bullyxtreme Chapter 39 Counterfeit Goods
Chapter 39 Counterfeit Goods
Upon hearing Yan Xun's plan, Gui Yuchong felt for the first time—
I don't seem to understand what people are thinking.
He glanced at the window Yan Xun mentioned, and then estimated the distance between room 404 and the room Yan Xun had described.
"...What if your plan fails?"
His voice was very soft, more like a simple self-doubt than a question.
"Failure?" Yan Xun stood by the bed, observing the thick fog outside through the curtains. "Then I guess I'm just unlucky."
He always had a lazy and listless demeanor; he would never stand properly if there was anywhere to lean against.
Yan Xun leaned against the window and said to Gui Yuchong, "Don't bother collecting my body when the time comes, since we won't be able to find it anyway."
He spoke so coldly and casually, as if he didn't care about his own life or death at all.
Gui Yuchong almost blurted out, "If you don't care that much, I might as well eat you up!" He felt a strange mix of emotions, as if Yan Xun was a heartless man who had never cared about his feelings.
He touched his face again, somewhat puzzled.
Based on his observation, this face should be the kind that most people would like.
However, Yan Xun rarely gave him a friendly look, and when he tried to be nice to him for the first time, Yan Xun told him that he smelled bad.
If monsters had an emotional radio station, Gui Yuchong would probably be the first to call and complain that he had been toyed with by humans and that the other party didn't care about him at all.
Unfortunately, Yan Xun had no idea what Gui Yuchong was thinking.
Otherwise, he would immediately call Gui Yuchong crazy.
Is this your own face? And you've already become arrogant?
Moreover, turning him from a temporary worker into a lifetime contract worker would likely delay his retirement until his death, so he didn't call for a fight against Gui Yuchong because he felt he couldn't defeat him.
Where did Gui Yuchong get so many random ideas? Has he finally become addicted to Tomato Free Novels?
Do you really think humans would easily fall in love with non-humans?
Yan Xun advised him not to have unrealistic expectations, as he felt there was a reproductive barrier between them.
Yan Xun appeared so carefree, seemingly indifferent to life and death, because he had already made arrangements with the system—
If Yan Xun really has a problem, the system will immediately make him watch a 30-second ad to revive him.
However, Yan Xun felt that he probably wouldn't do it.
He drew back the curtains and glanced at the mist behind him... As if sensing that a human was observing him, the monsters outside began to stir again, eager to approach the Meimei Building.
Yan Xun glanced at it a few times, then closed the curtains again.
He discovered that it seemed the monsters wouldn't come near unless he "saw" them.
To test his idea, Yan Xun closed his eyes, opened the window, and stuck his head out.
The air outside was cold, accompanied by damp, misty vapor, and the smell of algae filled Yan Xun's nostrils... Yan Xun lay on the window, half of her body almost hanging off the edge.
He could hear Gui Yuchong's hurried footsteps behind him—
"Don't come near."
Yan Xun said.
He stretched out his arm, half-hanging on the window, looking like a madman trying to fly out.
1 second, 2 seconds, 5 seconds...
Half a minute later, nothing came near.
Yan Xun braced himself against the window and returned to the room. He glanced at Gui Yuchong and said, "I think it's feasible."
He had looked at the roster, and the nearest room to them, 405, was also empty, so he figured there must be some information there.
It's difficult to break in head-on—it's not nighttime, and there are no open doors—if they enter other rooms without permission, the security guards will just think they're shills trying to break into the residents' homes.
There are security cameras in the hallway, and the noise from opening the door is quite loud.
Yan Xun felt that unless he had an invisibility cloak and a master key, he wouldn't be able to openly enter his neighbor's room.
Besides entering from the outside.
He had previously taken a picture with his phone to measure the distance between his neighbor's balcony and the nearest window in his house, and thought that as long as he didn't accidentally fall, it was worth a try.
The only uncertainty is the monsters outside the building.
But after discovering that they were only sensitive to "sight", Yan Xun suddenly felt that he had a better chance of success. The props that Su Yumin gave him could also be used, but considering his bad luck, he was worried that he would directly cause the monsters to go berserk.
He went to the window closest to 405 and, before Gui Yuchong could react, jumped out.
—The black strands of hair seemed like tentacles, about to wrap around the turned-out hem of Yan Xun's clothes, but they quickly retracted.
Gui Yuchong stood motionless in the room because he saw Yan Xun grab onto the window sill and avoid falling.
……
Yan Xun certainly didn't expect to perform the acrobatic act of blindfolded balcony flipping.
He only estimated the distance to see if he could get over before those things found him. If it was too late, he would try closing his eyes and playing dead.
Fortunately, there were plenty of places to stand outside the Meimei Building. He stretched his body a little, and then, before the monsters in the mist could find him, he flipped over to the other side of the semi-open balcony.
As soon as he landed, he saw the glass door of the balcony.
At this moment, the things in the mist seemed to have noticed someone crawling out of the "cage," and they moved their bodies, about to reach out and grab Yan Xun who was standing on the balcony.
Yan Xun closed his eyes, exerted force, and smashed a large hole in the glass with the hammer that was stuck in his lower back. Ignoring the sharp glass, he reached into the hole and opened the locked balcony door.
He quickly pulled his arm away, and the back of his hand and wrist, which were not covered by clothes, were immediately cut by broken glass, leaving bloody marks.
But he didn't have time to worry about that... He only breathed a sigh of relief after entering the room and confirming that it was completely safe.
He glanced at the bloodstains on the back of his hand, stuck out his tongue and licked them a few times, as a way of disinfecting them.
Only then did I have time to observe the now-empty room.
The room was a mess, with stinky instant noodle boxes and beverage cans in the corners, and the whole room could only be described as stinking.
But even more unbearable than these were the large red characters that covered almost every blank corner of the room—
Please let me go! Please let me go!
Please, please let me go!!
I don't want it anymore, I don't want anything anymore!
From now on, you are the true Sun Yun.
I will never appear again...
Spare me...
These words appear to have been written by the room's owner in a state of extreme frenzy, while on the other side, the handwriting is completely different—
Counterfeit goods
Counterfeit goods
Counterfeit goods
【I'm here to kill the imposter, hehe.】