A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 253 Weird Baby

Fire cannot be hidden in paper.

Since Miaowu will be living in the Great Jin Dynasty in the future, he will inevitably run into Jin Zekang.

To avoid any negative associations with this guy, Xiao Yuan decided to first instill incorrect ideas in him.

Anyway, my sister-in-law said that she would wear women's clothing in Dajin from now on to avoid being recognized.

So it's not wrong for him to blur his gender a little, right?

Jin Zekang was completely bewildered when Xiao Yuan told him that Zen Master Miaowu was a woman and that she planned to stay in the Great Jin after pretending to ascend to immortality.

No, bro, do you want to hear what nonsense you're spouting?

Before becoming a monk, Miaowu was a prince of Nanzhao. Even though Nanzhao was smaller than the Great Jin, Miaowu was still a legitimate member of the royal family.

Besides, the emperor of Nanzhao didn't lack sons to inherit the throne, so there was no need to insist on calling a princess a prince.

Even if the King of Nanzhao insisted on calling the princess a prince for some special purpose, were all the people of Nanzhao blind?

The Huguo Temple in Nanzhao held a more revered position in the hearts of the people than the emperor, so the abbot didn't need to give the emperor any face at all.

If Miaowu were a woman, would her family have offered her the position of National Preceptor, making her the foremost holy monk of the nation?

Haven't you heard the legend?

Before becoming a monk, Miaowu had countless female confidantes. Are you suggesting that he, as a woman, harmed dozens of young girls?

Do you believe this yourself?

Jin Zekang's suspicions were reasonable and legitimate, and Xiao Yuan couldn't explain them, since Miaowu was indeed a man.

But he didn't need to explain much, since Miaowu would be wearing women's clothing from now on.

Just give him a first impression; he's not going to actually pull down Miaowu's pants.

As long as Miaowu doesn't admit it, he's a woman with male features who was forced into becoming a nun.

Facing Xiao Yuan's attitude of "believe it or not, this is the truth," Jin Zekang rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Fine, even if Miaowu is a woman, what does that have to do with you?"

You two are just bored out of your minds...

Oh, right, neither of you has balls.

Unable to bear it any longer, Xiao Yuan slammed his palm down and shattered the meditation table.

"You cripple, you want to use a wheelchair again, don't you? I, the Grand Eunuch, will grant your wish."

Jin Zekang dashed away in a flash, his speed completely disproportionate to his skill level.

This kind of extreme suicidal behavior is so exciting!

He was more excited than poking a tiger's butt; he was betting that the guy wouldn't dare kill him.

Jin Zekang had just run away when Jiang Xinyu returned, looking at Xiao Yuan's dark face and the wood chips scattered all over the ground, completely bewildered.

"What's wrong? Are you jealous again?"

Jiang Xinyu hugged Xiao Yuan's waist and rubbed against him, "Didn't you promise to trust me?"

"There's really nothing between Beibei and me. If possible, she'd love to be a girl again."

Xiao Yuan gave a muffled "hmm," and said, "Jin Zekang just left. He heard that you were getting close to Miaowu and came to mock me."

"Wife, I feel wronged."

Jiang Xinyu always responded better to gentle persuasion than force. Seeing Xiao Yuan pouting, she felt sorry for him and quickly rubbed his face, giving him kisses and hugs.

"That guy is so despicable, why don't you slap him?"

Don't worry, we'll go back the day after tomorrow after we've settled Beibei's matter, and I'll make it up to you properly.

We'll deal with him later.

Buddhist temples are not the place for such things, so Xiao Yuan could only touch and hug them to satisfy his cravings.

"Can you please not bring her home? It makes me uncomfortable that she's using a man's body and getting too close to you."

Besides, Twelve is somewhat closer to He Zhang; it would be too dangerous for her to stay at our house.

Xiao Yuan had thought it wouldn't be easy to persuade Jiang Xinyu, but to his surprise, Jiang Xinyu nodded repeatedly upon hearing his words.

"Yes, yes, that guy Beibei has always been shameless. If we let him live in our house, we'll have to be on guard against him eavesdropping every day."

The son and daughter-in-law are not safe either. I don't want them to be scared out of their wits after finally getting things done.

Let's throw it at Jin Zekang's place; evil people will be punished by evil people themselves.

I always felt that the guards around Jin Zekang were too ordinary. With Bei Bei in the Regent's Palace keeping watch, they would be spared from assassination attempts.

Wow, killing two birds with one stone! No, this is called mutually beneficial cooperation and a win-win situation.

"Old Kang must have accumulated a lot of good karma in his past life to have a sister like me."

Looking at Jiang Xinyu, who was smiling like a little fox, Xiao Yuan felt a surge of passion in his heart.

The couple were indeed in sync; before he could even say anything, his wife had already taken care of everything.

There's nothing wrong with my sister-in-law living at my brother-in-law's house.

Time flies by.

While the Quanrong prince was busy searching for beauties throughout the capital and had no time for important matters, the debate among the Nanzhao national teacher had already begun.

The entire Nanzhao Kingdom was a Buddhist society, and Miaowu, when he was a prince, had read many Buddhist scriptures.

In addition, Bao Beibei has been a key member of the debate club since she was in school.

Her tongue is like a controlled weapon; she's adept at finding and exploiting loopholes to argue her point.

Debating Buddhist scriptures, to put it bluntly, is arguing based on Buddhist theories; to put it more elegantly, it's called debate.

It's a competition of who can come up with the most abstract, lofty, and seemingly reasonable arguments.

At first, Bao Beibei relied on Miaowu's original memories and her quick wit and eloquence to easily fool her.

After he was ordained, he had a lot of free time and read many scriptures. He also often argued with the old monks... well, debated scriptures.

Now when she talks about Buddhism, she speaks with absolute certainty!

On the day of the debate, a high platform was erected in the square of Huguo Temple, and Miaowu, looking like a compassionate bodhisattva reincarnated, sat on the lotus platform and debated with the monks.

Jiang Xinyu almost burst out laughing.

She's such a show-off; the Oscars owe her ten golden statuettes.

If Buddhist monks knew how lewd this girl was in private, they'd probably want to break their vows, eat meat, and bite her to death.

No wonder her husband is always worried; this brat really has no bottom line.

Yesterday, she actually secretly asked herself if she wanted to touch her treasure.

Holy crap, that's shameless! She was genuinely smitten back then.

Although I've seen it in many films and television shows, I've never actually touched it.

These belong to my sisters. Back when they went to the hot springs together, who hasn't patted each other's butts and pinched each other's breasts?

Xiao Yuan in their family doesn't have one, and if they don't touch Bei Bei, they might never be able to touch a real one in their lifetime.

To be honest, birds of a feather flock together, and neither of them are exactly known for their integrity.

If it weren't for the image of Xiao Yuan's aggrieved face suddenly flashing through her mind, Jiang Xinyu would have really made a mistake.

Fortunately, Xiao Yuan didn't find out about this, otherwise, even if Chief Supervisor Xiao was magnanimous, he would still be at odds with Bao Beibei to the death.

But you know what, Bao Beibei really doesn't have a penchant for scheming or any intention of cheating on Xiao Yuan.

After learning about Jiang Xinyu's visit, he even thought that his brother-in-law was quite nice.

He's the kind of guy that all the members of their group of girlfriends would approve of.

She even regretted that Susu couldn't cross over.

Otherwise, with Su Su's healing abilities, she could cut off the extra growths on her body and give them to Xiao Yuan.

Consider it a gift from her, the sister-in-law, to her brother-in-law.

Jiang Xinyu was both amused and exasperated. This sister was really generous; she was truly willing to give him something.

She knew Bao Beibei was generous, but she didn't expect her to be this generous. These sisters deserve to be honored in the Imperial Ancestral Temple.

Bao Beibei said:

Anyway, it's useless to me since it's on my body; its greatest value is making my sisters happy.

Xiao Yuan:

Were all the topics of conversation among girls in your generation this explosive?

Suddenly I feel so innocent, even though I'm almost thirty.

The Foolishness of Modern Girls (Author)

Get lost, we're not taking the blame for this. You just happened to run into two weirdos.