Chapter 338 I'm Not Love-Brained
Chapter 338 I'm Not Love-Brained
After obtaining the consent of the guests, the program team temporarily changed the itinerary and followed Wu Jing's car to the crew's residence, where they will conduct the next recording.
"Oh, the assistant director is here." After seeing him, Lu Jingshan joked enthusiastically and gave him a big hug.
Chen Jinnian looked at Wu Jing while hugging him. He really didn't expect that Sister Jingshan came earlier than him, because just last month, Lu Jingshan's mother had just passed away.
Wu Jing shook his head implicitly, signaling him not to mention this matter.
"I haven't seen Sister Jingshan for a few months. She has become more beautiful. How can I feel that you have become a few years younger after the New Year?" After receiving the reminder, Chen Jinnian did not mention anything about his family, but instead gave her a round of flattery.
"Hey, you're exaggerating a bit."
Lu Jingshan pushed him aside with disgust, but the smile on her face showed that she enjoyed the words very much.
"No, I mean it sincerely."
"Not necessarily. I think you dare to say that because your girlfriend is not around. You'd be finished if she knew." After saying that, Lu Jingshan pointed at the video recorder.
Chen Jinnian was very upset. He was trying to comfort the other person with good intentions, but he didn't expect Lu Jingshan to set him up. So he turned around and put his arm around the cameraman's shoulders.
"Brother, let me discuss something. If you delete the footage you just posted, I'll give you fifty dollars."
The cameraman shook the camera and said, "I'll give you 100 yuan, and you repeat what you just said."
"You're really good," Chen Jinnian said, pretending to grit his teeth. "You're worthy of being the production team of 'Flowers and Youth'. From the director to the cameraman to the editor, not a single one of them is easy to deal with. They're all trying to stir up trouble. If your director really has nothing to do, I suggest you bite a lighter. I guarantee the show will be a blast."
"Bite the Lighter"
The cameraman was stunned by what he heard, and then turned the camera to director Li Chao in the back.
Li Chaolai quickly lifted the script to cover his face and turned sideways to avoid the camera. It was not so cruel. What do you mean by "I bit the lighter alive"? And you guarantee that it will definitely explode? Nonsense, I don't need your guarantee. As long as it is not an explosion-proof lighter, it will definitely explode.
Li Chao was still too young. He didn't know that some people were so abstract that they would actually bite a lighter.
"Come on, buddy, push the camera to the director's face, be steady, and focus on the script on his face." Chen Jinnian's voice appeared on the screen, and the cameraman also cooperated with the adjustments.
"See, the script he's holding in his hand, it says what time, who should appear at which location, how many camera positions there are, and how long the shoot will take. So, dear viewers, don't believe that reality shows don't have scripts anymore."
As he kept speaking, the guests on "Flowers and Youth" were all laughing like crazy. They were all frequent guests on variety shows, but it was the first time that someone was so brave as to open his mouth loudly in front of the program crew.
Li Chao hurriedly hid the script behind his butt.
"Take a picture of the face, take a picture of the face, take a picture of the face quickly." Chen Jinnian urged the cameraman hurriedly.
Li Chao covered his face with his left hand and turned his back
"Pat your ass, pat your ass, the script is leaking out."
The entire crew was laughing like crazy, with a kind of beauty similar to Cao Cao cutting off his beard and discarding his robe. For a moment, Li Chao became the focus of everyone's attention.
"Ouch, I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts when I laugh." Zhang Ruoyun squatted on the ground with his waist bent. He has been very cautious recently, fearing that an inappropriate word would be edited out of the program by the director. Today, he finally got his revenge.
"I want to see this scene in the main film. I want to see this scene in the main film. Don't censor it."
Jiang Shuying was recording and shouting with her mobile phone, and she couldn't suppress the excitement on her lips.
When the wall falls, everyone pushes it down. Li Chao experienced the power of the people. After the darkest ten minutes of his life, everyone let him go and happily joined the crew.
As for the recording plan arranged in the evening, Wu Jing ruthlessly rejected it. He didn't want to eat local barbecue, he only wanted to eat domestic skewers.
"I tell you, foreigners have no concept of seasoning when cooking. Their barbecue is just pure barbecue, without any taste at all. There's just a little salt on the surface, but one bite is enough for me."
Wu Jing was complaining madly and flipping the skewers on the charcoal fire. It was obvious that he had been cheated a lot recently.
"Yeah, if it had tasted any better, Zheng He wouldn't have brought back only two giraffes." Chen Jinnian, squatting beside him, echoed, "It smells so good, Brother Jing, your cooking skills are quite good."
"That's right, I have good cooking skills. I can show off my skills when I go back to my father-in-law's house. I want to show off my skills." Wu Jing answered proudly, then he raised his head and said, "You spent the New Year at your girlfriend's house for half a month. You can't have not cooked a single dish, right?"
Chen Jinnian smiled embarrassedly.
"I just cared about eating, and my cooking skills are a bit of an amateur. The dishes I made are eaten by me and not even dogs."
Hearing their conversation, Nazha looked over in surprise and asked, "You already have a girlfriend, doesn't your agent care about you?"
"Oh my, you are a love-brained person, and you still care about others." Jiang Shuying said jokingly. Nazha has an extremely rich love history. If it weren't for the frequent scandals, she would definitely be much more popular than she is now.
"Ah, I'm not in love. I'll say it again."
Nazha shook Jiang Shuying's arm, hurriedly denied it, and explained: "I admit that when I was in a relationship, I might really be obsessed with the person, but when I realized that the person was not good to me, I would very clearly break up the relationship. You know, every time I was in a relationship, I was the one who said the breakup, so I am not a love-brained person."
Chen Jinnian slowly turned his head to look at Nazha, his eyes widened instantly. Although he didn't say a word, it was clear on his forehead that he was "love-brained."
"What are you looking at me for? Isn't that right?"
"Yes, that's right. Also, I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at Brother Bolin. Brother, you've been suffering recently. I'll give you this freshly grilled kebab first."
Chen Jinnian stood up and handed it to Chen Bolin.
Chen Bolin is indeed having a hard time. From the moment he started recording the variety show, the production crew started making trouble and sent him to wander around Africa, where he had to watch wild animals baring their teeth every day. After finally waiting for the main group to arrive, the itinerary was changed at the last minute. He had to drive for an entire afternoon from the giraffe reserve to the crew for recording.
"Thank you." Chen Bolin took it politely and distributed it to everyone.
But Nazha's doubts were not dispelled. She tilted her head and continued to ask: "You definitely looked at me just now. I'm very curious about what you want to say."
"It's nothing, I just admire you for being able to take the initiative in every relationship." Chen Jinnian expressed it tactfully.
"Is there anything wrong with this? If your girlfriend doesn't love you, and you still insist on not breaking up, that would be so tiring." Nazha said casually.
"But the feeling of love is determined by several hormones, such as phenylethylamine and dopamine. The secretion time of these hormones has an upper limit, lasting for a maximum of two years. If you only pursue the feeling of love, breakup is the only outcome. So some love may not be love, but just excessive hormone secretion."
Chen Jinnian looked at Nazha again and said, "You think you're no longer in love, but is there a possibility that nothing has changed in the outside world, and you just wake up and suddenly, the hormones are gone?"
He snapped his fingers lightly, and then suddenly remembered that Nazha was in a relationship now, and it had only lasted for two years. Could he be right? No way.
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