A lazy bum transmigrates and marries a eunuch – it's awesome!

Chapter 251 Happy New Year, My Darlings

Seeing that Xiao Yuan's expression had softened, Jiang Xinyu quickly seized the opportunity to press her advantage.

“I’ve told you that Beibei is my best friend, but you just wouldn’t believe me. We’ve known each other for over ten years and are like sisters.”

Xiao Yuan suddenly understood.

Miaowu can emit lightning from his hands, and his strange behavior and way of speaking are very similar to Madam's.

So... she's a demon who cultivates on the same mountain as the lady?

Yes, that must be the case.

However, there was still one thing Xiao Yuan couldn't understand: "If you're a woman, why did you transform into a man?"

Bao Beibei was completely confused. "What did my brother-in-law say?"

"Raindrops, could you translate this for me? I didn't understand."

Jiang Xinyu's lips twitched. "My husband believes I'm a demon cultivating in the mountains, and he probably thinks you're one of my foxes."

It's probably asking why a female transformed into a male.

Bao Beibei understood now, "I didn't transform into human form, I just had a bit of an accident and ended up being resurrected in another body."

Back then, when he saw this profound insight... oh, right, he was still a prince back then.

I don't know how I got inside his body, and now I can't get out.

I was initially quite happy that I wouldn't have to get my period anymore, but it turns out this guy is a player.

From palace maids to wealthy young ladies to chivalrous women of the martial arts world, there's something for everyone, and countless confidantes.

My girlfriend is straight, and she likes men!

Can you believe that you might encounter eight people pressuring you to get married and six of them trying to sleep with you in one day?

To preserve my pitiful chastity, I didn't even dare to return to the palace. I only managed to find a few days of peace and quiet in a temple.

Later, I figured that this couldn't go on forever, so I simply used my extensive knowledge to refute the old monk and became a holy monk.

It's fortunate that the people of Nanzhao are devout Buddhists; if it were our group of sisters, those beasts...

"Don't even mention becoming a monk, they wouldn't let me go even if I castrated myself."

Jiang Xinyu laughed heartily, "That's right, we are such extraordinary women."

Xiao Yuan blushed deeply and silently turned away.

They really are from the Fairy Cave; they're all so shameless.

But at the same time, Supervisor Xiao was secretly pleased, because it turned out that the demon didn't care whether a person was castrated or not.

It's just that his sister-in-law, now a man, still hugs and kisses his wife like before, which makes him feel quite awkward.

To be honest, he was quite bothered by it.

Bao Beibei could naturally tell that Xiao Yuan minded, but the more he minded, the more smug Xiao Yuan became.

Jiang Xinyu gave him a helpless push, "That's enough, my little one is sensitive and can't take a joke."

Let's get down to business. What brings you to the Great Jin Dynasty this time?

"Let me make this clear first, the Great Jin is now run by my man and my sworn brothers, so don't cause any trouble."

"Little Raindrop, don't you know me? When poor, I cultivate my own virtue; when rich, I have a harem."

Bao Beibei gazed at the sky at a melancholy forty-five-degree angle.

"With the title of Imperial Advisor, I didn't dare to flirt with any handsome men in Nanzhao for fear of ruining my persona."

"If I don't come out for some fresh air soon, I'm going to have an EMO."

Suddenly, Bao Beibei's demeanor changed abruptly, and she looked intently at Xiao Yuan.

"Brother-in-law, are there many homosexuals around here?"

Could you act as a pimp... oops, I mean, could you play matchmaker for me?

My sister doesn't have high expectations; she just wants to meet the standards of Pan Lu Xiao Deng Xian.

It's all about the face; whether I have a penis or not doesn't matter, I have my own.

Jiang Xinyu slapped her bald head in disgust.

"You're kidding me, you're all talk and no action."

I don't know you yet. Being the top is tiring, and being the bottom is painful. The most suitable thing for you is intelligent AI.

"I used it for my own pleasure and then threw it away."

As Jiang Xinyu spoke, she gave Bao Beibei a meaningful look, and Bao Beibei immediately changed the subject.

She understood the code, but it wasn't appropriate to explain it in detail with her man present.

Since they've already arrived at their best friend's territory, given their close relationship, Mozi Ge (Brother Mozi) will definitely have to make arrangements.

Waaah, my best friend is definitely the most reliable person.

In other words, if this woman had a man, she would have had to offer herself to him.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of Miaowu's good looks?

They had talked about this topic during their late-night dorm room chats, and the first thing a man should do when he becomes a woman is to give his best friend a good time.

As expected, you can't just blindly support fans. You'll only realize how difficult it is to be a man once you actually become one.

The two sisters had endless things to talk about when they met, but their current identities meant they were destined not to have a proper conversation.

After being out for more than half an hour, if Zen Master Miaowu didn't go back soon, some monks would probably be looking for him.

Whether he was alone with the female benefactor or having a pleasant conversation with a powerful minister of the Great Jin Dynasty, it was all troublesome.

Jiang Xinyu's courtyard was occupied by other people, so he couldn't sneak in. Jiang Xinyu, however, wanted to sneak into Miaowu's courtyard and have a long talk with her precious child all night long.

Xiao Yuan was unhappy again.

Even though he knew there was nothing going on between the two of them, he still felt incredibly nauseous when he saw a man and a woman alone in a room.

The main problem is that his sister-in-law doesn't know how to avoid suspicion at all.

They've already become men, yet they're still kissing and hugging—who can resist that?

It's fortunate that no one saw it; if someone had, it wouldn't just be news from the Great Jin Dynasty.

It is likely that his reputation as a "living turtle" will spread throughout the six kingdoms.

Yes, and his wife's reputation for beauty.

She could bring down the most revered monk from the six kingdoms and make him fall into the mortal world. If she doesn't count as an unparalleled enchantress, then no one else is.

Bao Beibei teased Jiang Xinyu again, then drifted away under Xiao Yuan's frustrated and helpless gaze.

The moment he stepped out of the back mountain, his expression immediately became solemn and dignified, and as he walked slowly, he was once again the aloof and serene holy monk, untouched by worldly dust.

As soon as Bao Beibei left, Xiao Yuan immediately embraced Jiang Xinyu and gave her a deep kiss, a tender and affectionate kiss mixed with a sense of trepidation at having regained what he had lost.

When he saw Miaowu and his wife embracing, he felt as if the sky had fallen.

In terms of background, Miaowu was a prince of the Nanzhao Kingdom.

Even if he becomes a monk, he can return to secular life; the price of a noble life is beyond his reach.

In terms of looks, he wasn't even ranked among the best in the capital, while the other was a famous handsome man in the six kingdoms.

Most importantly, he was a eunuch.

The other person's profound understanding is that he doesn't need it, he's completely defeated!

Fortunately, it was a misunderstanding, and the lady is still his.

Jiang Xinyu felt both heartache and helplessness as she sensed Xiao Yuan's emotional changes.

She had tried her best to make him feel safe, but it still didn't seem to be enough.

After this misunderstanding, Supervisor Xiao became even more clingy.

He stayed at the temple with his wife for three days until Jin Zekang couldn't stand it anymore and came to arrest them.

His Highness the Regent is truly angry.

It's not like you, Xiao Yuan, are the only one with a wife. How can you push all the work onto me?

Xiao Yuan felt quite embarrassed.

You are in charge of receiving the Quanrong envoys, while I am here discussing Buddhism with the Nanzhao national teacher.

Isn't all of this for the sake of diplomacy?

Work is assigned based on ability.

You don't understand Buddhism, so this allocation is perfectly fine.

Jin Zekang spat out a contemptuous "Pah!"

"You, Xiao Yama, actually believe in Buddhism?"

Don't you feel guilty saying that?

By the way, where's your wife?

Is it because my sister doesn't want to leave that you insist on staying here with her?

I told her that Ayu was missing her.

That girl is clearly incompatible with Buddhist scriptures and the Eight Characters of Birth; why is she even trying to join in?

What, just to see a handsome monk?

Xiao Yuan's face immediately darkened.

Why are you speaking such blunt truths? You've been bewitched by that monk, haven't you?

Jin Zekang, who was always eager to see a good show, immediately grinned wickedly when he saw Xiao Yuan's dark face.

"No way! My sister really got hooked up with that monk?"

"Damn, you're so good-natured, like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"

Xiao Yuan, unable to bear it any longer, gave this guy a big slap.

Great, that perfectly proves you're not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Jin Zekang: You son of a bitch, you only pick on the weak, huh!

Go beat up whoever steals your wife! My brother-in-law is so frustrated.