Genshin Impact Simulation: Starting with Melsin's Friend

Chapter 140: About the fact that I'm really not a lolicon

Late at night, back home, Mu Feng, who had been "busy" all night, leaned lazily against the bed and listlessly flipped through the pile of confidential documents on god-making from the Order of the Church.

He was exhausted after eating fruit and snacks all night at the auction.

"Amu, I just saw it."

The power of dreams quietly enveloped the house, and Naxi Da's petite figure appeared in the room as usual.

However, the deity's behavior today seemed somewhat unusual, giving Mu Feng a bad feeling.

"My sage, are you leaving me to follow that noble god of gold...?"

Naxida had her back to Mufeng, her small face hidden in her arms, and her soft voice sounded somewhat downcast.

"No, no, no, no... My God, how could you think such a thing?"

Just a moment ago, Mu Feng was feeling quite relaxed, but now he was drenched in sweat. At this moment, Mu Feng suddenly had an urge to travel back in time and slap his past self who had made the contract.

Forgot that Little Nasita is now more sensitive to the neglect of his people, so he shouldn't have written in the contract that those who break their promises should be punished by eating rocks.

He deserves to die.

However, just as the nervous Mu Feng was about to swear to the heavens that he was devoted to Naxida, someone suddenly noticed the slight upturn of the little deity's lips.

"Nasita, you've gone astray."

Finally realizing he had been tricked by his own god, Mu Feng gently pinched Naxida's soft cheeks and rubbed them lightly in revenge.

Who exactly corrupted his pure little grass? He vows to never let this scoundrel live under the same sky!

Is that you, Yae no Miko?

"Hmm... Amu just teased Dolly too."

Nasita didn't seem to mind Mu Feng's affectionate gestures at all. Her emerald green four-leaf eyes held a sly smile as she easily deflected the question.

Aside from the fact that the god of wisdom was a little jealous because his wise man had another share taken away, there are many other legitimate and justifiable reasons for "punishment".

How do you say that?

Wisdom is the enemy of the god of wisdom.

Thus, the pressure instantly fell on the wise man's side.

Mu Feng tilted his head guiltily. Who would have thought that the shrewd Sangge Mahabay was so cute when he was a child?

Hmph, dear Dolly, you don't want other people to know about your embarrassing childhood, do you?

“My sage, this is a dream, Nasita can see it.”

Sage, another point lost.

Hearing Narcida's slightly raised tone in his arms, Mu Feng also intimately felt the pressure of facing the World Tree.

There is no way to fight back.

Although it's said that turning evil makes one ten times stronger and turning good makes one three times weaker, isn't it a bit too much that Xiao Cao, who is only slightly cunning, is already so hard for him to handle?

We can't beat them, no matter how you look at it, we can't beat them, right?

"So Amu likes petite girls."

Naxida nestled obediently in Mufeng's arms, her four-leaf eyes filled with a smile, secretly making a note in her mental record of Mufeng's observations.

Amu's exasperated state is quite amusing.

Mu Feng disagreed. Putting aside the facts, he wasn't a lolicon; it just so happened that the people he liked were all lolis.

"My God, you know too much."

Gently stroking Naxida's soft white hair, Mu Feng threatened her with bared teeth and claws.

Nasita extended her slender white index finger and placed it on her chin, tilting her head and giving an innocent smile in cooperation.

"Hmm, so what does Amu plan to do?"

"Hmph, I'm going to stuff your date and honey into the Fish Singing Party!"

In the end, the little god, who was afraid of slippery, cold seafood, had no choice but to give in when her favorite date and honey was threatened.

Hmm... if sweet date honey were to stay with those creatures that grow in the dark seabed she doesn't know about, it would be like slime mixed into a sweet flower.

In this round, the wise man finally managed to turn the tide.

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Meanwhile, a few days later, at the Sumeru Religion Academy.

"Tinari! Seno! Elhesen!"

"Something happened!"

With a loud bang, a panting Kavi pushed the door open and rushed into the research room where the group often gathered, looking as if he had just finished a high-intensity long-distance training exercise.

"If you're thinking of it as your living expenses being swindled out of all your money again, then it's really not a big deal."

Al-Hysen leaned against the window, casually flipping through a book on ancient writing research, and answered calmly without looking up.

Although Seno and Tinari, who were standing to the side, did not speak, their expressions showed deep agreement.

After all, being scammed out of living expenses three to five times in a month in different ways is a record that probably no one in the Order of the Church could break except for Kavi himself.

Regarding this point, a concerned discipline officer on the Void Terminal, using the pseudonym "Sumeru Ice God," once commented as follows:

If you happen to hear that someone in the Church of Christ was recently swindled out of tens of thousands of Mora by a gambling father, a seriously ill mother, a school-aged brother, and a broken woman, don't doubt it, because I'll tell you it's all true.

The improved quality of life for swindlers in Sumeru City is undoubtedly related to this kid.

Kavi choked, and a bitter and resentful expression immediately appeared on his face. "Can't we just have a harmonious and pleasant chat?"

"Are you even listening to me?!"

Seeing that the future great architect was noticeably red-faced, the three of them immediately adopted a serious expression, their faces so firm that they seemed determined to defend Kavi's right to speak to the death.

Of course, if Tina's lips were turned down a little more, it might have been more convincing.

Kavi took a deep breath. Sometimes, the look in his eyes that wanted to deliver a Thomas Spiral Skyfire elbow strike was impossible to hide.

"I mean, that kid Mu Feng got scammed again... no, I mean that kid has someone else outside!"

Wait, why did he say again?

The eyes of the remaining three people lit up instantly, and in just a few seconds, a soft sofa appeared beneath Kavi, with freshly ground coffee placed in front of him.

The other three, meanwhile, had already brought a pile of fruits and snacks, their eyes fixed intently on what would follow.

Kavi's lips twitched. So I've been fooled? Mora, you all ignored me, but when it comes to gossip, I'm not good enough for you, huh?

I will never forgive you heartless bastards!

"Lambad Tavern, it's on us."

"make a deal."

Sigh, who told him to get swindled out of his living expenses last month? He's in a tight spot now, and getting a drink is a real problem. As for Lao Mu, he can only apologize in his heart.

"Let me tell you, this morning when I went to that guy's place in the suburbs, I actually found..."

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