Chapter 268 Painting Liyi: Godzilla taught me to jerk off
Chapter 268 Painting Liyi: Godzilla taught me to jerk off
Chapter 268 Painting Liyi: Godzilla taught me to jerk off
Lu Chen controls the tablet. This thing is completely an "elderly machine". The explanations of various settings are extremely clear. If it doesn't work, it is also connected to Norma. You can just tell it where you want to go.
There are several routes for the sightseeing elevator. Lu Chen stopped the elevator at a node before reaching the ice cellar, entered a pillar-like building, and descended to the ground.
"Warning, there are large beasts in this park, please double check whether the gate is open."
Norma's prompt sounded in the elevator, which was mainly to prevent students from entering the wild park unarmed.
Lu Chen pressed the door again, the elevator stopped prompting, the glass door opened, and they entered the green garden.
Because artificial rainfall was just carried out yesterday, the air is very humid, and the fragrance of soil and flowers pours into the nostrils, which makes people feel refreshed.
It took the two of them about half an hour to arrive at the bamboo forest. It wasn't because the distance was too far, nor was it because they walked slowly.
The main reason is that what Erika saw along the way was very novel, and she wanted to observe more.
After entering the bamboo forest, they finally saw the "big beasts" that Norma suggested... the giant pandas.
Erika looked at these naive big guys with little stars in her eyes. She had only seen these cute animals on TV and anime before, but now she can see them face to face.
And Godzilla said, she can still touch it.
The giant pandas in the bamboo forest were lying on the ground comfortably. After the "afternoon tea", these animals are always in a lazy state.
In addition to people's pet names, they also have the title of "living fossil".
Because they appeared in the late Miocene about 800 million years ago in the geological age. In the long-term and harsh survival competition and natural selection, many animals at the same time have become extinct, but the giant panda is a strong survivor. Those who are at an advantage have become "living fossils" and have been preserved to this day...but they have become endangered animals inexplicably.
The bite force of the giant panda's cleft teeth is as good as that of the brown bear, and it is second only to the polar bear in the bear family.
Their running speed can reach 14 kilometers per hour at the fastest, close to [-] meters per second, faster than those students of A-level blood.
If it is in the wild mountains and forests, even a tiger, the overlord of the mountains and forests, will avoid the giant pandas when they encounter them. Smart beasts never choose strong opponents.
So Norma's reminder is not unreasonable. These cute guys who look chubby in black and white are out-and-out beasts.
The giant pandas were originally leisurely and contented, but suddenly they heard movement at the other end of the forest, and they all turned around to look over, not knowing who dared to step into their territory.
You should know that they are omnivores. Although bamboo is their favorite, they do not eat meat.
In the near-wild stocking state of Kassel College, these big guys are very fierce inside, and they are not cute creatures that only roll around under the food fed by humans.
At first, the giant pandas let out a low growl in their throats, threatening the two humans coming from a distance. In the thinking of wild animals, they would not take the initiative to attack those tall creatures, but if the opponent continued to approach, it would be considered an invasion their territories.
Any wild animal has a strong sense of territory. After two humans cross a certain line, they will no longer issue threats, but their chubby bodies will bounce off the ground and pounce on their prey.
The pandas got up.
The pandas started to run.
The pandas... get down.
There were three pandas who moved, and when they rushed to a distance of more than ten meters in front of the two humans, they suddenly felt the horror from the bottom of their hearts.
The human boy glared at them, making their scalps feel numb, and their black and white hairs stood on end.
In the intuition of wild animals, it was like a dark natural disaster, and the pressure of death enveloped them instantly, as if facing a super-dimensional top hunter, the self-defense instinct of the biological brain almost caused them to fall into a frozen state of suspended animation.
It wasn't until the boy withdrew his eyes that the giant pandas felt the pressure disappear, and fell to the ground weakly.
Too scary to bear.
Before they could react, they heard the heavenly voice of a human girl, "Godzilla, don't scare them."
Eriyi could feel the fear of these giant pandas, so she bent down and reached out to touch the round head of the biggest panda in the lead. It was fluffy and felt great.
"Godzilla, look, they are so cute."
Seeing that the giant pandas did not resist, Eliyi touched other places like "going an inch", such as the furry and soft belly. The giant panda even turned over cooperatively, exposing the belly.
If giant pandas could talk, they would definitely want to say at this time, "We don't want to be so good, but you are too scared of bears."
Yes, when they got close, they felt that the human girl who was doing everything was terrible. It was the coercion from the blood of advanced creatures, as if as long as they resisted, they would die in the next moment.
"Erika... I think this is a good girl, but maybe it's not what you think."
Lu Chen reluctantly explained that he couldn't say that the giant panda is also afraid of you.
The giant panda that was masturbated by Eliyi was full of humiliating anger, it was the king of beasts in this area, and it was played by it in front of such a "small" human girl.
What do you think of me! ?
Bear people will never be slaves!
"Ow~"
The giant panda could not help screaming when its sensitive soft flesh was touched.
Lu Chen also pinched the face of another giant panda, and it really felt good.
"It's so cute, I want to raise one."
Erika's eyes were like crescent moons, and she wished she could take the big fellow down there home.
Lu Chen pampered Huiliyi's head, "Huiliyi, this is not a good idea."
It's nothing to ask the principal to give him a giant panda. Raising giant pandas in the dormitory is not good for the school spirit, and this stuff looks cute and fun, but it's actually not auspicious for people like him who believe in warriors.
"Huh? Why?"
Erika didn't feel disappointed after being rejected, she was just expressing emotion, not a request, and now she was a little curious, why Godzilla said that.
"The giant panda is also known as the iron-eating beast. It is said that during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there were many pandas. They often went to the houses to look for food, licked the cooking utensils, and even bit the cooking utensils with their powerful teeth. It is the tallest mammal. exist."
Lu Chen patiently explained that he has learned the ancient history of his own country pretty well.
"Huh? Can they eat iron?"
Erika was a little surprised.
"No, this is a misunderstanding of people. They should only break into the villagers' homes to lick the salt left in the iron pot when there is no salt to eat. Over time, they are said to be iron-eating beasts."
Lu Chen felt that this kind of science popularization with girls was quite good, and continued: "And Eliyi, do you know that the legendary giant panda is also the mount of Chi You, the ancient god of war."
Erika didn't quite understand, but felt that Godzilla was very knowledgeable, and looked at him adoringly, "Who is it...?"
Lu Chen felt that Erik's pronunciation was not standard, but he didn't care, "The god of war of the Jiuli tribe in our country's myths and legends, it is said that he had no defeat in his life, and only lost to the Yellow Emperor in the final battle, so people jokingly called him It was the giant panda that held him back."
"Feels like Godzilla."
Erika felt that "eating oil" was very powerful, but shook her head again, "Godzilla is even stronger."
"Eating oil" was defeated and died, she shouldn't have described it like that.
"Of course I can't compare to the characters in myths and legends."
Lu Chen smiled and shook his head. In the past, he just listened to the myths and legends, but now he doubts that many things are true.
As he spoke, he continued, "Of course the giant pandas cannot be blamed for Chi You's defeat, but Senior Brother Finger said it was quite amusing. He said that Chi You actually raised two giant pandas, one as a mount to fight with him, and one He's only responsible for being cute at ordinary times...but on the day of the decisive battle, he rode wrongly."
"It's so careless to eat oil."
Erika's focus is always strange, obviously Lu Chen laughed for a while after listening to Brother Finger's words.
Next, the two of them walked around the "safari park" after stroking the cats, and even rode an elephant.
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Summer weather gets hotter as the days go by.
In the back mountain of Kassel College, in the isolation area opened up by the janitors in recent days, several people were moving in the jungle.
"Brother Chu, keep your body lower and don't be so tight. That's right... that's it. Are you ready? I'll come when I'm ready."
Lu Chen helped Chu Zihang adjust his posture with his hands, and asked.
"Come on, Brother Lu."
Chu Zihang nodded. There were fine beads of sweat on his forehead, and he was extremely concentrated.
Lu Chen retreated slightly, and the King Killer slashed down. With the sound of an explosion, Chu Zihang flew out and hit a big tree in the distance, and the leaves fell rustlingly.
He shook his head, "Your unloading force is not enough, and you need to continue to adjust."
Chu Zihang got up from the ground. The teaching had lasted for nearly two hours. Every time he received Brother Lu's attack, it seemed that every bone in his body was screaming.
"I feel that I have figured out the way a little bit, let's do it again."
When Chu Zihang came back, brother Lu was teaching him the sword technique called "Tai Chi".
He had seen this kind of saber technique before when brother Lu fought with Eden, and it was indeed an excellent saber technique for unloading force when facing an opponent whose strength was greater than his own.
Seeing that Chu Zi was standing still, Lu Chen swung his knife again and knocked him out.
Because Chu Zihang chose Bajiquan and Tai Chi for his melee combat class, Lu Chen first taught him this move, and it was also the most critical move.
For ordinary fighters, life-saving moves are always the top priority, and only if they are alive can they continue to fight.
Brother Chu's sword skills are already excellent for the students of Kassel College, but the Deadpool who slashes human figures is not bad, but it is not enough to face large targets.
Constantine's dragon body couldn't be dug out for a while, and he couldn't live a leisurely life in the academy all the time.
In the last battle in Baidi City, although he had his own mental problems, it also exposed many shortcomings of their team.
First of all, Chu Zihang's fighting skills need to be improved. It is too embarrassing to rush to the side of the Dragon King and be kicked and unable to get up for a long time.
And Erika, he really shouldn't have brought the other party to face such a powerful enemy for the first time, this girl has no combat experience at all.
With Erika's attribute talent, she should be able to lock even supersonic enemies, but she couldn't.
Therefore, they all need special training, and they also need to be adjusted in battle.
Theoretically speaking, if Erika and Chu Zihang could perform well, Constantine would not survive the battle in Baidi City for ten seconds.
Lu Chen is not an individual hero in American blockbusters either. The enemies behind may become stronger and stronger. He must lead a powerful dragon slaying team to face the Dragon King.
At that time, he will hold the Dragon King head-on, Chu Zihang will analyze the harassment, and Eliyi will output from a distance. I believe that even the first-generation species in full bloom will not be their opponents.
As for the Dragon King who really merged into one, he had never seen it before, so he couldn't estimate it.
"Brother Chu, rest for a while, I'll see how Erika is doing."
Lu Chen is now like a high-level coach, and it is convenient to give the two of them a chance to breathe.
Chu Zihang nodded, walked aside, wiped his sweat with a towel, and drank some water.
And Lu Chen walked to the other end of the forest, where the trees were sparser and the field of vision was wider, and the forest was full of big trees that had been cut in half.
A girl in beige short-sleeves and light blue sports shorts was staring intently at the sky.
She was holding the Amazono Cloud Sword, her eyes narrowed slightly because of the dazzling sunlight. The next moment, the Amazono Cloud Sword swung, and the sound of metal being cut came from the air, and a supersonic small UAV fell.
A delighted smile appeared on Erika's face, she listened to Godzilla's words, she was obediently practicing masturbation, and she has made obvious progress today.
"Erika has improved again, do you need a break?"
After Lu Chen encouraged him, he asked with concern.
"Today's goal has not been completed yet, I will work hard to help Godzilla."
Erika clenched her small fists, making an effort.
Even though Godzilla was very gentle and didn't say anything, she also knew that her performance last time was not good, which dragged her back and distracted Godzilla.
She wants to help Godzilla, so she will try.
"Eliyi has made great progress, better than your brother Chu."
Lu Chen is not talking nonsense, Huiliyi is worthy of being the perfect successor of the emperor's blood, she is born with a high fighting talent, but she has not received systematic training before.
And Erika's training is also very simple, that is, to hit those supersonic targets and exercise her "accuracy" in trial. The practice is very monotonous, just masturbation.
The drone that fell on the ground had a wingspan of about one meter and was an advanced toy developed by the executive department.
Currently the most advanced hypersonic UAV in the United States, relying on airlift power, can fly stably in the atmosphere for a long time at five to sixteen times the speed of sound.
And the psychopaths in the equipment department also have the capital of arrogance. The toys they make can reach eighteen times the speed of sound at the fastest.
The training he customized for Erika is to climb gradually. Starting from the speed of sound, the speed of the drone will be increased every day, and it must not hit the trees in the jungle.
Well, the training mode is pretty good, but it's a bit expensive.
In fact, the most advanced ones can already glide at a speed of 150M at an altitude of 20km. Considering the time and age, it has been reduced.
(End of this chapter)
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