bullyxtreme Chapter 300 I am irreconcilably opposed to gambling and drugs
Chapter 300 I am irreconcilably opposed to gambling and drugs
In the end, Mu Feng bribed the eager little mushroom with a check from the Northern Bank, and the little girl dragged her master to a nearby food stall to go on a shopping spree.
Although the dragon loli put on a serious expression that dragons would never be slaves, her body was quite... well, you could only get food and lodging if you paid for it.
Well, Your Majesty, the Grass Elemental Dragon King, is merely testing the little human creature's understanding of food.
The familiar, arrogant classic lines from the zero-frame start, Mu Feng and Naxida in his arms exchanged a glance, maintaining their smiles at the opportune moment.
Sometimes silence is a virtue, especially when you happen to be facing a dragon that might suddenly explode.
Soon, Apep was pulled away by the hungry little mushrooms and disappeared completely into the crowd at the Grand Bazaar.
"Then, let's continue, my sage. According to our family agreement, you must spend the whole day with me today."
Nasita blinked innocently, but judging from the girl's expression, she had absolutely no intention of getting out of his arms.
The little deity rolled over, gently wrapping her little arms around Mu Feng's neck, her pale little legs swaying in mid-air.
Helpless, Mu Feng reached out and pinched Naxi Da's soft cheek amidst his busy schedule. "Let's get down to business, Grass God!"
If he keeps wandering around like this, he won't even last until tomorrow; the spittle of those old fogies in the academy will drown him.
Speaking of which, if the other deities of Mount Sumeru knew that even the Great Auspicious Wisdom Lord of the Great Good Dharma could act like a child, they would probably be quite surprised.
Well, it's just that the child is a full five hundred years old.
"Where shall we go next, my divine being?"
Mu Feng smiled, supported Naxida's calves, and considerately helped her change to a more comfortable position before asking.
Sigh, he only needs to appease the gods, but public relations specialists Elhesen and Seno have much more to consider.
Upon hearing this, Naxida put her index finger to her chin, pondered for a while with a pained expression, and then her eyes crinkled as she came up with an idea.
"Then... let's go to Pusper Cafe, have some date and honey candy there, and spend a relaxing afternoon there!"
"Hmm...like having a good, satisfying trip to the toilet."
It's a peculiar metaphor unique to grass, but for someone who has been with it for a long time, it's already nothing new.
If Nasita's words never included phrases like "going to the toilet comfortably" or "a mushroom pig with an empty head," then he would suspect that the Great Tree Queen was temporarily filling in for him.
"It's date and honey again. After eating it for so long, hasn't Nasita considered changing the flavor?"
Mu Feng smiled and asked a question in return, but his body had already taken the lead and walked towards Pusper Cafe.
"Hmm... I won't consider it. Date and honey is the best food. As for why... I'll keep that a secret for now."
Naxida rested her little face on Mufeng's shoulder, revealing a cute smile, and unusually kept him in suspense.
Seeing this, Mu Feng shook his head helplessly and gently tapped the little god's cheek. Nasita didn't mind at all and instead rubbed her hand gently like a kitten.
The people around them brushed past one by one, but it was as if they didn't even notice the two of them.
This was naturally the work of some wise god, after all, their hard-won time together shouldn't be disturbed.
The little god quietly pursed his lips, listening intently to his own heartbeat, his emerald green four-leaf eyes gleaming with a soft light.
However, if you were to ask her why date and honey is the best food, Nasita actually wouldn't know either.
Back when they were at the Pure Goodness Palace, when observing the world through the Void Terminal, the students of the Order Academy always liked to create miracles in one night with a jar of date honey and a pen.
In their words, when they're tired, just having a piece of this makes their brains feel like they're working a little faster.
Having never personally set foot outside the realm of Jingshan Palace since birth, the deity did not know what date and honey tasted like, but over time, she gradually came to believe it to be so.
Just like how the god of wisdom today still uses a quick and easy trip to the toilet as a euphemism for relaxing.
Naxida nestled obediently in Mufeng's arms, a smile on her lips, her gentle gaze containing an inexplicable emotion.
So, when someone first made date and honey candy for her, to the little deity at that time, it was the best food in the world, wouldn't you say, her sage?
For the first time in the five hundred years since her birth, someone has been willing to pamper her like a child.
She can temporarily avoid thinking about how to be a good god, and only need to act cute to get care and love, although this is not the wise way for a god.
So, some people are going to be stuck with this for life.
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So the two of them spent the rest of the afternoon together at Pusper Cafe.
During this time, the Grand Disciplinary Officer, who had come to the coffee shop to play cards after finishing his official business, was defeated twice in a row by Nasita, who was new to the Seven Sages Summoning. He went home dejectedly to study tactics.
However, in Seno's own words, it's just losing to a wise god, which is not shameful.
As evening approached, the dragon loli, her face full of exasperation, returned with the water mushrooms, who had eaten and drunk their fill and were now in a semi-dormant state. It was about time to go home.
"Nasita, you all go back first. I'm going to check on the construction schedule of our new house with the great architect."
Mu Feng carried the little god, who had been snuggling in his arms all afternoon, back to the ground. Naxi Da nodded gently, tilted her little face up, kissed him on the cheek, and whispered a few words in his ear.
It'll probably just be some nonsense like "come back soon," right?
The little dragon loli next to her curled her lip. Tiny gods, tiny humans, humph, what low-class fun.
The little mushroom blinked its big, watery-green eyes in a daze, its blue tuft of hair on its head swayed, and it hummed a few times in agreement.
Although the little girl, whose mind was still preoccupied with the large bowl of flaming stewed meat she had eaten that afternoon, had no idea what her master meant by that long string of terms.
After the three little ones left, Mu Feng continued walking towards the outskirts of the city. However, a noisy commotion coming from the roadside stalls suddenly caught his attention.
It was a small stall, surrounded by a group of people who were intently staring at something on a wooden table, holding their breath.
Mu Feng glanced around casually at the minerals and cutting tools on the table, guessing it was a gambling site or something similar.
The stall owner was a Liyue native, slightly overweight, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and dressed very elegantly.
At this moment, he is holding a magnifying glass in his hand, carefully examining the minerals that have just been extracted from the ore.
Looking at the expressions of the people around him, some were happy and some were sad, but in the end, they would most likely end up with nothing.
Ha, that Mu guy has always been sworn enemies of gambling and drugs.
But just as Mu Feng was about to leave, he suddenly seemed to remember something and stopped halfway through his journey.
He retrieved the piece of jade, which was only one-third intact, from the system space. But perhaps this was an opportunity to learn about the origin of this broken jade pendant?
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