang Wu waved to him, "Hey, look over here—"

Mei Shiyu used magic to remove the wood and bricks that were pressing down on him and pulled him out of the ruins.

Upon seeing him, Wang Wu's first question was, "Immortal Venerable, where is your disciple?"

Mei Shiyu slowly pointed to Wangcai, who was lying on the ground "elegantly" with its forelimbs crossed.

Wang Wu scratched the back of his head, looking incredulous.

"Immortal Venerable, what do you mean by this?"

Mei Shiyu said, "He is a dog, and a dog is him."

Wang Wu stared at the dog in disbelief, its eyebrows uneven and its eyes of different sizes.

He rubbed his chin, thinking to himself: "Wait a minute, how could this be?!"

This dog looks so familiar...

It was clearly the same one he had seen in Eternal Town!

In Eternal Town, he was trapped in a house with a protective barrier, and having lost his magic power, he could not get out no matter what he tried.

He could only stay with a group of unfortunate cultivators who had also been harmed by the evil magic of the Taiji Hall.

They gathered around the window and saw everything that was happening on the street—

At that time, Mei Shiyu went to chase after Si Wuxie, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

His apprentice and the "little girl" he saved, namely Yuan Che, remained under the protection of the golden light shield.

Faced with the attack of a group of cats, the boy put Yuan Che into a golden coffin.

Then, a big yellow dog suddenly barged into the group of cats.

Then, the boy followed the dog away.

It was at that moment that Wang Wu realized that the so-called "little girl" was actually the godson he was looking for.

So he followed Mei Shiyu and his apprentice all the way, passing through the gates of hell, strolling through the market, and entering the murals...

Wang Wu knew that his golden core was damaged and he almost died, but Mei Shiyu saved him by expending her primordial spirit power.

He opened his eyes and woke up to find himself buried in a pile of earth.

I finally managed to escape, but now I'm completely exhausted and can't breathe.

But his mind was perfectly clear!

That boy and that dog couldn't possibly be the same person.