A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 298 Xu Zuyin

Liu Xu knew Jiang Xinyu was unpredictable ever since she met her.

He originally thought nothing could surprise him anymore.

Unexpectedly, this person has gone even further, daring to flirt with other men right in front of Supervisor Xiao.

Although Bei Bei appears to be female, he doesn't believe that Chief Supervisor Xiao is unaware of Bei Bei's true identity.

Isn't this cousin Yu a bit too brave?

Chief Supervisor Xiao's jealousy was extraordinary. Back then, he wanted to kill him just because he was in the same room with Cousin Yu.

They've been feeding each other, and this cheap cousin's husband hasn't gotten angry at all?

What has he experienced in the past year?

It's said that one's temper grows with their official rank, so why does this man become more and more afraid of his wife the higher he gets promoted?

The two best friends exchanged a few words and then noticed that the two men were standing still, so they each pulled one of them down and pressed him into a chair.

Jiang Xinyu picked up a piece of mushroom and stuffed it into Xiao Yuan's mouth.

"What are we waiting for if we're not going to eat?"

"If you want to catch up with my cousin, you can chat while you eat."

Xiao Yuan swallowed the mushroom and his complexion finally improved. He then served Jiang Xinyu food, displaying the qualities of a devoted husband.

Bao Beibei also picked up a piece of Liu Xu's chopsticks.

"Try it, the food here is much better than what you get back home."

Jiang Xinyu didn't serve Liu Xu any food, but she did echo a comment.

"If the food over there isn't good, you and Beibei can come here for meals from now on."

"Or you could move in with Beibei; she actually has a kitchenette, but she's been lazy and hasn't taken it."

Bao Beibei wasn't planning on living with Liu Xu so soon, so she secretly kicked Jiang Xinyu under the table, but she accidentally kicked the wrong person, Xiao Yuan, in the leg.

Supervisor Xiao paused for a moment, then continued eating without paying attention, while Jiang Xinyu, oblivious to the signal, continued talking to herself.

Liu Xu was regretting that she had missed the opportunity to take things further with Bei Bei.

Hearing his cousin speak up for him, he forgot all about being shy, his cheeks flushed and his eyes kept glancing at Bao Beibei.

It means he'll move there if Beibei agrees.

It's not that he lacked self-respect; it's just that he hesitated for a moment, and the duck that was almost in his mouth flew away.

He was afraid that if he continued to be reserved, Beibei would misunderstand and think that he was not serious about the marriage.

Bao Beibei, unable to get Jiang Xinyu to give her a meaningful look, could only keep kicking under the table.

Xiao Yuan sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation. "If you don't have that tacit understanding, don't use secret signals. You kicked me four times in a row."

I think Madam's suggestion is quite good. We're not getting any younger; if we've found someone we like, we should get it done quickly.

Jiang Xinyu nodded repeatedly with her eyes crinkling, "I think it's a good idea. After the war, cousin, why don't you come back to Beijing with us?"

My aunt is also busy getting her wedding arranged.

Liu Xu looked at Bao Beibei with a gleam of anticipation in her eyes. Under her boyfriend's earnest gaze, Bao Beibei nodded awkwardly, which was taken as consent.

She just wanted to date, how did it get involved in marriage?

What's the point of a wedding?

It's just a group of people who don't know each other very well collectively proving that you can legally mate with another person.

Ancient weddings were especially exhausting, and she really didn't want to be a bride!

How could Jiang Xinyu not understand her best friend?

However, as best friends, they naturally share joys and sorrows. Having experienced the pain herself, how could she not let her best friend suffer as well?

Because Xiao Yuan was a eunuch, their wedding had many steps saved, such as throwing peanuts on the bed and eating half-cooked dumplings.

Even this simplified version exhausted her; she could only imagine the utterly hopeless expression on Beibei's face after experiencing the complete ancient wedding.

Baby looked at Jiang Xinyu with a resentful expression as she gave him the middle finger.

I've already died, so you must die too, right? You really are my best friend.

Jiang Xinyu smiled slyly and returned the favor by giving him the middle finger.

Why did you have to fall for such a pitiful man? How can you bear not giving him a proper status?

Looking at the ever-growing amount of food in her bowl and Liu Xu's happy smile, Bao Beibei shoveled rice into her mouth with tears in her eyes.

I can't bear it!

She initially liked Liu Xu a 6 out of 10, but after hearing about her background, she felt an extra 2 out of 10 pity, making it an 8 out of 10.

A flower bud that finally struggles out of the thorny mud.

She could imagine how devastated the other person would be if she acted like she was only interested in dating and not taking responsibility.

Let's get married, it's just a ceremony.

Just treat it as an immersive murder mystery game.

Fortunately, the man she fell for was a loner without a large family of in-laws, sisters-in-law, or brothers-in-law.

Otherwise, even if the other party threatened to kill themselves, she would not step into the grave of marriage.

In ancient times, being someone's wife was the most dangerous profession.

That marriage certificate was like a contract of servitude, essentially giving the husband's family a license to bully her.

Nowadays, the only person Liu Xu can be considered a relative is probably his adoptive mother, Lady Wang.

Bao Beibei felt that with such a wonderful niece as Xiaoyudian, the lady shouldn't have any requirements for her goddaughter-in-law.

Liu Xu wasn't thick-skinned enough or assertive enough, and even when Bao Beibei took the initiative, he didn't dare to take another step forward.

After dinner, Liu Xu accompanied Bao Beibei for a walk, but didn't dare to suggest going in to sit down until she dropped her off at the courtyard.

After the house closed the door, he stood there dumbfounded for a while, and finally could only return to his place dejectedly.

Lying in bed at night, he still felt like he was dreaming. He was so annoyed that he slapped himself twice for regretting that he hadn't seized the opportunity to have sex with Beibei.

How could you be so stupid!

While Liu Xu was standing in front of the door, Bao Beibei didn't go back inside. He was still thinking about whether he should accept the offer if the silly boy suddenly became sensible and offered himself to him.

Unexpectedly, she overestimated the other party; the person wandered around for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn before finally not daring to knock on the door.

Back in her room, after washing up, changing her clothes, and going to bed, Bao Beibei touched the extra thing on her body with a melancholy expression.

The people who should be there are missing, while the people who shouldn't be there have appeared in excess.

She and Xiaoyudian must be destined for reincarnation, so why didn't God give them a system?

Isn't it said that you should go all the way to help someone, even if it's a Buddha, and then kill them all the way to their death?

Even after time-traveling, can't you even get a cheat code?

Even if it's just a disposable one, she wants to exchange it for her cheap brother-in-law so that both she and her sister can have sexual happiness.

Xu Zuyin, the general guarding Beirong Pass, had a good relationship with Xiao Yuan; otherwise, Xiao Yuan wouldn't have sent Liu Xu, who wanted to join the army, to him.

He didn't believe Chen Jiu could fool this old fox, so Xiao Yuan went to see his old friend the day after he arrived.

Firstly, it was to let him know that I had arrived, and secondly, it was to discuss how to fight the upcoming battle.

As expected, Xu Zuyin was stunned for a moment when he saw Xiao Yuan, then laughed heartily and clasped his hands in a fist and bow.

"Long time no see! Did you have a safe journey?"

Xiao Yuan also clasped his hands in a fist salute, "It's alright."

It's so easy to talk to smart people. Neither of them mentioned why they had brought a fake to the border, and they naturally started talking about the current war situation.

Xu Zuyin praised Bao Beibei highly, describing her as a reincarnation of a war goddess, an invincible force.

that's the truth.

Before Bao Beibei and the others arrived, the Quanrong had already launched an attack. Although Beirong Pass narrowly won due to its numerical advantage, it also suffered heavy losses.

The enemy's cavalry was simply too formidable; the Great Jin was slightly inferior in both warhorses and cavalry.