I, the transmigrated villain, please wait, gentle master.

Chapter 104 Almost Complete

Xia Changfeng always adhered to one principle when it came to Si Wuxie—that feelings would develop over time.

Si Wuxie gritted his teeth, "Can feelings be forced?! Even if I hadn't, I would never like you, you brat!"

Xia Changfeng said, "It's okay, I don't mind at all if you don't like me."

“I have no intention of taking off the collar I put on you. It doesn’t matter if you don’t love me, hate me, or resent me. Anyway, you will only be kept by me like a pet from now on.”

"As for that kind of thing, it's not that it definitely won't happen just because you're unwilling to do it."

Si Wuxie glared at him with her narrow, fox-like eyes. "You little brat, you think you can keep me as a pet? I'm more than six hundred years older than you. Aren't you afraid of shortening your lifespan by saying that?!"

Xia Changfeng replied, "Old fox, with your current cultivation level, it's uncertain whether you can outlive me. If you die, I will do everything in my power to make your soul reincarnate, and then I will search for you, haunt you, and torment you to death life after life."

He said firmly, “This is what you deserve. The more you dislike me and the more you want to get rid of me, the less I will satisfy you. You will have to make amends to me in this life, the next life, and all the future lives to atone for your sins.”

Si Wuxie took a deep breath. "Fine, if you insist, I can only go along with it."

"But in my opinion, so-called love is nothing more than two idiots fighting to the death, with onlookers just watching the show. It's too vulgar."

"I don't want to be a fool, but I can't beat you, so I have no choice but to submit."

"I don't care what you want to do or what you want to do... As for this body, take it or leave it."

Si Wuxie took Xia Changfeng's hand and placed it on his chest, saying in an extremely flippant tone, "I'm quite adept at matters of love between men and women."

"Really?!" Xia Changfeng's eyes flashed with anger as he shoved him onto the table. "Then why don't you show me how skilled you are?"

Si Wuxie placed one hand on his chest and gripped the edge of the table with the other, saying urgently, "Why are you so quick to jump to conclusions? You don't mean to... you want to..."

Xia Changfeng pinned his hands behind his back and roared, "What? Can't we do it here? A womanizer like you, picky about where you do things?!"

Si Wuxie paused for a moment, then shamelessly said, "Go ahead and choose, why wouldn't I choose? I not only choose the location, but I also want the event to take place on a luxurious and elegant canopy bed that is sheltered from the wind and gathers energy. I also want you to bathe and burn incense beforehand, and clean your clothes and put on your hat."

"I wouldn't want to use anything unclean, even a cucumber. Oh, and by the way, I also like to hear sweet nothings whispered in my ear. If you're too wooden in bed and don't know how to flirt, I won't be satisfied."

In terms of shamelessness and lack of morals, Xia Changfeng's skills are still too shallow. How could he possibly be his match?

Si Wuxie turned his face away and said sarcastically, "Anyway, this kind of place won't do. It's too casual and doesn't suit my taste."

He seemed to remember that after Cui Jue got drunk, Xia Changfeng kicked him under the table.

This is the very table where he is lying now.

Even putting everything else aside, doing that kind of thing on someone else's property is just too disgusting.

Xia Changfeng tightened his grip on the old fox's wriggling wrist and, without a word, leaned down and pressed down on him.

Si Wuxie's face immediately turned cold. "I said no, and that's final. Get out of here!"

Xia Changfeng wanted to silence him with an awkward kiss, but suddenly felt his internal energy stagnate. A kind of extremely yin and soft energy, contrary to his own fire elemental root attribute, was rampaging through his body, searching his meridians and attacking his internal organs, making him feel cold all over.

It was as if a raging flood had instantly extinguished the blazing fire.

His limbs went numb, and he collapsed to the ground.

Si Wuxie straightened her clothes and squatted down beside him, her long black hair cascading to the ground.

"Xia Changfeng, don't forget that you signed a contract with me in front of your palace master. If you disobey my orders or lay a hand on me, you will be punished."

Although their contract was not as ruthless as the life-and-death pact, it could still make Xia Changfeng lose all his defenses in front of Si Wuxie, leaving him unable to resist or retaliate.

Even if Si Wuxie isn't very capable and can't kill him, he'll still give him a hard time.

The fox chuckled and traced the outline of Xia Changfeng's cheek with its fingertips. "Little brother, you're still too green."

She had an arrogant and smug look on her face, yet she was also inexplicably charming and alluring.

Xia Changfeng slowly clenched his fist as his hand landed on the ground.

Five fingers scratched five half-finger-deep marks on the cold, hard ground.

I closed my eyes briefly.

"Si Wuxie...you just wait!"

"Fine, I'll wait, I'll wait until I get back and tell on you!"

Si Wuxie twirled the judge's pen in his hand, "If your lord knew that you didn't put your heart into serving him, but instead were driven by lust and thought with your lower body, do you think he wouldn't kill you?!"

Xia Changfeng said firmly, "How could that be?"

"The Palace Master's lust for Mei Shiyu is no better than mine, and perhaps even more shameless... At least I wouldn't pretend to be a child to deceive people."

"He has Mei Shiyu completely outmaneuvered. If Mei Shiyu knew the truth, the scene would be absolutely spectacular. He wouldn't have time to care who I am."

Si Wuxie thought that what he said seemed to have some twisted logic.

Stopping his verbal sparring, he continued flipping through the merit book. When he saw Mei Shiyu's name, he kicked Xia Changfeng, who had just gotten up from the ground.

"As expected of the Dao Xuan Sect, they are only one stroke away from completing the nine '正' characters, and only one step away from achieving perfect merit."

Xia Changfeng raised an eyebrow and said, "But I'm curious, why is he still missing a stroke, still one step away?"

"Tsk, you're so quick to make sarcastic remarks."

Si Wuxie said, "You only made one or two entries in your merit book, so what gives you the nerve to laugh at others?"

Xia Changfeng said, "Why say so much? Hurry up and transfer all his merits to the Palace Master. If that's not enough, we'll just have to find a few more unlucky guys from the Dao Xuan Sect."

……

Meanwhile, at the Rebirth Inn, Li Tingyun was still sleeping in bed.

I slept very restlessly, dreaming from beginning to end. All sorts of strange and bizarre dreams played out in my mind like a revolving lantern, without stopping for a moment.

He dreamt of his broken family in the real world, dreamt of the fantastical plots in the book that seemed both real and unreal, and unexpectedly dreamt of... Wang Laoliu?!

“Host, I never imagined that we would actually meet in this way.”

In the dream, Wang Laoliu was a typical fat, lazy guy who stretched out a hand that probably had just picked at his stinky feet and shook hands with him in a pretentious manner.

"It's been a pleasure working with you all this time... Host, why aren't you asking for a handout? What, are you looking down on me?"