A black doctor from a certain American comic

Chapter 753 1 Family is to be neat and tidy

Seeing Mao Shanming put on his Taoist robe, he was ready to open the altar and perform the rituals.

Huang Wanwan said next to him: "My house was specially inspected by a Feng Shui master. It was just repaired, but after I moved in, I found that it was not peaceful!"

"We are a big family, and when we wake up every morning, no one is sleeping in the bed. The ghosts have all taken the beds out!"

"Those who move people to the table are the doings of evil people! Those who move people out of bed are the doings of evil spirits!" Mao Shanming pretended to shake his head and said: "Mr. Huang, you have to be afraid of evil people, but there are evil ghosts... I am here today. Yes, I am here to take care of it and solve it for you!"

"Taoist Master Mao, more than a dozen Taoist priests have said what you said in front of me during this period, but none of them worked in the end." Huang Baiwan said: "You have to be careful, that evil ghost is not simple!"

Mao Shanming smiled brightly and said: "It's a time of war and chaos, and all kinds of monsters and monsters are popping up. It's profitable, so naturally there are many people who deceive the world and steal fame!"

"Those so-called charlatans are just liars who are greedy for money, but Mao is an authentic descendant of the Maoshan sect. How can they be the same as those liars!"

Murphy laughed and shook his head. Mao Shanming was at best a little better than those charlatans, but he still dared to speak so brazenly here. He was too thick-skinned, right?

The ghost hunting ritual has just begun.

"Courtesy first, then attack. Listen carefully!"

Mao Shanming grabbed a handful of white paper money and threw it into the sky:

"My dear Maoshan Ming, today I am entrusted by Huang Baiwan of Renjiazhen to clean up the house."

While chanting the words, he used the nails strung with red threads to pass through the Five Emperors copper coins and carry the talismans.

"One pillar of Optimus wears money, and one magic talisman towns home!"

Mao Shanming suddenly jumped onto the altar, and used a hidden weapon to shoot the nails in his hands at the eaves of the lobby of Huang Baiwan's house.

The nails, along with the copper coins and talismans, were firmly inserted into the eaves.

It can also be seen from here that Mao Shanming is not a useless waste. In order to deceive him into eating and drinking, he still did a little hard work.

"okay!"

Mao Shanming jumped down from the altar.

"Brother Mo Fei!" Ren Tingting wondered: "Why are the methods of this Taoist Priest and Uncle Jiu so different?"

In addition to fighting zombies and monsters together, Ren Tingting also saw Uncle Jiu helping her family with Feng Shui and other methods.

She felt that that was what it meant to be truly capable and powerful.

As for Mao Shanming, no matter how you look at it, it feels like a farce!

"Tingting, you don't know that our Maoshan sect has too many branches. Who knows what other branches have to do." Qiu Sheng came up and said, "It's just that I really can't understand Mao Shanming's methods. It's so messed up. Yeah, it seems like he doesn’t even understand the basic usage of the altar, right?"

The Dharma platform is like a Taoist priest's tank. You have to get inside the tank, drive it, and then sweep outwards. Mao Shanming jumped on the Dharma platform and stepped on the Dharma platform with his feet. It is tantamount to giving you a tank. You You have to run up to the tank and jump around, saying that this is the correct way to use the tank...

In Murphy's view, Mao Shanming himself was treating this ghost-hunting drama as a farce. He shouldn't know how to use a tank. Even if he knew, he didn't have the high-level knowledge to let him learn to drive a tank.

"The frightening umbrella is a tonic from the human world, and the oil-paper umbrella is a treasure from the underworld. I give it to you!"

After shooting the Five Emperors coins and talismans, Mao Shanming picked up the two umbrellas prepared in advance on the altar and threw them into the lobby.

It seemed that he wanted to bribe the ghost with two umbrellas, so that the ghost would leave early and stop causing trouble in the Huang family.

"Using two umbrellas to please ghosts?" Qiu Sheng sneered: "This person is indeed a liar! No matter how outrageous the Maoshan branch is, it is impossible to invent the principle of using a frightening umbrella or an oil-paper umbrella to please ghosts!"

"Then why did he throw two umbrellas in?" Wen Cai asked confused.

"It's not worth it." Qiu Sheng said: "There must be something weird, so that this liar can use his tricks to deceive the eyes of Mr. Huang and others!"

Qiu Sheng's guess was correct. With Mo Fei's eyes, he could naturally see that inside the two umbrellas Mao Shanming threw into the lobby of the Huang family, there were two ghosts, one big and one small. He wanted to rely on these two little ghosts he had raised. Use coaxing Huang Wanwan.

But Mao Shanming didn't know that the Huang family was built on top of a tomb, and there was a whole family of ghosts waiting for him!

After Mao Shanming threw his umbrella in, there was no movement in the lobby for a while.

"Ouch!" Mao Shanming picked up the mahogany sword and said sternly: "I paid with paper money and said it nicely. If you don't admit your mistake again, I will beat you hard!"

After he finished speaking, two umbrellas were thrown out of the lobby, and all the doors and windows were suddenly closed tightly.

This scene frightened everyone, because no one was in the lobby, and the door was suddenly closed, unless it was...

There are ghosts!

In fact, it was Mao Shanming's two little ghosts who came out of the umbrella, and then created a ghost atmosphere and started a big drama.

Seeing Huang Wanwan and others huddled together in fear, Mao Shanming had a proud smile on his lips - today's money is guaranteed!

"Hmph!" Mao Shanming snorted coldly: "I don't know how to praise!"

"If that's the case, don't blame me for being rude!"

He made magic tricks, made a set of fancy things, and then poured grapefruit leaf water on Huang Baiwan and others:

"Just watch from outside and see how I catch ghosts when I go in!"

Grapefruit leaf water can make people see ghosts.

In order to prove that he is indeed catching ghosts, it would be better to let Huang Baiwan and others witness it with their own eyes!

Then, Mao Shanming took a bowl of glutinous rice and walked into the lobby of the Huang family's new house.

He took the glutinous rice and scattered it everywhere.

At a place where the glutinous rice was sprinkled, sparks suddenly appeared, and two ghosts, one large and one small, wearing the costumes of Qing Dynasty officials appeared in everyone's sight.

"It's really a ghost!"

Huang Wanwan's family was trembling, it was a ghost.

A family like theirs, with money they could never spend in a lifetime and endless enjoyment beyond ordinary people's imagination, naturally didn't want to deal with ghosts and ghosts who were beyond their control and couldn't talk to them at all.

"Master, if you catch these ghosts and keep my house peaceful, I, Huang Baibai, will not treat you badly!" Huang Baibai shouted loudly from a distance.

"Mr. Huang, just leave it to me for the little things!"

Mao Shanming smiled confidently, then took the mahogany sword, tied it with a sword flower, and shouted sternly at the two little ghosts he raised: "You two brave ghosts dare to disturb Yin and Yang. Now that you have seen my Maoshan Master Mao Shanming, why don't you If you just surrender, how long will it take?"

As if they didn't hear it at all, the two little ghosts roared, showed their teeth and claws, and rushed towards Mao Shanming.

After a fight scene that looked quite realistic, a little ghost was driven out of the house by Mao Shanming.

The kid made a fierce look and started chasing Huang Wanwan.

"Master Mao, help! Help!" Huang Baiwan was so frightened that he quickly shouted.

"I'm dealing with this big one here, so I'm temporarily unavailable!" Mao Shanming said, "How about I teach you how to temporarily restrain him by sticking the banknote to his face."

"Silver note?"

"Yes, there is cinnabar on the banknotes. Ghosts are most afraid of this!" Mao Shan said clearly.

"Oh oh oh, good, good!" Huang Baiwan quickly took out his vote and put it on the little devil's forehead.

"Mr. Huang, how many taels of silver did you post?" Mao Shanming asked.

"Fifty taels." Huang Baiwan said.

"The cinnabar on the fifty-tael banknote is not enough to suppress it. Hurry up and stick the five hundred-tael banknote on him!" Mao Shan said clearly.

He didn't put on such a big show just to earn a mere fifty taels of silver.

After Maoshan said it clearly, the little devil struggled and started to move again.

The frightened Huang Baiwan naturally did not dare to be stingy, so he immediately took the five hundred taels of silver notes and put it on the kid's forehead.

Mao Shanming was satisfied. The wool could not catch a sheep, so he squeezed 500 taels of silver from the Huang family at one time, which was already very good and was worth half his income for half a year.

Don't be too greedy, otherwise what if a shrewd businessman like Huang Wanwan sees the flaw?

Mao Shanming then showed off his power and put the big ghost into the oil-paper umbrella, then walked out of the room with a smile on his face, took out the other umbrella, and found a child from the Huang family:

"Kid, you take this umbrella and point it at this little devil. I'll go over there and count one, two, three, and then you open the umbrella. Do you understand?"

The child nodded confusedly.

Nothing went wrong, the kid was put into the umbrella - it was just acting.

"Mr. Huang, it's okay, I have captured the ghost. From now on, your family can sleep peacefully and no ghost will move you out of bed again."

Mao Shanming packed up his things and turned to leave.

"That's not right, Master!" Huang Baiwan suddenly grabbed Mao Shanming's wrist tightly. No matter how hard Mao Shanming struggled, he couldn't get free. He said: "We have seen the ghost in the house before, it seems to be a female ghost, but you Why are there two male ghosts collected today?"

"Female ghost?" Mao Shanming was stunned when he heard the words, but he soon came to his senses and laughed: "Ghosts are ever-changing. Sometimes they are male and sometimes they are female. It's normal."

When he first heard that there was a ghost in the Huang family, he thought that someone might have pulled the trick.

Now I didn’t expect that Huang Baiwan and others seemed to have seen the true appearance of the ghost in this mansion...

But no matter what, whether there was a ghost or not, he had all the money and it was time to run away.

"Ghosts! There are still ghosts!"

Suddenly, after Mao Shanming collected the two imps, the servant of the Huang family who entered the lobby to clean up shouted.

Mao Shanming felt a chill running down his back.

With his ability, there is no problem in fooling people, but if he wants to really catch ghosts... he is afraid that it will be like a meat bun beating a dog, and there will be no return.

It's scary that he just walked around the house. If a ghost had just appeared in the house, he would probably be dead.

He has no abilities, and the two little ghosts he raised have no abilities either. Compared with the fierce ghosts, their fighting ability is far behind.

Mao Shanming turned around as if to run away, but how could Huang Baiwan and others let him leave at this time, so they caught him immediately:

"Mage, there are still ghosts in this house, please collect them together!"

Even if Mao Shanming wanted to refuse, he had no chance. He was directly squeezed into the lobby by Huang Baiwan and others, and then locked the door tightly, leaving Mao Shanming to face the female ghost in the room alone - this They all saw Mao Shanming's powerful appearance before and thought he was a Taoist priest with real abilities. He had already caught two ghosts. It wouldn't be difficult to catch another one, right?

But Mao Shanming already wanted to die...

A female ghost dressed in white suddenly appeared in the room...

Mao Shanming's heart beat violently.

It's just that the female ghost turned her back to him, feeling resentful of being alone, instead of attacking him immediately, which made Mao Shanming calm down a lot.

"Miss." Mao Shan Mingqing coughed and said cautiously: "As the saying goes, humans live in the yang house and ghosts live in the yin house. Why do you mess up the yin and yang?"

"I messed up the yin and yang? They messed up the longitude and latitude first!" The female ghost said quietly: "He built the house on our family's cemetery, making us feel like we are being pressed down by things all day long. You said, this is comfortable ?"

"Then if you feel uncomfortable, the whole family will feel uncomfortable. Isn't that appropriate?" Mao Shanming said with a flattering smile.

"Who said I'm the only one who feels uncomfortable? There are also my grandfather, my grandmother, my father, my mother, my brother..."

As the female ghost spoke, ghosts appeared in the room one after another, almost submerging Mao Shanming in them.

He suddenly remembered what the female ghost said before - the Huang family built their house on the cemetery of the female ghost family. This 'family'...

……

"Help!"

"do not do that!"

"I know I was wrong!"

Outside the room, everyone heard Mao Shanming's screams like a slaughtered pig.

"What's wrong, the mage is no match, what should I do?" Huang Baiwan said anxiously: "Will the house I just repaired be ruined?"

There is no doubt that the magnificent yard of the Huang family cost at least tens of thousands of oceans. Including decoration, furniture and other things, a hundred thousand oceans is not an exaggeration. How can you not feel sad if it is thrown into the water for nothing.

"Uncle Huang!" Ren Tingting said: "Since Master Mao failed, why not let Qiu Shengwencai and the others try?"

"This..." Huang Baiwan said hesitantly: "Master Mao can't deal with the evil ghosts inside, can they?"

"Mr. Huang, that Mao Shanming is a liar at all. How can the cinnabar on a banknote fix the ghost? Our master, Uncle Jiu, is a true disciple of the Maoshan sect. I can tell you clearly that the Maoshan sect does not have such a saying at all. I see, The two little guys before were raised by Mao Shanming himself, and he was actually cheating you of your money!"

Qiu Sheng said confidently: "But we are different. We are professionals in catching ghosts. Just watch it!"

So next, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai took the lead in holding magical weapons and walked into the lobby of the Huang family.

Mo Fei and Ren Tingting were behind to help them.

However, in Mo Fei's opinion, Qiu Sheng may be more reliable than Mao Shanming, but he is probably not a match for this big family...